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1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

696: Run around in circles screaming "THE FISH ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!" Bonus points if someone joins in.

695: Take out a bag of frozen peas, open the bag, then run up and down different aisles emptying the bag onto the floor.
 
694: Become a sausage Ninja! Use sausages as numchucks and sliced sausages as ninja stars.(from AtomicPokabu)
 
692: Return a MASSIVE amount of (unopened) food claiming that it fell on the floor.
 
690:Ambush people with broccoli
689:Runover people with children's tricycles
688:bring one of those huge balls in those basket thingies and attack someone just exiting out of a washroom
687:Rip up pokemon trading card packages to see if anything is good inside
 
685: Get training wheels for the GIANT wheels for the tricycle and run over shoppers
684: Get training wheels for the training wheels.
683: Get training wheels for the training wheels for the training wheels
(continue for 682-1: GAME OVER)
 
682: Grab a porn magazine, give it to a kid and say, "Yo! Kid! Take this and tell mommy and daddy what a good boy you are!"

Bonus points if the kid does so.
 
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681: Bring abunch of friends with you, and make sure each one has a big dog, like a really friendly German Shepard or something. When the security tells you that you can't take any of the dogs inside, let them off their leashes and shout 'WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!" and watch as the dogs run to people and tackle them down and lick them to death.

@Teacher9985: That's hilarious. XD
 
@Zangviper: LMAO.

678: D what Zangviper said, but take onions, apples, oranges, etc and when you get to the checkout counter, throw them down and say what Zangviper said to the cashier. Then stomp out angrily. :3
 
677: Walk around with a t-shirt with a cactus wearing a sign with "free hugs" written on it, and while genuinely offering yell out as loud as you can "FREE HUGS!"! Bonus points if someone says "Death to Cactuars!"!

676: Stand in the middle of the centre with a friend both of you wearing Duel Disks and have other people cosplaying as the Spirits from your Duel Monsters Cards! Bonus points for every challenge either of you get!
 
673: Run around screaming big words, like 'antidisestablishmentarianism', and throw stuff like packets of biscuits at random passers-by.
 
671: Get a group of mates together, all of you cosplaying as Snake, and randomly start generally sneaking around, hiding in boxes, holding each other up, you know, Snake-style!
 
670: Step 1: Make sure you're dressed in either blue, orange, red or pink. Step 2: Somersault, sprint and jump through all the aisles like there's no tomorrow.
 
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