King of the Hill

[Keldeo]

I wrestle the stick out of your hands and beat you with it. MY hIll

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I steal the stick from you while none of you are watching and use a wish on the Dragonballs to turn you all into werewolves... And lob the stick v-e-r-y-f-a-r!!! *Sneaks round behind their chasing the stick* My HILL!

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I use my new-found werewolf pwers to rip everyone to shreads, for werewolves are not pacifists. MY HILL

 

[Keldeo]

I notice it's not a full moon and then set the whole place on fire with a lantern. My hill is mine

 

[Kiwi]

I put on a flame retardant suit and push you off. THE HILL IS MINE

 

[Aristicus]

I summon a pack of wolves to destroy you.

The hill is ours! (Mine and the wolves')OUR HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

I have a guy named Bob distract you with a battle and give the wolves some food while I secretly take over the hill. My hillll

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I trick everybody into giving me the hill with a Thanksgiving party. MY HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

Shaun, who doesn't care for thanksgiving, brave bird's the party, thus overthrowing your reign as king. MY HILL!

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I bore you with science making you tumble off the hill in your sleep. MY HILL

 

[Keldeo]

I secretly love science and only pretended to sleep, so I sneak up on you and push you off the hill that is now MINE

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I come in waving silver around like a lunatic, being werewolves you all run off in fear! My HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

I summon a Koffing to use Explosion to blow you and the silver off MAH HILL!

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I bend the dimensions to make the hill appearify beneath me. MY HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

I have a slowpoke use Trick Room to unbend the dimensions to make the hill appearify beneath me! MY HILL

 

[Yami Angel Christian]

I kill the damned fly bugging us, which in turn gives me the HILL by default! My HILL!

 

[Keldeo]

I use Dialga's power to rewind time, thus making the damned fly live again. I kill the damned fly, so now it's MY hill.

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

I use mah Lilligant of total pwnage to make you all sleep, then get Leech Seeded then mah Lilligant uses Quiver Dance for a bit then KOs you all with Petal Dance. Unconfused because of Own Tempo. MY HILL

 

[Keldeo]

My Vigoroth cannot fall asleep due to Vital Spirit, dodges the Leech Seed and Petal Dance, then attacks your Lilligant ferociously, thus claiming the hill as MINE.

 

[LuckyLapras' Duck]

My Mienshao uses Fake Out, flinches the Vigoroth and then Hi Jump Kicks. MY HILL