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1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

669: Sit in the dressing room with your feet up so it looks like nobody's in there, then when people come in you say "Hey, I'm getting dressed in here!"
 
668: Wear a gas mask and fake scars on the back of your hand, walk up to random people, and say "Are you my mummy?", "Mummy......", and "I'm here, mummy!" in a British accent.
667: Walk up to random people and say, "So... alaquestiqueveliquinate?" and see if they know what it means.
"alaquestiqueveliquinate" was made by the Master and means "It's when you get a sonic device shoved up your butt."
 
666: Make the lives of random strangers and minimum wage-paid employees harder for the sake of sating your immature sense of humor XD ^-^

This topic is horrible.
 
665: Gather some followers and summon the Darkling Pikacthulhu.

And maybe a few Pichus.
 
Dar said:
660: Wear a gas mask and say "Are you my mummy?" See who gets it.
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I already kind of said that :P
659: Do the Harlem Shake!
658: Stand on a shelf or something and throw cricket balls at people. Bring a cricket bat to hit the balls with for added LOLZ
 
657: Choreograph an American Civil War reenactment between the 2% milk Union and the skim milk Confederacy.

656: Ascend the mountain of canned goods on display and plant your country's flag at the summit. Bonus points if you bring your own alphorn.

655: Collect all the wheat and wheat by-products you find and arrange them into a little replica of Machu Picchu

654: Arrange the fresh produce into concentric pentagons and chant at the top of your lungs to summon Cornthulu, the Destroyer.
 
Wear nothing but an extremely realistic Bill Clinton mask and a Speedo, and shout "Help! Hillary wants to kill me!" in your best impersonation of said former president.
 
648: Whisper seductively into the seafood preparer guy's ear...

I heard you like Basculin.
 
^ All this time i played this game wrong... :P i thought the title said what NOT to do.

647 Smile at strangers :)
 
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