Mike
(F)
Immediately upon entering the forest, you hear an eerie chuckle sound behind you. Acting on impulse, you whip around and slam your fist into your would-be assailant, forgetting that you had a Pokeball in your hand. The female Gastly is sucked in, and after a few seconds, the Pokeball stills. Well. That's one way to catch a Pokemon.
(F)
The first thing you see when you clamber into the tree of your choice is a feisty female Spearow. Unfortunately, that Spearow is squawking angrily, probably furious because you had disturbed her sleep. As she prepares to divebomb you for your insolence, you hastily throw the Pokeball - at least you escaped some nasty bruises.
(M)
Just as you send out a Water Pokemon to ferry you across the lake, a head pokes out of the depths. Well, what do you know: it's a male Prinplup, just begging to be caught.
(M)
A male Pineco tumbles out of the tree after several shakes. As you throw your last Pokeball at it, you swear you can hear Walker cursing vehemently in the distance.
BlazieAura
(M)
You enter the forest, nervous and slightly scared now that daylight is fast leaking away. In fact, you jumped several feet in the air only moments before when you stepped on a particularly crunchy twig. Soon enough, a male Shupet emerges from the gloom, apparently attracted to your fear. No other Pokemon can be seen; shrugging, you throw the ball.
(F)
At first glance, the tree seems to be deserted, but another check reveals something that glows a dim green. Curious, you clamber over to investigate, and find a shiny female Cascoon staring back at you!
omg u gaiz r haxing mah RNG rnt u
Verne
(M)
Much like Mike, you hear creepy giggling behind you, but instead of punching it you swing your skateboard at it. Obviously it goes right through the male Haunter, but what flies at him next - a Pokeball, precisely - doesn't.
(M)
Screw safety harnesses. Before the warden can even offer you the proper equipment, you leap at the tree and climb your way up with relative ease. Perching on a large branch not too far away from you is a male Hoothoot; he stares at you curiously with huge, red eyes. He also watches your Pokeball sail through the air with clear intrigue. Even when it hits him on the head, he doesn't blink or move a muscle.
(M)
Can I assume that you chose Dies Horribly the Qwilfish as your surfing Pokemon?
You send out your Qwilfish in the lake, where he bobs there, anticipating your full weight on his back. Even so, Dies Horribly can't help but dunk under the surface briefly, soaking your pants in the process. Wonderful. You look around, eager to catch your damned lake-dweller as soon as possible. Your eyes fall on a male Remoraid, and after another moment, he's yours.
(F)
A female Yanma tumbles out of the tree - wait, Yanma? What was
that bugger doing there? Well, whatever.