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Everything changed one day, when my uncle told me to come into his room naked.
That was when the Fire Nation attacked.
 
Dazel said:
Everything changed one day, when my uncle told me to come into his room naked.
That was when the Fire Nation attacked.
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Did we... Did we really just post the exact same thing mere seconds apart?
 
A dimension where fairy tales were a reality; Far Far Away, the lair of the great ogre Shrek.
 
Naturally the Fire Nation had no idea what was going on, so they decided to take over THIS kingdom instead. Their attempts however were thwarted by..
 
The disgruntled CEO of Swiffer, son of a former mop baron, decided he would have sweet, sweet revenge on the Fairy Godmother. To this effect, the Swiffer baron enlisted...
 
Severus Snape, who was ordered to replace all the detergent used to keep mops looking luscious with an acidic potion.
 
This potion ate out the bottom of the mops; however, the populace was only interested in the stick part. The people of Far Far Away are a nasty people.
 
Kung Fu Ferret said:
And they began to make fishing rods out of the stick part of the mops in order to please their god, Shrek.
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There, I fixed that for you.

However, the fishing rods didn't seem to hold very well, as wood wasn't very malleable and it was very difficult to detect bites on your hook.
 
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