Oh, TvTropes <3
A funeral home called this troper's house one day to ask my father if he would be interested in prearranging his funeral, for whatever reason. He tried to be polite in declining the offer, but when they kept persisting, he finally just snapped at them.
Dad: (with sarcastic calmness) No, you don't seem to understand. I don't want to prearrange my funeral because, you see, I am never going to die. Goodbye!
They actually call Typh's house too. I know what I must do.
A funeral home called this troper's house one day to ask my father if he would be interested in prearranging his funeral, for whatever reason. He tried to be polite in declining the offer, but when they kept persisting, he finally just snapped at them.
Dad: (with sarcastic calmness) No, you don't seem to understand. I don't want to prearrange my funeral because, you see, I am never going to die. Goodbye!
They actually call Typh's house too. I know what I must do.