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Not Meowth

Not Meowth

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  • blazheirio889
    I heard what you said, but I'm a perfectionist in more ways than one and I couldn't resist :3

    That centipede one was pretty interesting :0 But the only one remotely interesting in Chinese I can think of is 'your asshole's bigger than a pineapple' or something like that.
    blazheirio889
    Well yes, but there are a decent number of REAL MEN everywhere. So you'd still get run over.

    Well, yes, that's true, except that 'cat' and 'hat' is spoken in different tones, so they sound distinctly different. And that's Mandarin, not Cantonese >:( Despite obvious facts, I am biased so I say that Cantonese is better.
    (psst and 'mao tsai li deh mao' is closer to what it really sounds like, and direct translation is 'cat in your hat', not 'cat in the hat'.)
    *smacks you upside the head* No. Just... no. It's hard enough to have a decent conversation in Chinese these days without someone jumping in and saying, "Your mom has a huge butt!" or "Go out on the streets and die!" in horribly mangled Chinese.
    blazheirio889
    I don't think men crash their cars into various obstacles. Otherwise the world would be chaos as we know it. You couldn't step out on the street without getting run over.

    English is the most widely-spoken language, so... er, yeah, it's the 'very pansiest' of all languages :D
    ORLY. ...Out of curiosity why that phrase? Most people that I know who aren't Chinese only know various swear words and insults.
    blazheirio889
    ...Well that's disappointing. I wanted to experience the euphoria of poking diamand-hard eyebrows.

    Duh, I'm not a man. *pokes gender* I'm just saying that I speak a manly language.
    blazheirio889
    IF YOU ARE NOT A MAN THEN GROW A MANLY BEARD. AND EYEBROWS THAT ARE OF THE HARDNESS OF DIAMANDS.

    Oh yes, and apparently, according to one of the suggestors, Chinese is a manly language. So ha. *hops in a random car and starts crashing into various obstacles*
    blazheirio889
    ORLY NAO. THEN WE MUST PREPARE MANWICHES.
    (takes out bacon and slabs of concrete)

    I cracked a grin at that. Oh, Kratos, you Slaking-according-to-Butterfree's-What-Pokemon-are-You-quiz
    blazheirio889
    (remind me why we're talking in allcaps again?)

    IN OTHER WORDS COFFEE ASSISTS GODOT IN CRUSHING MUGS OF LAVA IN HIS HEAD WHILST BUILDING MONSTER TRUCKS WITH HIS BARE HANDS AND BEATING TEDDY ROOSEVELT IN A LIVE BEAR-EATING CONTEST.
    blazheirio889
    AND SO ABIDING BY MY TWISTED LOGIC, COFFEE CAN BUILD MONSTER TRUCKS WITH ITS BARE HANDS AND BEAT TEDDY ROOSEVELT IN A LIVE BEAR-EATING CONTEST.

    (ignore the fact that coffee technically doesn't have hands or mouths)
    blazheirio889
    ...When I said epic, I meant that it tasted epic. In my opinion.

    But if it didn't taste epic, then why would Godot drink 17 cups of coffee in a single courtroom session?
    Lord Shyguy
    TALK SMACK ABOUT MY USERNAME?? WELL. WELL. I'LL. I'LL - I'LL BREAK YOUR INTERNET AND PRETEND IT WASN'T ME.
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