I got the randomiser
here, but you will need a rom (obviously).
Anyway, let's get this show on the road.
As much as I love Dustox, I know they won't be useful for very long, if at all. So she became my flash slave. :(
Letter was successfully delivered.
And now onto Slateport!
And it didn't take long until I was gang attacked by three blood thirsty trainers. If only triple battles existed back then...it would have been epic.
And obviously we are not supposed to go in here yet. Lets do something completely unrelated to this place and hope the people go away.
That'll do nicely.
How convenient.
Ugh...
Yay, found Stern!
...
So I am just a cheap delivery service? What a crappy company. Silph for l1fe.
You see? Silph never get this bull ohwaitnevermind.
Puff shows everyone how shit gets done.
And after that the grunts run off crying. I must wonder why people have such a problem with them.
But before I do anything I look around at the museum. Might as well, considering the money I wasted getting here. Sapphire and ruby mention Kanto and Johto but I don't see anything other than this SS Anne display. Shame...
Why would I ever have this guy's number. He's just a douche. This Scott person must obviously have a thing for me, or he is easily impressed by crying grunts.
I'd love to show you how bad I suck at battle tents. Maybe later, after the gym, if anyone wants to watch me burn and die. And if anyone wants me to, of course.
Anyway, Route 110 is here, time to catch a new Pokemon!
SCHWEET
Now I am in a bit of a stupid mood, so I will give this Pokemon a suitable nickname that fits with my obsession of the moment. (anyway, Betty is in the PC for now. Since there are no good bug moves this gen, I figured it was for the best, rather than let her die needlessly).
Anyway, time to level this guy up!
Uh...
When are you gonna get a move that doesn't suck?
Good guy... *patpatpat*
Uh, and while I did so this guy showed up.
Uh. Maybe he is hinting at something? I don't know. But he should stop.
And uh I keep saying uh make it stop.
Oh hai there Brendan. No I wasn't talking to myself...
Always with the murder...I mean battling. :/
Ok, I guess I won't be using Eridan for the rest of the battle. :/
DIE DIE MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Burn on the corpses of your beloved Pokemon, their bodies twisted with the pain of a thousand mortal beings...
Pretty good? You are looking at a Pokemon expert here. Yup.
I'm going to leave it here.
Reserve:
Betty (f) Dustox (L16)
Died:
Boom (m) Pineco
Routes done:
101
102
103
104
Petalburg forest
116
Rusturf tunnel
Granite cave
Dewford town
Route 110