Lie About the Above Poster

[MentheLapin]

^ Is a whale whose hunger can only be satisfied by puppets.

 

[Lili]

^ Sends annoying chainmail texts to everyone on their contacts

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

^ Dances atop my contacts.

 

[Lili]

^ Dropped one of her contact lenses on the bathroom floor of a club.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

^ Was the lens I dropped and got into a whacky adventure involving other misfit items.

 

[Lili]

^ Was one of the misfit items I ran into

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

^ Is allergic to corn flakes

 

[Kirby-Chan]

^ Likes to sleep with dead puppies.

 

[Lili]

^ Is a dead puppy

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

^ Is a live cat.

 

[Lili]

^ knows my secret identity

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

^ Is actually me, that's the secret identity.

 

[godzilla898]

^Really is the bathroom the contact lens was dropped in

 

[SonicNintendo]

^ Was the contact lens that was dropped in the bathroom/arylett (oh you'd like that wouldn't you?)

 

[dolphinfish]

^Is a graffiti artist the lives in that bathroom, which is the reason he knows this.

 

[Lili]

^ Was the owner of the club that the bathroom was in

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

^ Was the prostitute of the owner of the club.

 

[dolphinfish]

^Was my girlfriend, and unaware of the prostitute's existence.

 

[Gryzalb]

^ Was the girlfriend of the bathroom/cat, property of a club owner who had a prostitute; said bathroom/cat had a contact lens dropped into it and was scribbled over by a graffiti artist. No mushrooms were involved.

 

[dolphinfish]

^Was the mushroom-loving mother of the owner of the bathroom/cat (which had a girlfriend). The aforementioned owner had a prostitute. Said bathroom/cat had a contact lens dropped onto it and was scribbled over by a graffiti artist.

(So... that would make me the owner of the bathroom which I am dating. O__o)