Eeveelution
Among the few morons with straight A's.
This was inspired by Charizard Morph's story Ninja Sister. In this story, I am sent a random box with a, well, just read to find out! The only character who's real is me, though. I have no siblings or neighbors with eight siblings.
Characters:
Me (Eevelu)
Glacia, my older sister
Leafe, my older brother
Espia, my big tomboy sister
Umbre, my other older brother
Jolteo, my little brother
Flara, my little sister
Vaporo, my other little brother
Ten, my imaginary best friend & neighbor
Eight, Ten's little brother
Seven through One, Ten's little siblings
Tot, a 9-year-old boy who comes to stay with my family
Kyle, an idiot
Boom, Tot's tomboy sister
Chapter 1:CHOCOLATE VORTEX
Me: Ah, what a wonderful day... Hey, what's that on my doorstep?
[Box on doorstep labeled "VORTEX CHOCOLATE"]
Me: Chocolate!? I better call Ten!! *gets out phone* Hey Ten, come over here quick! There's chocolate on my doorstep!!
Ten: CHOCOLATE!?
Me: Well, that was fast.
Ten: Chocolate is the only reason to go on sometimes.
Me: Good point. Let's open it!!
Ten: CHOCOLATE!! *rips off lid to reveal swirly thing* There's no chocolate...
Me: We should sue for mislabeling. Wonder what that swirly thing is?
Ten: EIGHT! GET OVER HERE AND TELL US WHAT THIS SWIRLY THING IS!!
*Eight pokes head around wall*
Eight: That's a vortex to another dimension. If I were you, I'd stay away.
Me: Good point.
Ten: But... chocolate...
Me: Also a good point.
Eight: ...Eevelu, you're more messed up than Two. *leaves*
Me: What did that mean?
Ten: Simple. Two hates chocolate.
Me: OMGNOWAY!!! I AM NOT MORE MESSED UP THAN THAT!!
Ten: Oh well. Maybe the chocolate's in the vortex!!
Me: Wait, Ten-
*Ten dives into vortex*
Me: Why do I even bother? In I go.
*dives into vortex after Ten*
Chapter 2: Pretty Vortexes
Me: What have we learned today?
Ten: Never dive into a vortex just because it replaced chocolate, or you'll be turned into a weird thingamajiggy.
Me: ...Walking animals that talk and wear clothes, Ten, not thingamajiggy.
Ten: Whatever. Why do you get to be a wolf and I have to be a chicken?
Me: For the last time, you're not a chicken, you're a Ptarmigan.
Ten: What the heck is a Ptarmigan!?
Me: Some type of bird in Alaska that looks like a chicken.
Ten: I'd rather be a hawk or worm... Let's get out!
Me: Good idea. Only how do we get out?
Ten: Follow the chocolate road!! *runs off*
Me: ...What chocolate road!? *follows Ten*
Ten: Eevelu, look! More vortex thingies! *points with wing to vortexes*
Me: Uh oh.
Ten: I'm going in the pretty purple one!
Me: ...They're all purple. So let's just take the one to home.
Ten: But we don't know which one leads home!
Me: First vortex on the right, labeled "Eevelu's Doorstep".
Ten: ...No, I think it's the one labeled "Chocolate Factory".
Me: Ten, you're more messed up than Five.
Ten: OMGNOWAY!! HE ATE BROCCOLI COVERED IN CHOCOLATE!!
Me: You can avoid that fate by going home!
Ten: LET'S GO!! *jumps through vortex labeled "Eevelu's Doorstep"*
Me: Wait for me!! *follows*
Home
Me: Ah, home sweet home...
???: Hi, I'm Tot!
*Me and Ten scream and look at Tot*
Ten: Where did you come from!?
Tot: My older sister sent me through the vortex to stay with her friend Espia.
Me: Sorry Tot, I think Espia made a mistake, and-
Tot: I brought chocolate!
Ten: Welcome to *her* home!!
Me: ...I am going to talk to Espia about this big time...
Characters:
Me (Eevelu)
Glacia, my older sister
Leafe, my older brother
Espia, my big tomboy sister
Umbre, my other older brother
Jolteo, my little brother
Flara, my little sister
Vaporo, my other little brother
Ten, my imaginary best friend & neighbor
Eight, Ten's little brother
Seven through One, Ten's little siblings
Tot, a 9-year-old boy who comes to stay with my family
Kyle, an idiot
Boom, Tot's tomboy sister
Chapter 1:
Me: Ah, what a wonderful day... Hey, what's that on my doorstep?
[Box on doorstep labeled "
Me: Chocolate!? I better call Ten!! *gets out phone* Hey Ten, come over here quick! There's chocolate on my doorstep!!
Ten: CHOCOLATE!?
Me: Well, that was fast.
Ten: Chocolate is the only reason to go on sometimes.
Me: Good point. Let's open it!!
Ten: CHOCOLATE!! *rips off lid to reveal swirly thing* There's no chocolate...
Me: We should sue for mislabeling. Wonder what that swirly thing is?
Ten: EIGHT! GET OVER HERE AND TELL US WHAT THIS SWIRLY THING IS!!
*Eight pokes head around wall*
Eight: That's a vortex to another dimension. If I were you, I'd stay away.
Me: Good point.
Ten: But... chocolate...
Me: Also a good point.
Eight: ...Eevelu, you're more messed up than Two. *leaves*
Me: What did that mean?
Ten: Simple. Two hates chocolate.
Me: OMGNOWAY!!! I AM NOT MORE MESSED UP THAN THAT!!
Ten: Oh well. Maybe the chocolate's in the vortex!!
Me: Wait, Ten-
*Ten dives into vortex*
Me: Why do I even bother? In I go.
*dives into vortex after Ten*
Chapter 2: Pretty Vortexes
Me: What have we learned today?
Ten: Never dive into a vortex just because it replaced chocolate, or you'll be turned into a weird thingamajiggy.
Me: ...Walking animals that talk and wear clothes, Ten, not thingamajiggy.
Ten: Whatever. Why do you get to be a wolf and I have to be a chicken?
Me: For the last time, you're not a chicken, you're a Ptarmigan.
Ten: What the heck is a Ptarmigan!?
Me: Some type of bird in Alaska that looks like a chicken.
Ten: I'd rather be a hawk or worm... Let's get out!
Me: Good idea. Only how do we get out?
Ten: Follow the chocolate road!! *runs off*
Me: ...What chocolate road!? *follows Ten*
Ten: Eevelu, look! More vortex thingies! *points with wing to vortexes*
Me: Uh oh.
Ten: I'm going in the pretty purple one!
Me: ...They're all purple. So let's just take the one to home.
Ten: But we don't know which one leads home!
Me: First vortex on the right, labeled "Eevelu's Doorstep".
Ten: ...No, I think it's the one labeled "Chocolate Factory".
Me: Ten, you're more messed up than Five.
Ten: OMGNOWAY!! HE ATE BROCCOLI COVERED IN CHOCOLATE!!
Me: You can avoid that fate by going home!
Ten: LET'S GO!! *jumps through vortex labeled "Eevelu's Doorstep"*
Me: Wait for me!! *follows*
Home
Me: Ah, home sweet home...
???: Hi, I'm Tot!
*Me and Ten scream and look at Tot*
Ten: Where did you come from!?
Tot: My older sister sent me through the vortex to stay with her friend Espia.
Me: Sorry Tot, I think Espia made a mistake, and-
Tot: I brought chocolate!
Ten: Welcome to *her* home!!
Me: ...I am going to talk to Espia about this big time...