Dybael
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The Trick House
Deep in the Safari Zone lies a strange, fuchsia-roofed building. Hm? How odd. It doesn’t appear as if anyone is inside...
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Okay, it turns out there IS someone in here - a wild-eyed young woman, clinging to the chandelier. Upon being spotted, she deftly jumps down. Err, kind of deftly; she fumbles the landing, but doesn’t appear to injure herself in the process, which is fairly impressive given the height of the ceiling.
“Wahahaha! Glad to meet you!” she says, shaking your hand with vigor. “Welcome to the Trick House: Safari Zone edition! You’ve come to challenge my Trick House, haven’t you? That’s why you’re here, isn’t it?”
Uhm, what? Seriously, what on earth is she yammering about?
She continues monologuing before you even have a chance to open your mouth. “OF COURSE NOT, you want to catch pokémon and get nifty things, not solve Weird Puzzle Shit! Fair enough, this is the Safari Zone, you came here expecting exactly that. So that’s what you get! Still, as a cursory effort to make this place seem at least slightly tricksy, we require Proof Of Brain and/or Basic Google Ability with each excursion.”
Linguistics Room
Entry Fee: $4
Proof Of Brain Or Google Skills: A palindromic sentence (that hasn’t already been stated).
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Mathematics Room
Entry Fee: $4
Proof of Brain or Google Skills: A Mersenne prime (that hasn’t already been stated).
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Historical Room
Entry Fee: $5
Proof of Brain or Google Skills: A Russian Czar (that... oh, you know the drill).
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Botanical Room
Entry Fee: $3
Proof of Brain or Google Skills: A member of genus Solanum.
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Note: Unlisted pokémon may also appear in rooms. Some pokémon may carry items.
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I shouldn't be so amused that the rabid manly sexamaholic got a genderless pokemon, but I am.
She was reading the collected works of e. e. cummings - she appreciates his meandering approach to punctuation.
Man, he's a cranky little bugger. He was hiding under a rhododendron, and spewed pollen at your face when you got close. You're probably going to be sneezing for the next week. Hm... *digs through pockets* I don't have any tissues on me, but here's an antidote.
She was debating the ending of His Dark Materials with a Mawile (she thought it was a total 
It seems to be a bit of a prankster, you caught it just as it was about to wake a sleeping Nosepass. Talk about an obnoxious alarm clock!
She's beautiful now, but her mustache will be gorgeous when she evolves.
She had been attempting to get her daily dose of lulz from an inaccurate textbook, but it proved more frustrating than anything. She'd been there and it wasn't like that! You chucked the pokéball while she was distracted by annoyance.