King of the Hill

[LadyJirachu]

I run up da hill, somehow, summen a keyblade, slash you off the hill like your some weak shadow heartless, and, clain the thrown~~MY HILL :D

 

[Scootaloo]

Knocks you off with Dragon's Hair (best spear in FFIX)
My hill.

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I burrow under the hill, and whilst you all notice I'm gone and go looking for me, i claim the hill. MY HILL!

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I'm equipped with the Paladin Shield from VI, so such nonsense does nothing to me! I point the best direction to go in to leave the HILL as you're all now needing a new strategy! My HILL!

 

[LadyJirachu]

I float up, using the skirt of my dress like a parashut for floating up, or, something?, and, I get up the hill, KNOCK YOU OUT COLD WITH A KICKARSE KEYBLADE, and, kick you down the hill. Appoligising greatly. Then smirking. And the hill IS MINE! lol sry dears~x);

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I run up wielding Fenrir and Ultima Weapon! We have a really long fight and both get exhausted... Unfortunately: Not MY HILL!!! Too... Tired... To... Claim...

 

[Hogia]

Since you're so worn out, I push you down the side of the hill and stand on the peak of it with an annoyingly smug look on my face. The hill is now mine.

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I pretend to be asleep on the hill, and when you actually fall asleep, I roll you off the hill. MY HILL!

 

[Hogia]

I wake up at the bottom of the hill, find a large box, run back up the hill, dump the box on your head and push you over. My hill. :B

 

[LadyJirachu]

I throw a GIANT pink, yellow star paturned ball up da hill, knock you down it, like a bowling pin, run up da hill, then, claim it as my own~MY HILL!
B)

 

[Karousever]

I nuke and completely destroy both you and the hill. Then I raise an army of the dead to reconstruct the hill in all its glory. But, since my undead are about as durable as the skeletons in Skyrim, they all collapse from exertion after the hill is complete. I calmly walk to the top.

MY HILL.