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World's Worst

Wild MANTINE appeared!
Go, STEVE IRWIN!
STEVE IRWIN used CRIKEY!
It wasn't very effective...
Wild MANTINE used DOUBLE STING!
It was super effective!
STEVE IRWIN fainted!
 
*Surfs over dark patch of water*

A "Do you wish to use Dive?" Does so...

*Random battle starts*

"Emerald Weapon has appeared... And it has just owned you! With a look!!"
 
I don't think I can top that...

Random Johto Newscaster:
"As it turns out, the Red Gyarados was infected with AIDS. We found its broken corpse half out of the Lake of Rage earlier this morning. I wonder if it would taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg..."
 
*headbutts tree in New Bark Town*

Wild ARCEUS appeared!
ARCEUS used Judgment before you could send out CATERPIE!
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.......
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YOU LOST THE GAME
 
This is your principal speaking. Dirty Bitch, please report to the main office. Also, tomorrow is Crazy Hat Day. Thank you.
 
Congradulations! It's a healthy baby boy! What do you wanna name him Mrs. and Mr.Coholic?

Al. :D (*coughputthefirstandlastnamestogethercough*)
 
*Dad* Oh, honey, he's beautiful! We need a name. How about something starting with an A. Maybe rhyming w/ golf... *Nurse* So, what will you name him, Mrs. Hitler? *Mom* I got it! Bob! Yeah, weren't expecting that now, were ya?
 
(Well, Colin is a name that'll get your child's ass kicked. [Whose Line Joke])

Are you sure you want to name the baby "Mr. Panties"?
 
"Samantha Terra Locke..."

"What?"

Her hearing is incredible...

"I can read your mind you know!"

Yami: "Really, why don't you try reading my mind?"

*She storms off*
 
"Mam, what's the meaning behind my name?"

"Well, your father and I had a tad too much to drink when I went into labour, and plus we were rowing at the time, Shitface Moron!"
 
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