Re: Improbable Role Mafia [Night 5]
it's not just random video games mafia I promise :<
Remember this? I lied. Long ass role PMs below.
1. You are a hacker. Hackers don't need titles.
Well, lately there's been some weird stuff going on and you're going to find out who's at the bottom of this crap. There are these stories going around on the internet about computers exploding and killing people, and that is really, really improbable because only you and your friend know how to do that. So you've tracked these stories to their source, and found the cause to be someone in a smallish town not too far away from where you are, actually! So you've taken your friend and checked into a hotel in this afore-mentioned town. Later, you decided to send this person in question an email, to something along the lines of 'how did you figure out how to blow up computers?' You got a response later, to the effect of 'wizards don't need to tell you muggles anything!' and went to go ask your friend what a muggle was when your laptop exploded.
Oh no they didn't.
That was a brand new laptop! It was a year and a bit's worth of savings! You are going to
find these apparent wizards, and troll them hard. You are going to troll them so hard they
die.
(tl;dr/what just happened: You are a member of the hacker mafia. You are allowed to talk to fellow mafia Light Yagami out of thread, to come to an agreement on who to kill that night. In addition, you can 'clean up a kill' twice a game, so the morning post reveals no information about the victim except their identity; include this in your night PM. You win when you have eliminated the other mafia faction and equal or outnumber the townies. You show up as not mafia to investigations, and mafia on death.
You are allowed to abstain from killing, and a missing night action (killing only) will be randomized, not ignored.
Good luck~)
2. You are a hacker. Hackers don't need titles.
Well, lately there's been some weird stuff going on and you're going to find out who's at the bottom of this crap. There are these stories going around on the internet about computers exploding and killing people, and that is really, really improbable because only you and your friend know how to do that. So you've tracked these stories to their source, and found the cause to be someone in a smallish town not too far away from where you are, actually! So your friend took you and checked into a hotel in this afore-mentioned town. Later, they decided to send this person in question an email, to something along the lines of 'how did you figure out how to blow up computers?' They got a response later, to the effect of 'wizards don't need to tell you muggles anything!' and came over to ask you what a muggle was when their laptop exploded.
What the hell?
That was a brand new laptop with all the security! All of it! It was a year and a bit's worth of their savings and some of yours too! You are going to
find these wizards, and troll them hard. You are going to troll them so hard they
die.
(tl;dr/what is this: You are a member of the hacker mafia. You are allowed to talk to fellow mafia Mystic out of thread, to come to an agreement on who to kill that night. In addition, you can 'swap identities' with someone once a night, causing them to show up as your role to investigations, and vice versa. For example, if you swap identities with a doctor, you will show up as not mafia to investigations for that night, and the doctor will show up as mafia. You win when you have eliminated the other mafia faction and equal or outnumber the townies. You show up as mafia to investigations, and mafia on death.
You are allowed to abstain from killing, and a missing night action (killing only) will be randomized, not ignored. Your 'framer' power will be ignored.
Good luck~)
3. You are Lord Voldemort. Yeah, that's right.
After some shenanigans involving magic, you are back from the dead! Again. But for srs this time really. While the rest of the Death Eaters are in jail/dead/hiding or whatever, you have a new plan to take over the magical world that will not involve invoking prophecies that will lead to your death (again) and a bunch of other things that could have been seen as an obvious villain fail. Shut up about that though. Your plan involves
the internet and hiding indiscreetly in a small town until you figure out how to use it! Also you've picked up a chick. She doesn't say much but she's pretty loyal so yeah.
You've been working on a spell to make computers explode and kill people. From what you can tell from muggles chattering on their various 'forums', it's caused quite a stir and actually, one person sent you a very rude message about it recently! Right away you blew up their computer and acted all smug about it, but somehow, they managed to survive and send you another rude message in response. That was it.
If computers aren't going to kill people, you're going to settle this the way the namesakes of the houses of Hogwarts once did; sneaky, underhanded Avada Kedavras fired from out of returning fire range in the middle of the night.
(tl;dr: You are Lord Voldemort, leader/DARK LORD of the wizard mafia. You are allowed to talk to fellow mafia surskitty out of thread, though you decide who to kill that night. After your death you are still allowed to talk to surskitty, until she dies. In addition, once a night you can choose someone to roleblock. You win when you have eliminated the other mafia faction and equal or outnumber the townies. You show up as mafia to investigations, and not mafia on death.
After your death you can only communicate out of thread with your partner, and are not allowed to post in the main thread. You are allowed to abstain from using your night action. A missing night action will be ignored, not randomized.
Good luck~)
4. You are the true ruler of Hyrule, Princess Zelda! You are the bearer of the Triforce of Wisdom, and the light force that has been passed down through your family
for generations. No evil can stand against your powers of light.
..Wait no that's someone else from a long time ago. You are Puppet Zelda. Once you were the Princess of Hyrule, but that was a long time ago. There was an incident involving the Twilight, and you became Puppet Zelda. But you got to actually use that awesome sword you've been carrying around! So it's okay!
Recently you lost most of your powers of light, and were taken under the uh, wing of an apparently infamous wizard. He has some plan to take over the world or something, and you guess you might as well go along with it now that Hyrule has fallen, the Triforce has long gone missing and there isn't much to do. The only power you've kept is the ability to create a forcefield, trapping a few inside and turning their actions on each other. It's a chaotic power, and you don't have much use for it except for when your lord wants to watch dogs fight to the death or something. Who knows, with enough practice you might be able to increase its size to hold people!
Mostly, you just do whatever your lord says and give advice if it's needed. Puppets don't need a will of their own.
(tl;dr/dragon ruins canon: You are Puppet Zelda. You are allowed to talk to fellow mafia Mawile out of thread, though it's Mawile's decision on who to kill that night. He can talk to you after his death, and at this time it's your decision on who to kill. In addition, once a night you can create a forcefield that scrambles the actions of everyone inside and redirects them at someone also inside the forcefield. This can hold three people, and you can only choose one while the other two are randomized. You win when you have eliminated the other mafia faction and equal or outnumber the townies. You show up as mafia to investigations, and mafia on death. You are allowed to abstain from using your night action. A missing night action will be ignored, not randomized.
The players inside the forcefield will be notified that their actions were redirected. Any actions aimed towards the people in the forcefield will still go through.
Good luck~)
5. JJ>omg
I herd u brok up wit ur bf
You>wat??????
Who told u dat?????
JJ>dont wory were i herd it
Is it tru????????
You>..............................
Yea
Dont tell any1!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!
JJ>omg omg omg
Wat do u mean dont tell ne1 every1 knos
You>r u srs dats bad
Wat do i do
JJ>go out with nick
He loks like dat guy frm clash o fthe titans
You>ehhhhh
I dunno
JJ> their sayin he knos the mafia
U cud join the mafia LOL
You> lol mayb
......
JJ> r u realy thinkin abut dat????
Wuld u rely join te mafia
You>i dunno
Mayb if he's realy hot
JJ> ur seris wow omg
Omg
Wat if u break up
You>........i gues id leave 2
JJ>can u jst do dat
You>i guess rite???? i dunno
JJ>LOL
You> LOL
(tl;dr/sorry: You are a stereotypical, dramatic, promiscuous teenager. On the first night, you can choose another player to become your lover. You will be allowed to talk out of thread, and you win with your lover's faction. If you or your lover is killed, the other will also die immediately. You show up as the same faction as your lover to investigations, and the same faction on death.
Up to two times during the game at any time, you can choose to break up with your lover and pick another by PMing me this, and you can begin out of thread communication the next phase. You will not be able to talk out of thread with your old lover. If your lover is a mafia member, you
will be able to talk with the other mafia member(s). There is one player you can't become lovers with, and you will be notified of this and be able to rechoose if you pick him/her.
Good luck~)
6.
Stats
• Level: 35
• HP: 3500
• MP: 120
• Exp: 405
• Speed: -60
• Knock-back: 1
Attack
• Weapon Attack: 125
• Magic Attack: 0
• Accuracy: 80
Defense
• Weapon Defense: 50
• Magic Defense: 70
• Avoidability: 12
Stumpy, the "king of all stumps," is the area boss of Perion in MapleStory. It was once a spirit of the forest, but, as humans cut down the trees around it, its anger grew until its rage transformed it into the evil spirit known as Stumpy. It is responsible for the drying up of Perion, for it feeds on the energy of all living things in the region.
Actually, Stumpy was once a tree spirit. Before Perion became a wasteland it was a great forest, filled with the tallest trees and home to the widest river on Victoria Island. That river has long since dried up, and Perion's forest has become a wasteland in a canyon. Stumpy used to be completely harmless; a spirit with a voice but no need to cause any harm or trouble. He only took on the name and form of Stumpy after being threatened by the wandering travellers who passed through Perion sometimes, and lost his words but gained power through his rage, feeding off of the land. It's theorized that if he was to be cut down with the rest of Perion's trees he would have become a harmless bound spirit, watching and being able to talk to the natives of Perion, but able to do nothing.
(tl;dr: You are Stumpy. Until your death you are a vanilla townie. If you are killed at night, you will become a restless spirit and be able to vote, but not post. You win when your killer's faction is eliminated. If you are killed at day, you will become a tree stump and be able to post, but not vote. You will gain the ability to investigate one person a night for a suspicious/not suspicious reading. In this case, you win when the faction of the last player who voted for you is eliminated. If you survive to the end of the game, you win as well. You show up as not mafia to investigations, and give no result on death.
You will be removed from the game after completing your win condition.
Good luck~)
7. Hey
Hi
You uh, probably don't know who I am, but I've seen you around town. Heheh. I saw you talking to uh, someone who was probably your girlfriend, and I thought you should probably know that it's a better idea to get her flowers instead of chocolate. She's lactose-intolerant, isn't she?
Huh? You didn't know that? Maybe you shouldn't be together then... Whoa, but this isn't about me. She really likes tulips, there are a few vases of them around her house. Maybe you should get her rose-red ones. They'd go really nice with the colour scheme of her bedroom. But you probably know that.
You've never been inside her bedroom? Well. Heheheh. Oh, don't mind me, I'm just giving you advice based on what I've seen. Hey, that guy over there is a florist, maybe you should ask him for advice about flowers. What? No, actually I don't really know him. But from the inside of his house it sort of seems like he's the kind of guy who likes to work with flowers. You know? Flower arrangements everywhere, even in the bathroom. Who does that?
But I digress. Get your girlfriend some tulips. And change the lightbulb in your basement; it's gone out last time I checked.
(tl;dr: You are an indiscriminating stalker. Once a night, you can listen in on the conversations of people who can communicate out of thread, or ask the GM a question for a somewhat cryptic answer. You win with the town, when all town threats have been eliminated. You show up as not mafia to investigations, and not mafia on death. You are allowed to abstain from using your night action. A missing night action will be ignored, not randomized.
If you listen in on someone's conversation, you won't know who is talking. In addition, you have a chance of listening to someone who isn't part of the game at all! (meta: because the GM doesn't want to get every conversation every night from everyone who has OoT communication, conversations will be faked, but still reveal information.) You may not quote these conversations directly to the thread.
Good luck~)
8. (tl;dr: You are an organ donating doctor. Once a night, you can save a person from being killed, but only six times. You win with the town, when all town threats have been eliminated. You show up as not mafia to investigations, and not mafia on death. You are allowed to abstain from using your night action. A missing night action will be ignored, not randomized.
You can only save a person from dying six times, though attempts on a person who is in no danger will not count towards this. After your fourth save, you will die for sure in two nights.
Good luck~)
9. Every puzzle has an answer.
Well, of course. It's just a matter of finding it! You are Professor Hershel Layton, amateur detective (but don't call him that!) and solver of mysteries! Recently you received a letter about murders taking a place in a small town, with deaths that couldn't be explained. A mystery to be solved! Due to the nature of the case, you left your self-proclaimed apprentice Luke behind in London. Better get investigating!
With simple reasoning and a bit of information gathering, it's rather easy for you to get information about someone. You're rather thorough too; in learning about their alignment with the killers you will also learn a bit about the hidden personas the townpeople hide away. However, everyone knows magic is an elaborate trick. If anyone associates themselves with magic, you'll spend most of the night trying to figure out how they do what the do, and consequently learn no information about them.
(tl;dr: You are Professor Layton. Once a night, you can investigate a person to get a mafia/not mafia reading, and a bit of information about their role. However, if you investigate a person whose role has to do with magic, you will get not result. You win with the town, when all town threats have been eliminated. You show up as not mafia to investigations, and not mafia on death. You are allowed to abstain from using your night action. A missing night action will be ignored, not randomized.
If your investigation yields no result, you will be informed of this. This means you will know nothing about their role, or alignment.
Good luck~)
10.
Name: Mariamarillynearia Shoshannahendaryniamh Darkraven-Flamewizard-Zakum Nebulusandra (just Mary Sue)
Age: 9
Gender: Female
Personality: played out okay but she's really nice and tries not to get into fights with anyone. She is really friendly and doesn't mind doing stuff for people but she's really stubborn and kind of clumsy.
History: She doesn't remember her past so she chose her name for herself and just woke up in Hollywood one day. She became a famous singer and was unhappy for a while until werewolves attacked the hotel Mary was staying at and she became a werewolf too. She was sad about this and ran away from Hollywood until she ended up in Las Vegas and became a singer at a casino. The moon was out and she attacked people but one of the people at the casino was a magician who stopped her and turned her back into a normal person. Mary travelled with the magician until she learned magic and could do spells better than him and he was mad. He locked her up in a tower but she escaped by making her own magic weapon and running away. She ended up in Japan and stayed there a while when she learned Japanese and then the magician came and found her so she had to run again. Later Mary learned all of the languages because she wanted to and then she found a house by herself in a small town where no one could bother her again but the magician is looking for her.
Powers: Mary can control fire and shadows and can make stuff out of both. She can grow wings and talk to animals and sings so well it could be a power. She learned how to make a forcefield that can make people do whatever she wants and has a sword that's 8 feet long and purple and teal and can hear peoples' thoughts.
Appearance: Can I just do this later
Other: Hates anything pink and is in love with Naruto but kind of likes Edward too. L is in love with her but she doesn't really like him back because she can't be with him or the magician will find her. She has really nice hair.
(tl;dr/sorry, I got carried away with that: You are Mary Sue. Once a night you can block someone's night action. Hell, you are so ridiculously thorough that their vote won't even count the next morning! You win with the town, when all town threats have been eliminated. You show up as not mafia to investigations, and not mafia on death.
If you block someone that were to have an action that can take place during the day, it would be blocked as well. When a person is blocked they will be informed of that, but not that their vote doesn't count the next day. You are allowed to abstain from using your night action. A missing night action will be ignored, not randomized.
Good luck~)
11. You know the reason why most mages don't mess around with gods and demons?
You are fucking why.
You are a mage who delved too deep, who tried to go further than the others and harness the power of the Great Binding on the First Demon past the Seventh Gate of the Capital Letters. Being something of a junior mage with only a fair amount of power, it escaped into the world through you. Whoops. Though, using all the power you could muster, you've managed to seal him inside of yourself. It's not a very strong seal, though, and you need to release a bit of his energy every night unless you want to kill yourself. This energy needs to be sent into another person or it comes right back at you.
Really, you're not a bad person, you just decided to fuck with stuff way beyond your grasp. Welp. Let's not do that in the future.
(tl;dr: You are a rather shitty Mage. Once a night, you can limit someone to a single post the next day. You win with the town, when all town threats have been eliminated. You show up as not mafia to investigations, and not mafia on death.
You are not allowed to abstain from this action. If you choose not to use it,
you will only be allowed to post once the next day. You can only limit yourself twice, before your next attempt kills you. A missing night action will count as you silencing yourself.
Good luck~)
12. This is you. You are Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney!
Something of an unorthodox lawyer, you have the ability to completely turn trials on their heads, proving a seemingly guilty person to be completely innocent. You only defend good people, however! To find out what really happened with a crime, you have the ability to conduct your own small investigations. Since these aren't as thorough as actual police investigations, they only give you a vague idea of who's
suspicious or
not suspicious. As life goes, this might change from time to time, or be completely misleading at others. But who knows! Follow your sense of justice.
You can save a person whose trial is on the verge of ending in a lynch in an incredibly convoluted but fair manner. During this time, you are quite the
respected talked-about lawyer, with a perfect win streak and will show up as such if you were to be investigated. However, since you've seemed to have made some sort of enemies, you can only make two saves before someone will really take notice of you, and take you down. After your two 'good' saves, you will lose your attorney's badge and appear rather shady; enough that if someone were to investigate you at this time you would even appear to be a member of the mafia! During this time, you'll still be able to continue your own investigations, though it'll be harder to snoop around now that you're not as high in the eye of the public.
(tl;dr: You are Phoenix Wright. Twice during the game in the day phase you can choose to stop a person's lynch by PMing me the player's name. This must be done before the end of day post. Once every night before you've used your second save, you can choose to investigate two players for a suspicious/not suspicious reading. You will show up as not mafia to investigations, and not mafia on death.
After your second save, you can investigate one player a night for a mafia/not mafia reading. You will show up as mafia to investigations, and not mafia on death. Your identity will not be revealed during mod posts. You are allowed to abstain from using your night action. A missing night action will be ignored, not randomized.
Good luck~)
13. You are a vanilla townsperson who likes to speak in a rather eloquent fashion. You don't walk down the street, you amble at a reasonable meter in the locality of your residence. You don't meet up with friends; you convene with the most amicable of your acquaintances. And you don't like to travel sometimes, you
go wherever the fuck you want when you want to. You transport at least three thesauruses on your person in all circumstances, though you have no requirement of these manuscripts. You know all the words. All of them. The English language is your bitch.
Unfortunately, the rest of the populace of your municipality appear to not hold the same regard for the spoken word as you do. You've taken it upon yourself to induce a love for the language spoken by
the founders of this nation in the people of your town. Passionate as you are, this sudden burst of patriotism and dedication will only last a single cycle of the sun for the person you have presented the gift of
words to. It's worth a shot to try, right?
(tl;dr: You are a (french) vanilla (with hazelnut!) townsperson. Once during the day phase, you can PM me someone who will receive a double night action. You win with the town, when all town threats have been eliminated. You show up as not mafia to investigations, and not mafia on death.
You must PM me in the day phase so the player you choose can be notified of their double action right at the start of night. You are allowed to abstain from using your night action. A missing night action will be randomized, not ignored.
Good luck~)
14. *generic screw the rules, I have money joke*
You are Seto Kaiba, the richest fucker on the block. You have so much money, you can spend your time playing children's card games and still have enough money to build skyscrapers and sponsor tournaments and still rig them to benefit yourself. You have so much money, your wallet is made of money. Your pillowcases are made of money. Your windows are made of melted down hundred dollar bills. Yeah, that's right.
You are so goddamn rich, you can just go ahead and influence everyone with
all the money and still have enough left over to build more skyscrapers. You can convince the mafia to go after someone else that night with money. You can get the chief of police to spill everything about someone with money. Hell, you can get the GM to confirm your innocence in the game thread with money! You have so much money you're meta! The fourth wall even bends to your money!
You have so much money you can go waste your time in a small town for no reason whatsoever and still keep your company running, dammit.
(tl;dr: You are Seto Kaiba. Once during the game, you can choose one of these; receive an innocent confirmation from the GM directly in the game thread, become bulletproof (one time use) or receive all the information about the role and alignment of a single player. You win with the town, when all town threats have been eliminated. You show up as mafia to investigations, and not mafia on death.
You can only choose one of the above advantages, which can be used by PMing me your choice at any time during the game. Once you've used your advantage, you are for all intents and purposes a vanilla townsperson.
Good luck~)
15.
"I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are any aliens, time travelers, sliders or espers here, come join me. That is all."
You are Haruhi Suzumiya, and you believe there are aliens, time travelers, sliders or espers somewhere. You just have to look hard for them! But actually, with this weird stuff going on, they might come find you. You see, you've started to notice that when you mention something to someone, something like that will happen to them. ..That sounds a bit unusual. You better explain.
A few weeks ago, you told someone at school that there was no major project due the next day, as a kind of joke. And then there wasn't! There was, too, you had the work for it all done. But alright, no point in arguing with blessings. It got weirder, with things like trees suddenly blossoming, or rainclouds suddenly disappearing. It was like the universe was bending to your will, or something! But that's crazy.
Who knows, if your streak of luck continues, it might just do something about those murders happening around town..? That would be really lucky.
(tl;dr: You are Haruhi Suzumiya. Once a night, you can target someone, and something will happen to them. Whatever effect takes place will depend on your interaction with the target the pervious day. You win with the town, when all town threats have been eliminated. You show up as not mafia to investigations, and not mafia on death.
A random action may include healing the person if you or they mention the doctor, freezing them if they are suspected to be mafia, killing them if they seem to be antagonizing you, etc. You will never get the same result twice in a row, even if you completely replicate your conversation with the same person. You are
not allowed to abstain from using your night action. A missing night action will be randomized, not ignored.
Good luck~)
16. ==>Be the necrophiliac.
You are now the necrophiliac and you are 8 sweeps old. Your interests include, well, the DEAD. This is basically your only thing but it's a really big thing so it's probably not that big of an issue. Actually, your room is filled with various GRAVESTONES and SHRINES you've stolen from a nearby GRAVEYARD. It's kind of creepy that you're defiling some dead peoples' TOMBS, but you don't mind because you can COMMUNICATE with them this way. They're probably glad to have someone to talk to anyways. And what? Necrophilia? Don't be ridiculous that's an exaggeration I mean really no way you like that kind of stuff I mean honestly. Of course you don't MAKE PASSES at DEAD PEOPLE! That would be completely POINTLESS and get you NOWHERE hahaha how ridiculous.
After a particularly intense trip to the FLEA MARKET, you've managed to get your hands on a FUCKTON OF GRIMDARK MAGIC BOOKS you can set up RITUALS OF THE DEAD with. Through these RITUALS, you have the ability to BORROW THE POWER OF THE DEAD or at least just COMMUNICATE with them. It kind of freaks your
CUSTODIAN out when you slip into one of the LANGUAGES OF THE DEAD, but it's cool. They mostly leave you alone unless you're in a TRANCE and a candle falls over or something and your HIVE is at risk of burning down or something.
As NECROMANCY and the GRIMDARK ARTS aren't really the least suspicious things ever, if someone decides to poke into your BUSINESS you'd probably show up as a MEMBER of the MAFIA. But honestly mom, you're not really MAFIA! It's not your fault that NECROMANCY isn't as respected as it should be; it's not as evil as people think. Though, if your CAPTCHALOGUE were to be gone through you'd be shown to be INNOCENT, but nobody's getting into your CAPTCHALOGUE, not over your DEAD BODY.
(tl;dr/really dragon a homestuck reference really: You are the necrophiliac. Once a night you can either choose to 'channel' or take the action of a dead player, using
use (dead player's name)'s action on (name) or ask a dead player a single question, by PMing it to the person in question. You win with the town, when all town threats have been eliminated. You show up as mafia to investigations, and not mafia on death.
If the player you try to channel has no action you can use during the night phase, you will be told this. You are allowed to abstain from using your night action. A missing night action will be ignored, not randomized.
Good luck~)
17. No puzzle can stop Layton's apprentice!
You are Luke Triton, self-proclaimed apprentice of Professor Layton! Recently he went on a trip to 'a small town somewhere' to solve a case about something he didn't want you involved in, and after some snooping, you've discovered it was a murder case. Feeling rather smug with yourself, you've decided to follow the professor to this small town, and are keeping a close eye on him. Of course, you know he won't be able to solve any mystery without you there to help him!
Your puzzle-solving skills aren't as good as the professor's, but you'd probably be able to tell whether a person was suspicious or not. You've heard some of the killers are good at blending in with the rest of the town, though, so you're not too sure how helpful that might be. You'll do your best, though!
If something were to happen to the professor *gulp* you'd probably be mad enough to put way more effort into your investigations. You'd gain a bit more knowledge about the townspeople from his journal, and be able to tell if someone was actually mafia or not with it. But that's ridiculous. Nothing would ever happen to the professor, right? Hahaha.
(tl;dr: You are Luke Triton. Once a night you can investigate someone for a suspicious/not suspicious reading. This might change after certain actions! You win with the town, when all town threats have been eliminated. You show up as not mafia on investigation, and not mafia on death.
There is a Professor Layton, who is DarkAura. They do not know your identity or of your existence, but will be notified of every aspect of your role on investigation of you. On their death, you will be able to investigate a person for a mafia/not mafia reading and learn a bit about their role. If their role involves magic, you will get no reading at all. You are allowed to abstain from using your night action. A missing night action will be ignored, not randomized.
Good luck~)
