TCoD: The Café of Doom

[Not Meowth]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

*Attacks Tea Pipeline

Soon there will be no tea left and the cafe will be mine!!!!!!!!!!

*evil laugh

*destroys you*

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

*gets Mario to fix the tea pipelines* You're a plumber, now hop to it!
But I only know how to squish-a mushrooms! *jumps on tea pipes*
ACK! NOES, STOP YOU'LL BREAK THEM!

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

WAIT!
Jack-person! House knows strippers!
..Dude. MAI STRIPPERS.
...JUST GIVE HIM THE STRIPPERS.
*grumblegrumble* FINE.

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

What was House doing with strippers?.....
On second though, don't answer that.

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

*opens mouth*
DON'T.
*closes mouth*
*keeps driving Notory to PPTH.
If she got shot in the head..isn't she supposed to hear us singing?

 

[Evolutionary]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

'Hurry Smeargle, fix the Tea pipes!'

*Smeargle paints them rainbow coloured*

 

[Not Meowth]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

'Hurry Smeargle, fix the Tea pipes!'

*Smeargle paints them rainbow coloured*

:o Now they look pretty!!!

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Aw, the pretty tea pipes are all shimery... They seem n-- WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME HOUSE!? I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE HOSPITAL! *thrashes around*

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

OW!OW!OW! FREAKING BUM LEG, PEOPLE!
Aw, but Wilson gives you clinic pops. Red ones to tick House off. :3
..Imma gonna find Wilson and keel him ded.They don't pay me enough fer this. *swallows Vicodin*

 

[Not Meowth]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Aw, the pretty tea pipes are all shimery... They seem n-- WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME HOUSE!? I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE HOSPITAL! *thrashes around*

I'll help you, Notoriously Unknown!!!!
*ties you down*

...no, wait, that's hindering you. Oh well.

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

*ties you down*

.. =D I LOVE YOU.

House, noo. You don't know what you're saying. HE'S A HUGH LAURIE FAN. HE GLOMPS. O.o

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Ooooooh, clinic pops.... I want one..... *stops thrashing* A red one... Mmmmmstrawberry...

(Call me Notory, Mike, Its a lot shorter and easier to say. :))

 

[Not Meowth]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Ooooooh, clinic pops.... I want one..... *stops thrashing* A red one... Mmmmmstrawberry...

You can't thrash. You're tied down.

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Maybe I ate the ropes. :3

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Mai clinic pop-WAIT. If we go to PPTH..you get a clinic po-op~

Omigod, nice House.

We're all screwed.

 

[Not Meowth]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

(Call me Notory, Mike, Its a lot shorter and easier to say. :))

NEVAR

And you can't eat the rope. It tastes nasty!

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

NEVAR

And you can't eat the rope. It tastes nasty!

*gasp* YOU SHALL! *Assembles an army of traffic lights* ATTACK IF HE DOES NOT SURRENDOR!

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

Ahh...liiights..am-am I high again?

Dunno. Maybe I'm too stoned t'tell. Ohnowait, I'm not.

 

[Alakazam]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

The Caf.... is out of coffee...?

...

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Alakazam screams.*

 

[Not Meowth]

Re: TCoD: The Café of Doom

The Caf.... is out of coffee...?

...

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Alakazam screams.*

I think I've found our culprit.