Hi!

[...]

I'll give it to MAGMAVIRE and tell him it's pasketti.

 

[Chopsuey]

Mess with Max at your own peril, creep. *Cocks pistol*

 

[...]

*meep*

*plugs pistol with tea cup and cod skin*

 

[Chopsuey]

*Throws pistol away and picks up a taser disguised as a TV remote*

 

[...]

*douses you in water*

*dons rubber coveralls*

 

[Chopsuey]

*Flamethrowers, melting the rubber where it pours into your throat and solifies, killing you*

 

[...]

*burning rubber corpse collapses on top of you, but you don't die right away because you've been doused in water*

*YOU SLOWLY BURN TO DEATH*

 

[Ninjabait]

Also, Umbreon-dana just made my day.

Odd, I tend to ruin people's days...

Also, be thankful for the tea and cod or he'll cut you.

Exactly.

*I mean I really don't want to be cut. I have puppies for that*

Nah, keep your cod. I'll hold a mod or someone at knifepoint till I get some. *maybe Blastoise...*

DAMMIT, THAT'S MY THING. GET YOUR OWN.

It's not that I don't like blastoise. It is just that I hold no sexual intrest in him.

Regardless, I'm going to assume that you two are in passionate love.

Very, very passionate love.

*Throws pistol away and picks up a taser disguised as a TV remote*

I'd imagine a taser disguised as a TV remote would lead to some awkward scenarios. Like trying to maneuver around your wife and zapping the everloving shit out of her.