King of the Hill

[Keldeo]

I was prepared for that, and so I held onto a small Pokemon that used Double Team. You tickled one of my clones, so I claimed the hill behind you!

MY HILL

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I recover! And I challenge you to a race to the surprise birthday party PhaRaoH organised for me, thinking I didn't know about it! You set off, but I cunningly stay behind, knowing it's not for another hour yet! My HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

I claim the hill because I realise that you're tricking me and so warp the hill to where I am, a few miles in the distance.

My hill

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I state that this post is a palindrome and you must bow down to the awesome-ness of the palindrome. MY HILL!

 

[sv_01]

I realize that it isn't a palindrome, and I pounce you off the hill.

My Hill.

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I bore you with a lecture about palindromes and take the hill whilst you are sleeping. MY HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

I resist the palindrome-hypnosis and warp the HILL to my location with magical bendy straws. Then I construct an IMPREGNABLE WALL OF AWESOMENESS to keep you out. MY HILL!

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I am too awesome for the wall and shatter it and the explosion sends you flying away. MY HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

I hastily press the self-destruct button for the AWESOMENESS used to create the wall, so when you come to stand on the HlLL, the AWESOMENESS implodes and collapses into SHEER AWESOMENESS on top of you. So I warp the HlLL to my location while you struggle under a mountain of SHEER AWESOMENESS.

MY HILL.

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I am more awesome than the sheer awesomeness on top of me. Then I make another hill out of the awesomeness. MY HILL!

 

[Nanabshuckle8]

THIS TECHNIQUE OF TAKING OVER HILLS HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS! My Hill!

 

[Keldeo]

I create an illusion of a bigger, better HILL that lures you away from the real HILL, which I then claim. MY HILL

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I send the Professor Davis Fangirls after you! Naturally, you run away... My HILL!

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I BURN you with FIRE! MY HILL!

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

Fire doesn't work on me!!! Still My HILL therefore!

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I squash you between a rock and a hard place. MY HILL!

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I survive by pushing the rock away, preventing it from even reaching the hard place! My HILL! And you'll have to do a lot more than that to beat me!

 

[Keldeo]

I present you with this puzzle which you cannot solve, then push two more rocks on top of you and claim the hill.

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I throw trained bees at you. MY HILL!

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I come in with a rolled up newspaper and squash the bees! My HILL!