Thanks for All the Fish

After Mr Bailey just told you how they take illicit drugs?
D:

Are we playing twenty questons?

And I ran off up the park to be with my mates, the squirrels. Dunno if you know, but squirrels- big dopeheads. Oh yeah. You watch a squirrel in the park and you think he's nibbling on a nut, no, he's actually rolling a little joint, like that.You catch their eye and they start quivering like that. HE'S RUMBLED US BOYS, UP THE TREES, UP THE TREES! FWEEEOOOOOSH

E-Mail~

And just because it's strange and silly (vvvvvvvvv)
Who is Bill Bailey? X33

Little tip for you: never do powerful hallucinogenics and go to the supermarket, right, never do that, cos you stand out. You may not think you do but you do. I thought I was just shopping but, uh, apparently I was stroking the aubergines for four and a half hours. "Haa, my little beauties! NEEEEEEEEEEEOW-duggaduggdugga NEEEEEEEEEEEOW-duggaduggdugga Get some peas as a hostage Get away from the carrot Drop the carrot Stop Wahey Whoooo." Four and a half hours like that, what a laugh. Then the manager came up and said "excuse me we're closing", and I said "look at that, what do you think (spreads out arms and legs) STARFISH new Gladiators character STARFISH", and er he just got security.

Shopping I find very stressful. I tried to buy some bin liners the other day and on the packet it said suitable for most dustbins, and I thought "well what dustbins is it not suitable for? Tall thin ones like a pipe, like that? Big wide ones made out of jelly? Big jelly ones wibbling about like jelly on a plate, wibble wobble, wibble wobble, jelly on a plate, like that, on the back of a giant pig?!". And then I realised I was saying all this out loud...

-Bill Bailey

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"Pain is an event. It happens to you, and you deal with it in whatever way you can.

And I repeat,
YOU BOOK QUOTER, YOU. O_O

OK enough spoilers ;;

YOU BOOK QUOTER, YOU. O_O

X3

I'll have 'em by then :3
But I can pass them on to you :D

Ohhhh I see. *nodnod*

Will probably get the rest one day though 8D

*is on next episode*
Musta missed it ;;

Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a treeeeeeeee

Alsoalsoalso Dr Cox was just the Grinch ^^

:D

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A drunk who drove into a treeeeeee~

"My name's not Bambi!"
"Yeah! It's SCOOTER!!!"

<3 Janitor

OHHHHH

Watched moar Scrubs today~
"I'm gonna give you a nickname."
"But I have a nickname, it's JD :s"
"I'm gonna call you... Whineyface".
x3

=3

whut