Grocery Store!

[Not Meowth]

Sorry, the sellotape got eaten by a big sellotape eating thing. Here's the remains of some masking tape that suffered a similar fate.

I want Canada from the grocery store, if anyone's going?

 

[Zoltea]

Sorry, but Korea blew up Canada, here's Mexico instead.

I would like a Dialga from the grocery store.

 

[Not Meowth]

Sorry, he caused a massive time-space rip in the storeroom and disappeared into the seventeenth century. Here's William Shakespeare.

I'd like a pirate memory game, suitable for ages 4 to 8.

 

[Zoltea]

Sorry, but they only had that available for ages 18-22, here you go.

I want a pocket-watch from the grocery store.

 

[Flareth]

Sorry, but all the pocket watches are being melted to make a statue of me, but here's a dog biscuit.

Can someone get me the best coffee ever at the grocery store?

 

[Charizard Morph]

Sorry, all of the coffe has been confiscated because of an alien attack, so here's a fried chicken instead.

Can someine get me a balloon at the grocery store?

 

[Zoltea]

Sorry, but the only balloons they have have holes in them, here you go.

I would like a blender from the grocery store.

 

[Charizard Morph]

All of the blenders have been smashed, so here's a toaster instead.

Can someone get me a pair of socks from teh grocery store?

 

[Not Meowth]

Sorry, some crazy guy ate them all. I think they called him... Mike something? *ahem* Anyway, I got you a hat instead.

Can somebody get me Charizard Morph's shoe from the grocery store?

 

[Flareth]

I wish i could, but it's been taken for lab testing. I bought you a bottle of water. Not just any water...VOLCANIC WATER. xD

Can someone get me rope at the grocery store?

 

[Charizard Morph]

A crazy guy with knives for hands came and sliced them all up, so i got you a box of spegetti instead.

Can someone get me a pair of headphones from the grocery store?

 

[Zoltea]

All of the headphones are broken, here's a 1-eared headphone instead.

I would like a slowpoke tail from the grocery store.

 

[Charizard Morph]

Some guy wearing black, ran in, sang a demented song that will forever be stuck in my brain, stole them all, and jumped over three counters on his way out the door. So here's that guys hat instead.

Could someone get me a potted plant from the grocery store?

 

[Zoltea]

They ran out, here's a Bonsly instead.

I would like a free DSi from the grocery store.

 

[Charizard Morph]

I decided to the grocery store was burned down, so i got you a stolen car instead.

Could someone get me bail money from the grocery store?

 

[Zoltea]

Sorry, but it wasn't specified in the package, here's a penny instead.

I would like a van from the grocery store.

 

[Charizard Morph]

I already got you one of those, here's a bucket of ice cream instead.

Could someine get me a box of fried chicken from the grocery store?

 

[Zoltea]

They were out, here's some boiled chicken instead.

I would like a cloud from the grocery store.

 

[Charizard Morph]

So would i. But i got you this thunderbolt instead, cause they were out of clouds.

I would like a box of candles from the grocery store.

 

[Zoltea]

They were out of candy boxes, here's a box of worms instead.

I would like a spotlight from the grocery store.