Not Meowth

*asplodes*

Now it's confusing me.

Oh me.

I've always thought that face looks like a retarded frog.

W-what? DADDY DID WHAT?! ;~;

(that is hilarious. xD

attention deficit ooh shiny)

@_@!!!

o.l

(I totally should.)

But I thought you said not a single ant got by you in the hallway! Mikey, did you lie to me?

(also did I ever show you ? I made it when I was all depressed but I am no longer depressed so.)

I have no caring of your paint troubles.

o.l

(random: you remember how yesterday I talked about the poll on the other forum where the question was "whos siggie is the randomest" and I was on it? Yeah, well, the person who posted the poll didn't mean "siggie", they meant "avatar". Aka .

Really.)

*laughs as Mikey drops his Swiss roll*

(You know, one of my friends told me that in French, their equivalent of saying something is cool is saying it's "owl". This might sound weird at first, but when you think about it, in English, to say something is awesome you say it is cool - you say it is a low temperature.

Now it's an inside joke between me and my friends and we all commonly use "owl" to describe stuff.)

@_@

Well, these are the coupons that can be rolled (and the move is only usable once per match, if that's worth mentioning).
- Sightseeing Tour: This coupon grants one (1) free tour to Babahl's landmarks. Has no effect whatsoever in battle.
- Babahlese Feast: This coupon grants one (1) table filled with traditional Babahlese cuisine. There are twenty (20) different plates, ten (10) which can be eaten in one (1) action for five (5%) health points, and ten (10) which can be eaten in two (2) actions for ten (10%) health points.
- Babahlese Currency: This coupon grants nine (9) Babahlese units of currency to the trainer that receives it; in ASB dollars, the value is approximately equal to one ($1) dollar, which can be claimed along with other prizes after the battle is over.
- Steel Samurai Private Tutoring: This coupon grants four (4) martial arts classes with none other than the Steel Samurai himself. The trainer that receives this coupon can attach one (1) experience point to any Pokémon in their active squad along with other prizes after the battle is over.
- Babahlese Combat Gear: This coupon grants one (1) uniform worn by the Babahlese Army, which boosts Defense and Special Defense by 1+ each.
- Good Luck Charm: This coupon grants one (1) traditional Babahlese good luck charm to wear as a hold item in addition to all others. It cannot be flung, and will place the holder's attacks one Critical Hit domain higher than usual.
- "Allebahst Sucks" Shirt: This coupon grants one (1) shirt with very respectful and mature critique toward the Kingdom of Allebahst. A Pokémon wearing this shirt will quietly be stalked by the Allebahstian Army and, three actions after receiving the shirt, struck from behind by bullet fire (causing 7% physical steel-type damage) and cheap shots from weaponless infantry (causing 5% physical dark-type damage).
- Anvilicious Surprise: This coupon grants one (1) anvil made with minerals extracted from Babahlese mines. It claims itself immediately, and this may prove slightly inconvenient for the receiver. Any trainer receiving this coupon will get an anvil dropped on their Pokémon, dealing 10% physical steel-type damage and causing the effects of Minimize (including the evasion boost).
- Poke Primidux: This coupon grants permission to touch the Primidux Statue for one (1) day. It can be used as a battering weapon to inflict 5% physical steel-type damage. Overusing the statue may break it, causing the Babahlese Army to invade the battlefield and shoot the Pokémon responsible for 7% physical steel-type damage per action, during three actions.
- Babahlese Ink: This coupon grants one (1) bottle of Babahlese Ink, which can act as a hold item in addition to all others. The ink is made of highly flammable Whitcrystal Oil that produces bright bluish-green flames when set alight; thus, it is possible to burn the bottle as well. When flung, it causes 8% base damage and shatters, leaving the foe soiled with ink and thus flammable (in most cases). If the bottle is flung while on fire, it causes a burn as well.

...Nor that kind either!

Not the Unintelligible Breed!

I have now finished writing up Colias Palaeno's signature move, but I'm concerned that it may contain spoilers, and that I might have written a bit too much.

Wanna see it?

o.o

Enough nonsense, Saucyfoxman.

XD

Curse it indeed.

...I am not a nargle, thank you very much!