sreservoir vs. RK-9 (ref: Squornshellous Beta)

[Squornshellous Beta]

2v2 double
Style: Set
DQ: Standard week
Damage Cap: 35%
Banned Moves: OHKO's
Arena: Fleet Ruins

Fleet Town used to be a boisterous, prosperous city, made up of well-built houses, apartments, beautiful skyscrapers, everything you'd look for in a city. Unfortunately those times are long gone and all that's left are ruins.

Fleet Town used to be ruins; not a single building remained, the streets littered with their parts, the ground itself cracked and potholed.

It is hard to tell that this was once Fleet Town, and then its ruins. Now it is but a rocky field, but the ghosts of the moves which destroyed long ago the town remain to haunt those who would destroy it again.

At the end of each round, select a random move, as metronome. Multiple-target moves hit all pokémon; single-target moves hit any single pokémon, randomly selected; self-target moves have no effect. All other moves function normally. The attacks just come out of nowhere in particular, and are executed as if by a first-of-three stage pokémon, without STAB.

Team sreservoir

Fluffy (Female)
Ability: Levitate
Health: 90%
Energy: 91%
Status: Things are happening that should never happen!
Commands: Flash @ Bro ~ Spite @ Bro ~ Spite @ Bro
Item: Dusk Stone

Substitute
Health: 10%


œ (Female)
Ability: Water Absorb
Health: 85%
Energy: 83%
Status: What's up with Fluffy?
Commands: Lovely Kiss @ NinJAD / Flash @ Bro ~ Lovely Kiss @ NinJAD / Flash @ Bro ~ Encore @ Bro

Substitute
Health: 15%


Team RK-9

NinJAD (Male)
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 85%
Energy: 100%
Status: Zzzzzzzzzzz. Asleep (moderate; one more round); Nightmare'd (5% per action)
Commands: Night Slash / Close Eyes / Hone Claws ~ Night Slash / Close Eyes / Hone Claws ~ Night Slash / Close Eyes / Hone Claws


Bro (Male)
Ability: Sturdy
Health: 90%
Energy: 85%
Status: My clone! D8
Commands: Stone Edge @ Fluffy / Close Eyes ~ Stone Edge @ Fluffy / Rock Slide @ Fluffy / Close Eyes ~ Stone Edge @ Fluffy / Rock Slide / Close Eyes


Round 2 Begin!

œ is, again, first to move. She waddles awkwardly forward, her legs not really made for movement on land; she moves as quickly as she can towards NinJAD, secreting the same narcotic over her lips as she goes. She reaches NinJAD and, awkwardly due to the lack of non-pointy places on his body, gives him a light kiss, allowing the chemical to soak through his skin and deepen his slumber. As she waddles back, Fluffy floats over to Bro; she makes sure that its... bizarre eye-like structure is facing towards her, and suddenly channels energy into her necklace; a blindingly bright red light flashes forth, Bro taking the worst of it since he was looking directly into the gem. He makes a rumbling sound and staggers back, looking at the Misdreavus through the floating spots in his eyes; another rumbling noise and he begins to jump up and down almost comically. The ground beneath Fluffy begins, strangely, to bulge and shift, and then it seemingly explodes: sharp-edged rocks tear out of the ground and hurl themselves straight up, slicing through Fluffy's Substitute's body and tearing it to shreds, before falling back with a thud. The few swirling pieces of dark energy that remain quickly fade away.

Waddling forward again, œ heads for Bro this time. She stops in front of him, making very sure he's looking at her; she too concentrates her energy, and the white of of her stomach suddenly lights up blindingly. He rumbles loudly, having fallen for the same trick twice; his vision is now so clouded he can barely see straight. Fluffy, meanwhile, begins a ghostly curse, her eyes glowing a purplish color as she links minds with Bro; his strange eye glows purple too, and the curse takes hold. As his eye stops glowing, he again leaps up and down comically, causing the rocks beneath Fluffy to pick themselves up and once again leap through her, slicing into her quite painfully and then dropping, again inert.

œ makes no move this time, leaving Fluffy to do her thing. The ghost's eyes once again glow pale purple, and Bro's eye quickly takes on the same hue; once more she places the curse on him, leaving it that much harder for him to use his attack. Which is, of course, the very next thing he does: leaping up again, the rocks pick themselves up and slice through her again, though Bro actually looks like he's more tired than Fluffy is hurt. Suddenly, œ steps in: having been watching him attack, she shouts to him. Complimenting him on his move and on how he's clearly very strong and, maybe, could she see that again please? Since it would make her very happy. Bro falls for it, hook, line and sinker; thoughts of other moves gone from his head, the only technique he can think of right now is Stone Edge.

Suddenly, Fluffy again tenses up and then, her eyes wide, lets out a horrible banshee scream: another spirit has crossed into the physical world. A flickering yellow glow begins to materialize over the sleeping NinJAD, forming into a spherical ball of electricity. It hurls itself downwards, striking NinJAD in the head and exploding, and his body convusles violently in his sleep; as the spirit returns to its own plane, Fluffy gradually calms down and stops screaming.

Round 2 End!

Team sreservoir

Fluffy (Female)
Ability: Levitate
Health: 68%
Energy: 77%
Status: What is wrong with this place!
Attacks Used: Flash @ Bro ~ Spite @ Bro ~ Spite @ Bro
Item: Dusk Stone


œ (Female)
Ability: Water Absorb
Health: 85%
Energy: 67%
Status: Fluffy calm down D:
Attacks Used: Lovely Kiss @ NinJAD ~ Flash @ Bro ~ Encore @ Bro

Substitute
Health: 15%


Team RK-9

NinJAD (Male)
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 64%
Energy: 100%
Status: Zzzzzzzzzzz. Asleep (moderate; one more round); Nightmare'd (5% per action)
Attacks Used: [asleep] ~ [asleep] ~ [asleep]


Bro (Male)
Ability: Sturdy
Health: 90%
Energy: 46%
Status: Stone Edge Stone Edge Stone Edge Accuracy -2, Encored (three more actions), Stone Edge Spited (8% extra energy).
Attacks Used: Stone Edge @ Fluffy ~ Stone Edge @ Fluffy ~ Stone Edge @ Fluffy


Damage / Energy Calculations
Lovely Kiss - 5% energy (accuracy roll 20, needed 75 or above to miss)
Flash - 4% energy (accuracy roll 96, needed 100 to miss)
Stone Edge - 11% damage, 9% energy (accuracy roll 56, needed 70 or above to miss)
Flash - 5% energy (accuracy roll 34, needed 100 to miss)
Spite - 5% energy (accuracy roll 54, needed 100 to miss)
Stone Edge - 11% damage, 13% energy (accuracy roll 1, needed 60 or above to miss)
Spite - 5% energy (accuracy roll 88, needed 100 to miss)
Stone Edge - 11% damage, 17% energy (accuracy roll 19, needed 60 or above to miss)
Encore - 6% energy (accuracy roll 40, needed 100 to miss)
Electro Ball - 6% damage (accuracy roll 23, needed 100 to miss)


Notes
- None of the Stone Edges were critical hits.
- Speed order for my reference: Poliwag (90), Misdreavus (85), Pawniard (60), Roggenrola (15).

Arena Notes
- This round, Electro Ball appeared, targetted at NinJAD.
- There's a large crater, a metre across and about as deep, where Bolt Strike basically disintgrated the area.

Next Round
- sreservoir attacks
- RK-9 attacks
- I ref

 

[RK-9]

I keep getting HIT WITH THINGGGSSSS

 

[1. Luftballon]

Fluffy, meanwhile, begins a ghostly curse, her eyes glowing a purplish color as she links minds with Bro; his strange eye glows purple too, and the curse takes hold.

interesting typo there.

also, 5% per action and then electro ball on ninjad accounted for only 15? doesn't affect my commands, but.

Fluffy: the roggenrola is pretty much accounted for; might do some more damage, but we don't really need to care, and there's a healthy chance of it missing at least one anyway. start some rain, and then start to SMITE THE INFIDEL. with thunder, of course.

rain dance ~ thunder @ pawniard ~ thunder @ pawniard

œ: keep the pawniard sedated. lovely kiss it. three times, even, although it doesn't matter too much if you miss a few times. we do not want it waking up any time soon.

lovely kiss @ pawniard x 3

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

I don't see a typo D:

 

[1. Luftballon]

er, next sentence. "As his eye stops growing, he again leaps up and down comically"

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

Ah, I see. I shall correct that.

 

[RK-9]

Why are you hating on pawniard Do:

Pawniard: Sleep Talk x3 (if I can direct it, on oe please? :D). Even if you wake up you'll have fun being put right back to sleep. If the miracle happens and you roll TAUNT or TORMENT on œ, when you wake up cripple œ with Thunder Wave, assuming it's 2nd action or less. If you're awake and safe on the THIRD action, cripple œ with a Toxic.

Roggenrola: Stone edge a-go-go.

Pawniard: Sleep Talk(@ œ?)~Sleep Talk(@ œ?)/Thunder Wave @ œ~Sleep Talk(@ œ?)/Toxic @ œ

Roggenrola: Stone Edge x3 @ Fluffy

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

2v2 double
Style: Set
DQ: Standard week
Damage Cap: 35%
Banned Moves: OHKO's
Arena: Fleet Ruins

Fleet Town used to be a boisterous, prosperous city, made up of well-built houses, apartments, beautiful skyscrapers, everything you'd look for in a city. Unfortunately those times are long gone and all that's left are ruins.

Fleet Town used to be ruins; not a single building remained, the streets littered with their parts, the ground itself cracked and potholed.

It is hard to tell that this was once Fleet Town, and then its ruins. Now it is but a rocky field, but the ghosts of the moves which destroyed long ago the town remain to haunt those who would destroy it again.

At the end of each round, select a random move, as metronome. Multiple-target moves hit all pokémon; single-target moves hit any single pokémon, randomly selected; self-target moves have no effect. All other moves function normally. The attacks just come out of nowhere in particular, and are executed as if by a first-of-three stage pokémon, without STAB.

Team sreservoir

Fluffy (Female)
Ability: Levitate
Health: 68%
Energy: 77%
Status: What is wrong with this place!
Commands: Rain Dance ~ Thunder @ NinJAD ~ Thunder @ NinJAD
Item: Dusk Stone


œ (Female)
Ability: Water Absorb
Health: 85%
Energy: 67%
Status: Fluffy calm down D:
Commands: Lovely Kiss @ NinJAD ~ Lovely Kiss @ NinJAD ~ Lovely Kiss @ NinJAD

Substitute
Health: 15%


Team RK-9

NinJAD (Male)
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 64%
Energy: 100%
Status: Zzzzzzzzzzz. Asleep (moderate; one more round); Nightmare'd (5% per action)
Commands: Sleep Talk @ œ ~ Sleep Talk @ œ / Thunder Wave @ œ ~ Sleep Talk @ œ / Toxic @ œ


Bro (Male)
Ability: Sturdy
Health: 90%
Energy: 46%
Status: Stone Edge Stone Edge Stone Edge Accuracy -2, Encored (three more actions), Stone Edge Spited (8% extra energy).
Commands: Stone Edge @ Fluffy ~ Stone Edge @ Fluffy ~ Stone Edge @ Fluffy


Round 3 Begin!

Abandoning any idea that the battle would be anything but embarrassing, œ waddles forward towards NinJAD, yet again secreting the narcotic over her beaklike lips and, with a pecking motion, planting it on him and further deepening his sleep. She sighs and sits down next to him, knowing she's not going to be moving any time soon. Fluffy, meanwhile, is performing a ghostly ritual, a shimmer of energy appearing in her necklace as she does. The sky begins to darken, clouds rolling in and quickly obscuring the sun before a light spattering of rain begins to fall. It quickly gets heavier, within seconds having become a downpour of torrential proportions. Bro, meanwhile, is jumping comically yet again, and the ground begins to shift and bubble; rocks tear themselves free a full metre away from Fluffy, the light flash in his eye still making aiming difficult.

œ, with a bored look on her face, yet again exudes the chemical onto her lips, quickly planting it on NinJAD's sleeping form before sitting down again, looking rather bored. Fluffy grins, and begins an ominous chant; electricity sparkles in her hair and arcs through the centre of her jewelled necklace, and she looks up to the sky. The clouds ominously gsther even more thickly above NinJAD, and suddenly a bolt of lightning tears the air in two to strike the Pawniard directly, a rumbling of thinder following a millisecond later. Even in his sleep NinJAD convulses horribly, all his muscles contracting at once; it takes only a few seconds before he calms down and returns to his deeper sleep, though. Bro, again bouncing in place, tries his very best to aim carefully: the attack goes off, but Fluffy moves slightly to one side, the attack passing harmlessly by.

The final action goes off in a near-repitition of the previous one. Fluffy heaves herself up off the ground and plants another chemical-infused kiss on NinJAD's face, wincing as the static zaps her; as she sits down, Fluffy begins to chant, the clouds quickly gathering again. Another bolt of electricity rends the air to strike the Pawniard directly, and he screams even in his sleep; miraculously, though, he falls asleep again within seconds. Bro, who by now is flagging significantly, begins to leap up and down again; as the ground bubbles and explodes beneath Fluffy and she dodges to one side, the exertion of the battle catches up with him. Combined with the ghostly curse, it's all too much: Bro keels over, rolling away down a slope. His trainer recalls him before he can go too far.

œ looks around at Fluffy with some concern; she's tensed up and is shivering in midair, staring into a far-off point. As a swirl of something dark becomes visible behind NinJAD she suddenly begins, once again, to scream; as œ tries desperately to calm her, the swirl takes form as a humanoid, stooped creature. It reaches out a four-fingred hand and grabs one of the Pawniard's legs; taking hold with the other too, it heaves him into the air and begins to twirl around, building up as much momentum as it can. At the best point it lets go and, still somehow asleep, he flies far across the arena, nearly slicing off the referee's head as he hurtles past her. He slams into the ground and digs a crater in the process, but, by some miracle, still remains asleep. The apparition fades away and Fluffy, ceasing screaming, floats slowly downwards, her eyes unfocussed, while œ runs towards her to try to help.

Round 3 End!

Team sreservoir

Fluffy (Female)
Ability: Levitate
Health: 68%
Energy: 56%
Status: It... this is so very wrong...
Attacks Used: Rain Dance ~ Thunder @ NinJAD ~ Thunder @ NinJAD
Item: Dusk Stone


œ (Female)
Ability: Water Absorb
Health: 85%
Energy: 67%
Status: This place is not good for her D:
Attacks Used: Lovely Kiss @ NinJAD ~ Lovely Kiss @ NinJAD ~ Lovely Kiss @ NinJAD

Substitute
Health: 15%


Team RK-9

NinJAD (Male)
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 29%
Energy: 100%
Status: Zzzzzzzzzzz. Asleep (moderate; two more rounds); Nightmare'd (5% per action)
Attacks Used: [asleep] ~ [asleep] ~ [asleep]


Bro (Male)
Ability: Sturdy
Health: 90%
Energy: 0%
Status: Knocked out!
Attacks Used: Stone Edge @ Fluffy ~ Stone Edge @ Fluffy ~ Stone Edge @ Fluffy


Damage / Energy Calculations
Lovely Kiss - 5% energy (accuracy roll 44, needed 75 or above to miss)
Rain Dance - 5% energy
Stone Edge - 17% energy (accuracy roll 98, needed 60 or above to miss - missed)
Lovely Kiss - 5% energy (accuracy roll 46, needed 75 or above to miss)
Thunder - 19% damage, 8% energy
Stone Edge - 17% energy (accuracy roll 89, needed 60 or above to miss - missed)
Lovely Kiss - 5% energy (accuracy roll 23, needed 75 or above to miss)
Thunder - 12% damage, 8% energy
Stone Edge - 17% energy (accuracy roll 74, needed 60 or above to miss - missed)
Circle Throw - 10% damage (accuracy roll 45, needed 90 or above to miss)


Notes
- Pawniard is unable to learn Sleep Talk.
- The first Thunder was a critical hit.
- Speed order for my reference: Poliwag (90), Misdreavus (85), Pawniard (60), Roggenrola (15).

Arena Notes
- This round, Circle Throw appeared, targetted at NinJAD.
- There's a large crater, a metre across and about as deep, where Bolt Strike basically disintgrated the area.
- There's another crater, which NinJAD is in the middle of, having landed after Circle Throw.

Next Round
- RK-9 attacks
- sreservoir attacks
- I ref

 

[1. Luftballon]

ilu rng

should I start building shrines?

 

[RK-9]

wat

Night Slash x3 at Fluffy

Sres is GODO

 

[1. Luftballon]

Fluffy: calm down :P

thunder ~ thunder ~ thunder

œ: you're bored, I hear? I suppose you can have some fun now. scald it, then slap it awake. and then scald again, but that shouldn't be necessary.

scald ~ wake-up slap ~ scald

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

2v2 double
Style: Set
DQ: Standard week
Damage Cap: 35%
Banned Moves: OHKO's
Arena: Fleet Ruins

Fleet Town used to be a boisterous, prosperous city, made up of well-built houses, apartments, beautiful skyscrapers, everything you'd look for in a city. Unfortunately those times are long gone and all that's left are ruins.

Fleet Town used to be ruins; not a single building remained, the streets littered with their parts, the ground itself cracked and potholed.

It is hard to tell that this was once Fleet Town, and then its ruins. Now it is but a rocky field, but the ghosts of the moves which destroyed long ago the town remain to haunt those who would destroy it again.

At the end of each round, select a random move, as metronome. Multiple-target moves hit all pokémon; single-target moves hit any single pokémon, randomly selected; self-target moves have no effect. All other moves function normally. The attacks just come out of nowhere in particular, and are executed as if by a first-of-three stage pokémon, without STAB.

Team sreservoir

Fluffy (Female)
Ability: Levitate
Health: 68%
Energy: 56%
Status: It... this is so very wrong...
Commands: Thunder ~ Thunder ~ Thunder
Item: Dusk Stone


œ (Female)
Ability: Water Absorb
Health: 85%
Energy: 67%
Status: This place is not good for her D:
Commands: Scald ~ Wake-Up Slap ~ Scald

Substitute
Health: 15%


Team RK-9

NinJAD (Male)
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 29%
Energy: 100%
Status: Zzzzzzzzzzz. Asleep (moderate; two more rounds); Nightmare'd (5% per action)
Commands: Night Slash @ Fluffy ~ Night Slash @ Fluffy ~ Night Slash @ Fluffy


Bro (Male)
Ability: Sturdy
Health: 90%
Energy: 0%
Status: Knocked out!


Round 4 Begin!

œ grins - or rather does as close to a grin as she can with her strange, beaklike lips - at the prospect of a less repetitive move, waddling over to NinJAD. As she goes, she begins to produce water inside her body, causing her flexible skin to deform and swell. Her body begins to radiate heat, steam beginning to rise from her. She reaches NinJAD's hole and happily disgorges her contents into it, filling it partway with boiling water; NinJAD twists in his sleep, clearly uncomfortable, but doesn't wake. Fluffy, meanwhile, has just about recovered from the spirits' latest intrusion, and can focus on the battle; electricity sparkles briefly inside her necklace as she manipulates the energy, causing the ever-present clouds in the sky to sparkle ominously; suddenly, the sky rips in two as a lightning-bolt drops down on NinJAD with a massive force. Even though the water he's lying in is now both boiling hot and sparking, though, he still doesn't wake; the narcotics have done their job well.

œ's next attack is to change that, though. She leaps into the water, heedless to its burning her hide, and turns her tail towards him. With very violent, sharp motions, she whips it back and forth across his face, slapping the flat of his blade to avoid carving it up; the force jolts him right out of his slumber, his eyes snapping open for a brief second before closing again, the attack rendering him unconscious.

As RK-9 recalls his Pokémon and sreservoir plucks a Pokéball from its belt, the spirits living in the area take one final parting shot. Fluffy's scream rings out again as every spirit in the area gathers its forces: they resolve into a massive, winged form that flaps as hard as it can, the air beginning to swirl and twist. Quickly it engulfs the still-wailing Fluffy, slicing and tearing at her semisolid form; a worried sreservoir recalls Fluffy from the middle of the vortex, replacing the Pokéball and then plucking another off its belt to recall œ, before the three teleport away in case the spirits should try and hurt them.

Fluffy's scream, though, remains, just another spirit on top of all the others that inhabit this horrifying place.

Round 4 End!

Team sreservoir

Fluffy (Female)
Ability: Levitate
Health: 79%
Energy: 49%
Status: It huuuuuurts...
Attacks Used: Thunder
Item: Dusk Stone


œ (Female)
Ability: Water Absorb
Health: 85%
Energy: 50%
Status: Poor Fluffy D:
Attacks Used: Scald ~ Wake-Up Slap

Substitute
Health: 15%


Team RK-9

NinJAD (Male)
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 0%
Energy: 100%
Status: Knocked out!
Attacks Used: [asleep]


Bro (Male)
Ability: Sturdy
Health: 90%
Energy: 0%
Status: Knocked out!


Damage / Energy Calculations
Scald - 9% damage, 7% energy (accuracy roll 77, needed 100 to miss)
Thunder - 12% damage, 7% energy (accuracy roll 53, needed 100 to miss)
Wake-Up Slap - 22% damage, 10% energy (accuracy roll 30, needed 100 to miss)
Aeroblast - 9% damage (accuracy roll 82, needed 95 or above to miss)


Notes
- I really hope I didn't miss anything. It feels like I did.

Arena Notes
- This round, Aeroblast appeared, targetted at Fluffy.
- There's a large crater, a metre across and about as deep, where Bolt Strike basically disintgrated the area.
- There's another crater, which NinJAD is in the middle of, having landed after Circle Throw. It's full of sparkling and boiling water.

Prizes
sreservoir gets $16, I get $10, and RK-9 gets $6. Fluffy and œ get 3 EXP each (and Fluffy can evolve with her Dusk Stone), while NinJAD and Bro each get 1.

 

[1. Luftballon]

hm, this battle ended with surprisingly little loss of health and energy.

 

[RK-9]

>90% health and 0 energy for bro
>ninjad has it 0 HP and 100% energy

WAT

 

[Lord of the Fireflies]

sleep y u so deadly

 

[1. Luftballon]

it would have been more perfect if bro hadn't been hit.

 

[Negrek]

There's no way the pawniard would have slept that long. You also can't worsen sleep conditions by doing things like repeat lovely kiss.

 

[Lord of the Fireflies]

Uh-oh that doesn't sound good.

Since the subject is brought, in those cases, do several rounds have to be remade entirely?

 

[RK-9]

Whaa-

SHOCKING FREAKING DEVELOPMENT THAT I DON'T GET MY MONEY AND EXP AND RUN OFF EMBARRASED

SO yeah what do we do

 

[Negrek]

That's up to Squornshellous Beta.