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Honey, please don't eat the rancid dung.
^That. Try not to be too inappropriate.

Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
A: The one that's labeled "IDAHO"
 
Two men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of seen it.

Two fish are in a tank. one of them says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
 
I think using poison on mice for a mice infection is cruelty to animals. Me? I just grab a tack, sneak up behind them and slit their little throats.

~

If you know what I mean. Use that at the end of just about anything, and it works magic:

I'm going to the store for some milk, if you know what I mean. *wink*

Oh God. If you know what I mean.

I'm going to shine my shoes upstairs. If you know what I mean.
 
Dragon_night said:
If you know what I mean. Use that at the end of just about anything, and it works magic:

I'm going to the store for some milk, if you know what I mean. *wink*

Oh God. If you know what I mean.

I'm going to shine my shoes upstairs. If you know what I mean.
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If you know what I mean? If you know what I mean~

...Nope, doesn't work for me X3

I will post some jokes a bit later
 
Two atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost an electron." "Are you sure?" asks the other. "I'm positive," says the first atom.
 
Funny stuff in general goes in You Laugh You Lose, sorry. :/ Hence the "POST ALL FUNNY STUFF HERE" in the title of that thread.
 
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