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Shemoo: Cookies. And a slice of apple pie. Oh, and one of the jewels I shed a while ago. You know, from my forehead?

Shemoo: Um, wanna box? *Gives box*

Me: Yes Weavile, I'm a vegetarian.
Shemoo: Yeah. She's always right! *hugs*

Shemoo: Sorry *pats back* here, have a cookie *hands cookie* Don't worry, it's just flour and sugar and um, other cookie ingredients.

Shemoo: Um, I'm..not sure... Would you like one? They're sweeter than average.

BUT I'M ON WEIGHT WATCHERZ

Aaaaaaaliceeeeeeee? Reply to my messages, will ya?!

Posted 3 Days ago:
She Moo: Well, it's actually de-electrified Flaafy/Mareep, but still. Have you ever tried Farfetch'd variety leeks?

I'm hungrayyy

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NO GAME IS UNHACKABLE TO SOLLUX CAPTOR

I DON'T KNOW. TRY IT OUT

:D (Pffthaha xD)

I don't know. But now you have me excited :D (*Stab in the eye with wand combo!*)

... I lost my book. Twice D: (Oh. ^^;;)

Okay. It's a start :D "Tell Angel your name is whatever you like. If you do, make sure to stick to it. We might be able to avoid confusion if you use separate names, but if either of us slip up we might be in trouble." (Yeah. xD) ... Yes. :D Echo could slip up and mention something /positive/ or really anything about Angel, and then Beauty will flip out and start crying or something.

That would work, too. xD (... That's actually very likely! x3 Maybe Aang could be Claudio or Phish?)

:| I don't use aliens now anyway. Yes, they are >;]

Silverrr

oh, ok.

^•^

Hai.

Are you busy right now?

Yeah.

OF COURSE, OBVIOUSLY THAT'S WHY THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.

THAT WOULD WORK.

:D (xD Why does your mom owe you fifty dollars?)

She's sneaky enough anyway! Do Not Mess With Headcanon! (*Ignoring Sense and Pretending It Doesn't Exist Combo!*)

It got fixed later, though. (... What?)

Um... to all of the royals, particularly her at the time? "Good, then. I'm trusting you; do not let me down. Call me Beauty normally. It's what everyone calls me. However, if you happen to get caught... call me whatever seems appropriate. If it's by Angel, say any insulting thing you like. Just do not call me by my birth name, I do not like it." (Well, it'll be less fail in-RP, hopefully. xD) Yes! But wait... is she going to have her mental breakdown before or after this? I suppose I'll just insert it whenever it feels appropriate, and then we can have the conversation with a crying, stuttering, Beauty and an unhelpful Echo.

So do I. :D Just the idea of Beauty /freaking out/ and crying and destroying her own room while Echo is just, "It's okay, Beauty... I guess..." is amazing. (Of course. YOu could wait for it to be official, or we could just play out random scenes with them inserted into them. Who's going to be Aang?)

... Yeah, but Karkat had thought of that earlier. :( It would have been so obvious. I /think/ what I chose was weird enough, but it's still sort of typical.

I couldn't have even complained. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO AWESOME

HACKERS ALWAYS KNOW

JUST REMEMBER TO EAT THE /ENTIRE BANANA/ THIS TIME.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (The most important thing is actually /getting a laptop/, though! Good luck, I suppose.)

It'd make her even more impressive! (*Ignoring Annoying Combo!*)

Katniss was the one with a broken ear. :o (No, it's my avatar person who has the cool shades. I forgot you saw them already! xD)

Oh, that makes sense. Beauty can wonder if she's a stalkerrr. "Good... if you take the stealth route then you sould try to make yourself more... inconspicuous. More blue. I'm beginning to like the apprentice, look, though... I think you should do that. Sure, your reports will be less frequent. They will be much more valuable, however. Yes, I like this idea. It will be much more helpful in the fight against Demon. I can help you with your scar; I have experience in the Beauty industry and will post likely be able to make it look /much/ more noticeable. Although, we don't want it to look fake..." With a little editing, I think it should fit nicely. :D

YES. The idea of Echo being the /Only Sane Man/ of the trio amuses me greatly. (... You should do it :D)

I can imagine that xD

... It would've. :D

HACKERS KNOW MANY THINGS

OH YES.

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I know. (*BLUH BLUH COMPLAINING COMBO!*)

... :? (YES. Read more so that I can complain about how a want a different thing of shades!)

Know her how? "Really... Well, I'm afraid if you do ~mess up~ you can't work again, correct? I can only employ you if you're useful, after all. We will need an alibi, though... how about you /hating Rafael's guts/ and wanting to know how he can stand him and me? You could become his /apprentice/, you know. I think you'd be very... authentic to Demon, considering your scar." Well, they could be unofficial ones :3

OH. WELL THEN, SHE COULD BE ME (MAI)! (That'd be hilarious. xD)

They do? Thanks! :D Everyone is playing their character really well, and it's awesome being the GM. I love Nepeta :3

... It was a strategy!

BLUH BLUH IT HAS THE SAME SOFTWARE

NO.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (D: Do you have any idea of when that will happen...?)

That does sound good. Not as good as fire engine red, though. :o (*Dodge + Wand combo!*)

Mmm. ... What, did she not have ears in canon? (HATE PLAYA!)

Okayyy :D. "Good, good... But you see, my child, that the maid is only a fallback in case we get caught. We must only talk in secure places, and the only location I truly trust is my room. Get as close to him as you can in any way possible, and then report back to me and we will work out your identity. As a fallback, I will say you are a gifted stylist, artist and maid that I found on the street. You asked me for a job and I said yes. Is this good?" So am I! :D

OF COURSE! MAYBE SHE'LL END UP BEING A STABILIZER FOR BEAUTY, TOO. SHE'S GOING TO BREAK DOWN AND CRY ONCE SHE GETS TO HER ROOM. (xD Who are you, then? Ty Lee?)

Also what do you think of my Homestuck Troll Mafia flavor text/images? Good or bad? (If you aren't reading it do it it's hilarious.)

Yeah. We actually saved you for last specifically for that reason.

COPYRIGHT THIEF! YOU'LL GET ~SUED~

When? :D Now? What's he going to say, exactly, and will he know her in advance?

WE'RE ALL GLUBBIN FISHY! I GET IT, WE'RE NAUTICALLY THEMED!!!

Then you will get eaten yourself >D

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (I hope you get your computer back soon :[)

Yes! My mental image is a bit weird but she really looks like a fox. (*Crosshairs snipe snipe snipe*)

... If her hair isn't red, I'm going to be mad. Although my interpretation is like fire engine red, so. (kekeke...)

Oh, okay. She'd probably accept, but reluctantly and she'd stress not getting caught. "Well, child... I think we may be able to come to an ~agreement~... However, I must stress the fact you must not get caught! Everytime you watch him you must have a reason, and the same for every time you report to me. We must not have an abnormal connection to each other, and we need to seem perfectly normal. What about you... being a stylist or maid? Of course the stylist would be a secret thing, because I ~obviously~ must not let anyone know my secrets. We must cover many layers of deception, dear. Lies over lies, and using those falsities to hide an identity for you that must make sense. Never shall we reveal your true self."

OKAY GOOD. :D (Yes! "I must regain my honor- I mean throne!" And Azula!Beauty... "My father loves me! /I/ was the gifted one! The one who was special!")

I'll try to incorporate that into one of my posts.

Cuuuz D: Itsh gonna eat all my cookies D: