Pick something up, die, and drop something

[Not Meowth]

*picks up kitten which is immediately attacked by a Doberman, and I die trying to save it*

*drops Doberman tooth*

 

[Aerodactyl]

*punctures hand, and bleeds to death*

*drops a flower*

 

[Taliax]

*A bee tries to get the flower and it stings me, causing me to die of a bee allergy*

*Drops dead bee*

 

[Lili]

*picks up dead bee, attracting the attention of insect-eating bird, which then peck me to death*

*drops bird that was hit by my arms while I was flailing in the throes of death*

 

[Dragonclaw]

*uses Phoenix Down on it after I pick it up*

*it comes back to life, think that I am NightDaeman and violently pecks my eyeballs*

*drops said eyeballs*

 

[Dr Frank]

*picks up eyeballs*

*replaces own eyeballs with Dragonclaw's eyeballs, and Bounty Hunters who were hunting Dragonclaw rip out my bag, remove a scalpel and stab me with it*

*drops scalpel*

 

[Lili]

*pick up scapel*

*tries to re-act Sweeney Todd to herself because she thinks it's a fake scapel*

*drops now-bloodied scarf*

 

[Aerodactyl]

*Scarf is possesed and chokes me to death*

*Drops a sandwich*

 

[Lili]

*picks up sandwich*

*eats sandwich, though it contains poison inside the lettuce*

*drops lettuce*

 

[Aerodactyl]

*Lettuce was way past expiration date, eats lettuce, dies of food poisoning*

*Drops a yo-yo*

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

*picks up yo-yo*

*is suffocated by the strings after a bad mistake*

*drops a pickle*

 

[Not Meowth]

*tries to sell it in Connecticut when it doesn't bounce, and is executed*

*drops Annoyntment*

 

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up Annoyntment*

*Dies of random heart attack at that moment*

*Drops key*

 

[Aura Cobalt]

*picks up key*

*dies by attatching it to a kite during a lightning storm*

*drops the kite*

 

[Aerodactyl]

*picks up kite*

*the kite is evil and its string strangles me*

*drops a pen*

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

*picks up the pen*

*writes with it on a test, I get an F on it and die of shock*

*drops a dead ant*

 

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up dead ant*

*Gets attacked by hungry anteater*

*Drops a big red button*

 

[Aerodactyl]

*picks up big red button*

*presses big red button. It says, "That was easy" Dies of the awesomeness*

*drops a gumdrop*

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

*picks up the gumdrops*

*it immediately melts, gets all sticky and gooey, my hand gets trapped, I can't escape, and I die of starvation after many days*

*drops a fancy Italian restaurant*

 

[Dragonclaw]

*picks up the fancy Italian restaurant*

*get crushed from weight*

*drops a dragon*