Yo wat up

[GaryOak]

Now this is the story all about how
Your life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, sit, and be merry.
I'll tell you how I became the motherfucking Gary.

In west of Pallet town, born and raised
On the grass plains where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all catchin' some Pokemon outside of the school
When a couple of trainers, who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and I fucked up their shit,
And said "Bitch, I'm Gary Motherfucking Oak, tCoD's next big hit!"

I whistled for my Mercedes and it was shining black, the
License plate said "Bitches" and had a few in the back
If anything I could say that this car was pimpin'
But I thought now forget it, I'm fuckin' these Bitches'
I pulled up to my house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the bitches yo, ho's fuck ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of EVERYWHERE.
Mother Fucker.

:sunglasses:

 

[Zero Moment]

You, sir, have won an internets.

 

[The Omskivar]

I really can't put it any clearer than Legend did.

 

[RavenMarkku]

this is
this is amazing.

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

CTRL + C, CTRL + P = Voila. An copypasted, although clever, internet meme.

Anyway, welcome.

 

[Lili]

Marry me.

 

[The Omskivar]

CTRL + C, CTRL + P = Voila. An copypasted, although clever, internet meme.

Anyway, welcome.

Paste is CTRL + V silly!

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

Woops, slipped up a bit there.

Please don't judge me, Gary Oak! I hope you enjoy your stay despite me...

 

[RK-9]

age: 69

Let's keep this guy

 

[Karkat Vantas]

To the contrary-- I am not supportive of this shady fellow.

Sure, his slam poetry is amusing, what with its descriptions of how he fucked up his bitches, until you realize that you may be next.

Will you be fucked by this human question mark, this fucker, this... Gary?

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

Best introduction Ever.

 

[GaryOak]

To the contrary-- I am not supportive of this shady fellow.

Sure, his slam poetry is amusing, what with its descriptions of how he fucked up his bitches, until you realize that you may be next.

Will you be fucked by this human question mark, this fucker, this... Gary?

Karkat, enough of your brattle.
We settle this like men,
In a Pokemon Battle!

ಠ_ಈ

 

[Zero Moment]

Karkat, enough of your brattle.
We settle this like men,
In a Pokemon Battle!

ಠ_ಈ

No dude we settle this with a

SLAM BATTLE

Each side may have a representative.

I'm calling up the Strider for Karkat.
No doubt this MoThErFuCkEr will be vanquished by the sick beats laid down tonight.

*Grabs chair and popcorn, along with recording device*

 

[The Omskivar]

Lolwut rap battle! Karkat Vantas v. GaryOak. This is gonna be epic.

*pitches a folding chair next to Legend and mooches popcorn in exchange for soda of choice*

 

[Zero Moment]

*Takes huge bottle of Fanta Orange from Omskivar*

Hopefully, if Gary isn't feeling up to the task himself, he'll have a good representative.
As long as it isn't Tavros.
Some Sick Fires are being lit tonight.
This will be awesome.

 

[Superbird]

Hmm! This shall be interesting!

 

[Mendatt]

1...
2...
3...
GO!!!
Or something similar.

 

[GaryOak]

No dude we settle this with a

SLAM BATTLE

Each side may have a representative.

I'm calling up the Strider for Karkat.
No doubt this MoThErFuCkEr will be vanquished by the sick beats laid down tonight.

*Grabs chair and popcorn, along with recording device*

Excuse me, are you Karkat sir?
I think not, as it were...

I know not this term, this 'slam battle'
And I indeed find it useless prattle.
I shall not participate in your wild games
Only in Pokemon Battles do I lay claims

Karkat, if you do not accept my terms
Then I'll have to claim you officially confirmed
The loser, the one who decided to tarry
Against the undefeated master,
the motherfucking Gary!

 

[Zero Moment]

Excuse me, are you Karkat sir?
I think not, as it were...

I know not this term, this 'slam battle'
And I indeed find it useless prattle.
I shall not participate in your wild games
Only in Pokemon Battles do I lay claims

Karkat, if you do not accept my terms
Then I'll have to claim you officially confirmed
The loser, the one who decided to tarry
Against the undefeated master,
the motherfucking Gary!

How can you not know the name of the glorious art you are doing right now?

 

[the THING]

Excuse me, are you Karkat sir?
I think not, as it were...

I know not this term, this 'slam battle'
And I indeed find it useless prattle.
I shall not participate in your wild games
Only in Pokemon Battles do I lay claims

Karkat, if you do not accept my terms
Then I'll have to claim you officially confirmed
The loser, the one who decided to tarry
Against the undefeated master,
the motherfucking Gary!

now i come from an honourable land
if someone's in need i'll lend a hand
so let me be the first to explain
for your rapping career i'm your stain
'cause i like you gary but your time is up!
if i met you in the club maybe i'd say 'sup?'
but right now i'm gonna fight you for 'karkat sir'
gonna change this battle from ongoing to OVER