Machetes: Get Yours Today!

[see ya]

So I was bored one day on my lunch break at my job and decided to browse the aisles of Wal-Mart. As I reached the camping section, I noticed something very...interesting.

(WARNING: CRAPPY PHONE PICTURE ALERT, but you should be able to see what's important)

That's right. At our super-low Wal-Mart prices, you can come in and buy a real machete for only seven dollars.

GET YOURS TODAY!

(Yes, I know machetes have a legitimate use. Doesn't make it any less hilarious, though. Especially since most of our pocket knives are twice as expensive as this.)

 

[Not Meowth]

Why does the packaging feel the need to say "machete" twice, one underneath the other? We get the point it's a machete damnit D<

 

[Green]

*grabs machete*

machete wars 8D

no seriously, i want this at my wal-mart.

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

I agree with Mike, we get the point.

Mein goat that is a cheap murdering tool. o.0

 

[Not Meowth]

I agree with Mike, we get the point.

A machete's more of a cutting blade than a stabbing implement, so your pun carries less weight than it might otherwise. :l

 

[Chopsuey]

I already own one. :V Way ahead of you guys. :P

My pocket knife costed, like, twenty. :O

 

[spaekle]

Why does the packaging feel the need to say "machete" twice, one underneath the other? We get the point it's a machete damnit D<

It's probably supposed to have it in multiple languages (probably English and Spanish), only "machete" was the same in both languages.

Hahahahaha, that's awesome though.

 

[Not Meowth]

It's probably supposed to have it in multiple languages (probably English and Spanish), only "machete" was the same in both languages.

That's like the most redundant thing ever.

 

[Richard]

lool, i could do with one of those
XD

 

[ultraviolet]

my grandfather once told me that he owned a left-handed machete.

... I'm still not entirely sure how that works.