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NINJATOES vs Wuffles

Not Meowth

Cat, are you drilling?
Snatching her last Pokéball from her belt and cramming the last bite of a leprechaun sandwich into her mouth (screw it, it's the only way to win), Blazhy throws her ball and unleashes her last hope at victory, the infamous Phalanx. Securing himself to what remains of the torn-up ground, he scans the arena with whatever his eyes are, looking for his opponent; the only other Pokémon he can see is Yukianesa, and she's on their side right? Whatever, as long as he gets to kick something's arse. Because he's motherfucking Phalanx.

=ROUND THIRTEEN=
NINJATOES (ƟƟƟ)
cradily
Phalanx (M)
Ability: Suction Cups
Health: 100% | Energy: 100%
Item: Big Root
Status: being a freaky plant thing.
Chills: 0/3
Direct healing: 0/1
Giga Drain (energy) ~ Giga Drain (energy) ~ Giga Drain (energy)

Wuffles (ƟƟƟ)
froslass
Yukianesa (F)
Ability: Snow Cloak
Health: 70% | Energy: 32%
Item: NeverMeltIce
Status: preparing to obliterate another of her comrades. Pebble Jet used up; -1% damage from all physical attacks made.
Chills: 0/3
Direct healing: 0/1
Taunt ~ Toxic / Chill ~ Chill / Toxic

=IN RESERVE=

Amaturasu (F)
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 38% | Energy: 35%
Item: Soothe Bell
Chills: 0/3
Direct healing: 0/1


Being considerably faster than a hulking fossilised tentacle-weed, Yukianesa moves first, trying to think of material for her Taunt but frankly being lost for words. There are just far too many ways to insult a thing that looks that stupid. Its stubby little legs, its ridiculous face... where to start? She decides to go with the "stupid face" angle, and gradually works her way up to more scathing insults until Phalanx is so infuriated he has to make Yukianesa feel a bit tired. Using his Grass-type powers he forces energy to leech out of Yukianesa's body in small green spheres, which float through the air towards him and dissolve into his skin, replenishing the energy he expended to get it in the first place, but leaving Yukianesa slightly more exhausted.

Staving off the urge to rest her eyes for a moment, Yukianesa coughs up a glob of bile into her throat, and floats innocuously over to Phalanx before spewing the gunk all down the Cradily's front. He groans in pain and disgust as the caustic goo corrodes his rocky flesh and enters his bloodstream, wishing he had something to wipe it off with. He gets even by stealing even more of Yukianesa's energy until the poor Froslass barely has the wherewithal to remain airborne.

Her eyes burning and every cell in her body screaming for rest, Yukianesa gives in and drifts to the ground, folding her arms in front of her and closing her eyes to have a brief nap. Slowly, her energy returns, and after a few minutes she recovers enough to keep going for a little while longer before collapsing. Phalanx is keen to stop her making very much of a recovery, though, and he eagerly siphons off a little of the energy she restores, just as his poisoning begins to take hold. That'll show her.


NINJATOES (ƟƟƟ)
cradily
Phalanx (M)
Ability: Suction Cups
Health: 97% | Energy: 100%
Item: Big Root
Status: feeling a tad peaky. Also, RAGE. Taunted (1 more action), badly poisoned (3% damage this round, 4% next).
Chills: 0/3
Direct healing: 0/1
Giga Drain (energy) ~ Giga Drain (energy) ~ Giga Drain (energy)

Wuffles (ƟƟƟ)
froslass
Yukianesa (F)
Ability: Snow Cloak
Health: 70% | Energy: 16%
Item: NeverMeltIce
Status: "just five more minutes. zzzz". Pebble Jet used up; -1% damage from all physical attacks made.
Chills: 1/3
Direct healing: 0/1
Taunt ~ Toxic ~ Chill

=IN RESERVE=

Amaturasu (F)
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 38% | Energy: 35%
Item: Soothe Bell
Chills: 0/3
Direct healing: 0/1

=REFEREE'S NOTES=
~ gawd I have done so many reffings today WHY CAN'T I STOP REFFING

=NEXT ROUND=
~ Blazhy attacks
~ Sable attacks
 

Not Meowth

Cat, are you drilling?
15%. (In this battle, anyway; I tweaked my scales recently and I'm thinking of taking it down to 10.)
 
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blazheirio889

Banned
Pronoun
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Okay! Giga Drain (energy) by default, Earthquake if you can't use that (there's a Sub, you're Disabled, Tormented, etc.), and Swords Dance if you can't hit Yukianesa with either of those attacks.

*uninspired and totally lazy*

Giga Drain (energy)/Earthquake/Swords Dance ~ Giga Drain (energy)/Earthquake/Swords Dance ~ Giga Drain (energy)/Earthquake/Swords Dance
 
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Skylark

New member
Let's see...
DJ P0N-3 is disqualified

Khao gets 1 exp for being sent out, another 1 exp for KO'ing Zappa
Nithhoggr gets 1 exp for being sent out,
Zappa gets 1 exp for being sent out,
Amaturasu gets 2 exp for being sent out, but will receive only 1 due to exp share
Yukianesa gets 1 exp for being sent out, another 1 exp for KO'ing Khao, another 1 exp for KO'ing Nithhoggr
Phalanx gets 1 exp for being sent out
The Grouch gets 1 exp for having an exp share

blazhy earns $24
Meowth earns $15
 
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