Jason-Kun

........ ;;Arylett is still sad;;

Hurr, I shall.

My face is uber scary? You're comparing my face... to a Tyrannitar raping and killing an Eevee? DDX ;;Arylett is very sad;;

;;Goes to get some coke;; I'll need energy for this.

...... ;;Arylett is sad;;

They shall be as epic as a rather tired Arylett can try to make them.

Oh wow, my face scarred you for life. DX

Totally epic~

Aaaaaaah, so you saw my Evilarylettplottingface, did you?

I'll give you both stories in a moment, it takes a bit of time to type them you see.

I'll ask you one question in response to that one.

Do you think I'm crazy enough to shoot people?

Arkra, with an "r"~ Also, Arylett is feeling lazy. She'll do a story later~

Eh, it's okay. All of my posts can be summarized as being the excessive use of the word awesomenocity, tildes (~), and me rambling stupidly on~

Furrr. Arylett should be an interesting character indeed. Is she crazy as Mourmedy...? Well, that's something we'll have to see, won't we? (Also some of my RPs died~ Yaaaay, now I have more time~)

Eh, I don't feel like writing an Atnura story right now. Maybe tommorow~

Hmm, I see. And what posts exactly did you read?

Also, look in your RP~ Ahaahahahaha! I think I've got a wonderous character for you. =3

And let me try to crank out that Atnura story~ ;;Gets ready to crank;;

...You've looked through every post I've made?

For what reason, praytell?

Atnura? Atnura as in my Mightyena character? How do you know about her?

Let's see what I can crank out.

A long time ago, before the humans plagued the planet with their presence, the world was inhabited by three manners of beasts.

The mighty wolf, its fangs sharp and its eyes true. It held strength and power within its resolve.

And the most clever fox. Its intellect unrivaled throughout the land, its tail quite bushy and warming.

One day, a most strange sort of creature appeared upon the land. In a seemingly magical fashion. It was odd, unlike anything the wolves or foxes had ever seen! It was... it walked on two legs! But it had a tail... and it was flurry and bushy sort of like them.

It was what came before the humans. A catperson.

And enter Dorian and Myka, the first of this new race to tread upon the land. But they had a mission, a mission which neither of these strange beasts could know about. He and his companion was sent by the God Derfelin to perform a sacred ritual and create a being... a new kind of hairless being (humans) in the God's image.

As he travels the land, searching for the seven ingrediants (the Seven Mystical Elements: Greed, Power, Thought, Sound, Sight, Pain, and Emotion. Which all take the form of crystals, These crystals are very rare and highly prized, many foxes and wolves spend their whole lives hunting for them) needed to create this new creature, he meets with a wolf named Lighnija. At first, they are enemies. For Lighnija is part of the Greed Pack, which holds a large stash of greed crystals. She is a very insignificant member of the pack, submissive and treated like dirt. Dorian and Myka defeat her in combat and take pity upon her, deciding to let her join their quest. Lighnija only wishes to be strong and seeing their strength, she is impressed and agrees, as they tell her the god will give her great power if she helps them. She gives them their Greed crystals.

So the trio sets off! And they battle many foxes and wolves on the way, nabbing the Power, Pain, and Sound crystals in a rather long and tedious journey, fighting off the foxes and wolves. The final two elements, Thought and Emotion, are immensely difficult to find. They search and they search, but it is all in vain. Nobody, no fox nor wolf has ever caught sight of these commodities. Their very existance is myth.

Then one day they stumble upon a most mysterious sparkle. A mere sparkle in a forest... Curiously, Dorian touches the sparkling life.

And then something strange happens! The tree begins to collapse upon itself and in its place remains a hole. Cautiously, all three of them look into the hole. Wow, it sure is shiny in there! Quite shiny, for it sparkles immensely. They go into the hole, with some glimmer of hope that they'll find the crystals.

It turns out that the hole is the hiding place of a most mysterious clan of both wolves and foxes, called the Contemplators. They are an immensely mystical and completely from normal wolves and foxes, for they are all winged. Winged mysterious beings. All of the Contemplators are either white or black. As the trio soon finds out, their intelligence is unrivaled. They go deep into the den and find the leader of the Contemplators.

Xen. Xen is an immensely ancient white fox, with powers said to rival the god Derfelin. He gazes deeply at the travelers, his blue eyes piercing them. They could see much knowledge... much wisedom in them.

He speaks to them mentally, for he has psychic powers. Xen tells them that before they are to have these two elements... these elements that no other clan on the entire planet had... they must face three trials. The Trials of Courage, Intelligence, and Skill. Lighnija is nervous, lacking the confidence to participate in these trials. Xen tells them that if they do not complete the trials properly, they must leave from the planet and never return. For then he reveals that he is the god of foxes... and that he rules the pack with the black wolf, Xea. Xea is the goddess of wolves and together they keep the balance between the two species, balance and peace.

They all gasp at this revelation. Then Xea herself appears to them, explaining more of the trials. Dorian and Myka pass the Intelligence and Skill trials. But Lignija struggles with the Courage one. In it, she is to pass through the Devouring Forest, an ancient place filled with dark magic. Alone.

The trial is very difficult as she plodes through the forest, faced with all manners of terrible beings. The trees themselves seem to be watching her... knarled branches swaying oniminously in the wind. Very nearly she chickens out, but she manages to complete the trial after much difficulty, ending up facing an evil shadow of the abusive pack leader of the Greed Pack.

And so, with the trials completed, they are rewarded the crystals. The trio makes their way back to Derfelin's Realm, thinking they are to be rewarded. However the god snatches the elements from them and grins to himself... yes... yes... He reveals to them that they themselves are required to be sacrifices in the creating of his new godlike race. They all fight valliantly against him, but fail and are defeated. As Lighnija is to be slaughtered, she uses the final power in the Greed crystals....

"I curse this race, with eternal and perminant greed. May that be their greatest weakness, their greatest flaw. May it cause them eternal strife."

And so all three of them were sacrificed, but at a price. Derfelin's new race, these "humans", were cursed. Cursed with eternal unending greed. They soon spread throughout his realm, exterminating Delfelin's own catpeople. The greedy humans wanted it all! And soon they turned against their creator. Though the god fought desperately, he was soon slain. And the humans soon went down to the planet of wolves and foxes. They slewn all the Contemplators and conquered the planet, reducing the numbers of these once great creatures. Without their gods, they soon lost much of their power and intelligence, unable to fight these new creatures. And that is how the catpeople became extinct and how humans came into existance.

...Just wow is all I have to say.

You want me to do another story? X3 About what?

;;Finds story, copy pastes;;

Well I was just a girl, you see. Dirt poor. And I lived in the streets. I was so hungry that I ate dirt. And people would kick and throw things at me, because I was just so disgusting, a filthy beggar. Hmph! I was poor because the government took all of my money... they stole it all. I once amassed a fortune and they kicked me out of my mansion and sent me out onto the streets, to pay for that silly war they were having. But then... then I saw it... I had a vision. And there was a woman... a woman surrounded by bright white light. She said: "Go... go west young Arylett and there you shall meet your fortune anew. There you shall be rich... you shall be successful once more. To the unclaimed Rainbow Territory. And bring the fellow beggars there. There you shall live, live in peace and happiness." And I was shocked, because the country I was living in at the time was at war as I had mentioned before, at war with a rival country for that territory. For a while... I was too afraid... too afraid to follow the woman's advice.

Then one day, everything changed.

There was a man, a most horrid and violent man. And he knocked me down to the ground, kicking sand in my eyes and said: "You filthy beggar! I'm so TIRED of seeing you around here, always eating your stupid dirt. PATHETIC! Go make something of yourself, WENCH."

And then I had a relevation, a most angry and violent relevation. As I gripped my stomach, I glared the man straight in the face, pure anger within my features. And I took my fist, balled it up, and WHAM! Right in the kisser. And I said to him, I said: "You know WHAT? You're RIGHT! I'm going to be something someday, you'll see! I'm going to settle the unclaimed Rainbow Territory!"

So I set off, off to the Rainbow Territory. But first I had to pass the Shatshack, an evil hellish place of darkness to reach it, east of the territory. There my fellow beggars and I faced sights that you will never believe... we toughed out all sorts of conditions and fought all sorts of manners of beasts. Monsters! Several of them died... ;;Sighs;; And there were only four survivors... out of the sixteen of us who had set off. But I survived, because I had one thought, one dream within my soul. And it burned brightly! The dawn of a new, a fair nation! Where nobody would have to suffer if we could avoid it!

Then after several hellish months of struggling, we saw it... those fields, those fields of beauty! The Rainbow Territory. And I settled the land, I and the other three original settlers, Atnura, Mourmedy, and Charcill. The first few years were terrible. Several of the beats from the Shatshack would come and attack us. And for a while I had all but lost hope.

But we perservered! And eventually we built houses, just the four of us... and we built... and built... our first houses were terrible, but slowly and steadily we learned, until we had created ourselves fine mansions. And we learned to hunt and to fish. (Eating dirt was getting old, you see) Soon we thrived! And we were living quite beautifully. After we became successfully, we made a choice, we decided to open our little settlement to all those who wanted to come. And we sent a message, a message to our old country, that in Arylettopia one could be free and happy and peaceful!

And the people listened and responded, several being quite exhausted with the stupid war. That was when the Great Migration of Arylettopia began. Several people did indeed come, many in fact! It was a large flood, a flood of defiance! Even from the rival country of the old country, they came! And they did it all to stop the war, to protest. For indeed, many of them had had their wealth removed like I had.

The kings of both countries were baffled. And that was when the most marvelous event in Arylettopian history took place. I went to the middle of the Rainbow Territory, the very heart and center, and proclaimed outloud to the immigrated peoples: "I claim this land, in the name of the people! This new land... this shall be the dawn... the dawn of a new country! And we shall all live in peace, and we shall all live in happiness! I claim this land as Arylettopia!"

And at that moment, we all became Arylettopians. Everyone just cheered, it was... it was one of the happiest days of my life. The people were hearted, hearted with resolve! And they lifted me into the air, exclaiming: "Long live the Great and Benevolent Queen! Queen Arylett of the new nation of Arylettopia!"

From that point on, I was Queen! Oh deary me, I was just so embarassed. I tried to tell them, I'm not a Queen or a leader! But they wouldn't hear a word of it. And the kings of the other two countries on our borders were outraged. So began the Great Arylettopian War of '87. It was a long and drudging affair, both countries proclaimed war on the budding Arylettopia. I, of course, know nothing about war tactics, so I really can't take the credit for us still being a country. 'Twas the great General Mourmedy who lead us into battle, she had already had war experience before joining us settlers. And she was just... incredible. Cool, calm, graceful. With her brilliant tactics, our inexperienced troops managed to trump both old countries and General Mourmedy lead us into victory. Though I think we mostly won because we in both of the countries the people were tired of war and did not fight with as much heart as we did. And that is how I became the Queen of Arylettopia. And how Arylettopia was created.

It's a very long story~

...Ahahaha. Well, you can just get that from reading my other conversations, can't you? The answer to that question.

Somehow?

Uh... ;;Shrugs;; It's a thought voice... that sounds nothing like me. It doesn't really suck. Not really. It's just a voice... that's it. I'm not particularly bothered about how it sounds.

Why is it fun?

I can't change it~ It's my mental thought voice and it's fixed. So it really doesn't matter if it's dull or boring, because I can do absolutely nothing about it~

Hm? You mean, like with the RSP and people getting lost when there's ten pages of new posts after a day? XD I get it though. I'll try not to go too crazy. Great, I'm typing in oxymorons aren't I?

I told you, I'm enthusiastic. :P Really, though, it's a good idea. =D
I really like it. As I said, I'll be posting like crazy once I get an opportunity.

Why? X3

...well no. It's just a voice. It reads everything that I read. I read what you type with that voice.

So? I adore the plot. Watch me post obsessively once I stop feeling so lousy. XD
I'm just over-enthusiastic at the moment. Don't mind me. :P