King of the Hill

[Keldeo]

I use herbal scented rosemary lavender chicken to revive the bees and this thread and then attack you. MY HILL may not be mine after all

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I set fire to the hill again. MY HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

I extinguish the fire with some water and claim the HILL. my HILL

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I zap the water with electricity. MY HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

la la la~ save us from the fire crasher wake run from electricity crasher wake la la l
ANYWAY, I use Magic Coat to send the Electricity back to jolt you so I can claim the HILL.

MY HILL.

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I quickly send out a Machamp that holds a Cell Battery to Mega Punch you off the hill. MY HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

I yawn. My awesomeness claims the hill for itself. MY hill.

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I have no idea what the ever loving crap a Cell Battery is, so I send you off to get me intel on what it is, and in your absence I claim the HILL! My HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

I automagically find out your betrayal and thump you. my 'ill

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I use the power of Hatsune Miku's awesomeness to deafendefeat you. MY HILL!

 

[sv_01]

I defeat you with Megurine Luka's bloody scissors.

My Hill.

 

[Keldeo]

I challenge you to a game of chess and beat you with a fool's mate, claiming the hILL. mY hILL!

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I show you your caps failure and you go into a nervous breakdown because of it. MY HILL!

 

[CJBlazer]

I shall run up the hill and burst you with my never ending flame.

MY HILL!!!!

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I have a specially based Lapras to Surf you and claim the hill. MY HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

[that was actually oN pURPOSE, aS iS this.]

I faint the Lapras. My hill

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I show you your bad grammar and you go into a nervous breakdown because of it. MY HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

I show you your bad grammar, and you go into a nervous breakdown [Not sure this phrase exists, but.] because of it [UNCLEAR ANTECEDENT ALERT]. MY HILL!

I show you your bad grammar, and you become terrified. Thus, I claim the hill as my own.

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

(... Tbh I have no idea what you just said. =P)

I stare at you and do nothing and you fall asleep with boredom. MY HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

I realise your low energy level, twist your mind with ASB stuff, and defeat you.

Okay, start off with Hypnosis, which should be able to get him asleep; if that misses, try again. When he's asleep, Dream Eater for energy which should defeat him instantly, but if it doesn't, do it again.

Hypnosis ~ Hypnosis / Dream Eater [energy] ~ Dream Eater [energy] / MY HILL!