So I was bored one day on my lunch break at my job and decided to browse the aisles of Wal-Mart. As I reached the camping section, I noticed something very...interesting.
(WARNING: CRAPPY PHONE PICTURE ALERT, but you should be able to see what's important)
That's right. At our super-low Wal-Mart prices, you can come in and buy a real machete for only seven dollars.
GET YOURS TODAY!
(Yes, I know machetes have a legitimate use. Doesn't make it any less hilarious, though. Especially since most of our pocket knives are twice as expensive as this.)
(WARNING: CRAPPY PHONE PICTURE ALERT, but you should be able to see what's important)
That's right. At our super-low Wal-Mart prices, you can come in and buy a real machete for only seven dollars.
GET YOURS TODAY!
(Yes, I know machetes have a legitimate use. Doesn't make it any less hilarious, though. Especially since most of our pocket knives are twice as expensive as this.)