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Wargle

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  • Crazy Linoone
    *sizzle* Oh look the fire went out. Thank you, Master Wargle!

    .... Pardon me for asking, but what is Oscar doing to the Particle Beam(tm)? I am not educated enough to understand such complex engineering.
    Not Meowth
    Yeah well.

    This is a doctor holding some money.

    Crazy Linoone
    Alright, if we just wait for it to warm up a bit more....

    *zzzzzz*

    *KA-BOOM*

    Oops. At least there's no bloodstain on the ground anymore?
    Crazy Linoone
    Yes, Master Wargle! The teleporter is ready, and the Particle Beam is warming up! Should we use the teleporter to dispose of the therapist?

    Also, is this "crocodile steak" I see on the menu in anyway related to our slave?
    Crazy Linoone
    Very well. I have sent the invitation as you wished, Master Wargle. Should I prepare the table?

    Cookie! Delicious! Thank you!
    Butterfree
    Not exactly. "Endurspegla" (not "spelga") is the verb for mirroring/reflecting something. "Spegill" is the noun mirror, which you were probably thinking of.

    You don't need to romanize Icelandic; we use a Latin-derived alphabet already.
    Crazy Linoone
    Hrml. That is a good question. I suppose we can always invite that parakeet out to dinner. And let Oscar demonstrate his disembowelment techniques on -- I mean, in front of the parakeet. Yes.
    Crazy Linoone
    Nobody cares about cats. Oscar should definitely win! His skill at human disembowelment would be super helpful in surgeries and such! Think of how many lives we can save with his technique!
    Crazy Linoone
    Of course, Master Wargle. Thank you for your hospitality. *nibbles on cookies*

    I did not know that this can happen! I think Oscar has just made some great discoveries about human anatomy. He should receive the Nobel Prize for what he is doing.
    Crazy Linoone
    Here is your bucket of fries, Master Wargle. The condiments are in these packets right here. Would that be all?

    Of course, Master Wargle. I am filming it right now. I have never seen anyone take apart a person's spinal cord while still leaving the victim alive. Oscar is a most creative Ostrich.

    :3 Thank you for the cookie, great Master Wargle!
    Crazy Linoone
    Right away, Master Wargle! *pulls out butter and salt from beret* Would you like some fries with that?

    ... Is it alright to film this, Master Wargle? I think it would make a most interesting movie.
    Crazy Linoone
    Yes, Master Wargle! *pulls out fresh popcorn and soda from beret* Here you go, Master Wargle.

    ...Is it alright to assume that the therapist is screaming from happiness from hanging out with Oscar instead of pain at getting his hair ripped off?
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