Animal Crossing: New Horizons Mafia

[Bluwiikoon]

So meeeaaan!!!

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

hmmm hey wait one sec what are the chances he rolled jester and is playing really fucking suspicious on purpose

 

[Bluwiikoon]

If I am actually mafia you have full permission to coffin dance my entire ass

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

god can i kill blu a second time for that

 

[Bluwiikoon]

I will also accept Viking funerals! Or, simply launching my corpse into the ocean and letting nature handle the rest

 

[Von Fu]

hmmm hey wait one sec what are the chances he rolled jester and is playing really fucking suspicious on purpose

jester? that role doesn't get used over alien like ever fwiw, at least not on this forum

it'd be too OP

 

[Bluwiikoon]

Pietro does exist though!! Most powerful villager

 

[Von Fu]

and unless a vig wants to say otherwise i think there's no way blu could be an activated alien, what with the kill last night

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

i'm talking TOS jester, the one who wins on a lynch but doesn't end the game

just haunts someone into suicide

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

Pietro does exist though!! Most powerful villager

wrong type of clown, genius. i'm an expert on clown morphology

 

[Redstrykephoenix]

jesters are more closely related to harlequins than to the common circus clown

 

[Von Fu]

Pietro does exist though!! Most powerful villager

I thought you were Orville

if you're trying to be like "oh but a jester could exist!" after being on the chopping block that's like textbook rookie scum play

 

[Von Fu]

i'm talking TOS jester, the one who wins on a lynch but doesn't end the game

just haunts someone into suicide

ehhhhh

this possibility wouldn't stop me from yeeting blu and i don't think it's really worth discussing

 

[Bluwiikoon]

Pietro does exist though!! Most powerful villager

I thought you were Orville

if you're trying to be like "oh but a jester could exist!" after being on the chopping block that's like textbook rookie scum play

Not my intent, fam! I'm fully Orville, but I just wanted to chip in that I think a Jester could make sense in this game flavorwise

 

[Bluwiikoon]

I know I'm just kinda stuck on the chopping block until MP7 either saves me or condemns me so like... I'm not sure what else you'd want me to do here!

 

[Bluwiikoon]

Speaking of chopping blocks... dodo stew, anyone?

 

[Bluwiikoon]

Can you imagine how hard wolfchat would be cringing and yelling at me if I were actually mafia holy shit

 

[Von Fu]

yeah i'm gonna just wait until @M Plus 7 either confirms or denies being taken on a trip

 

[Bluwiikoon]

 

[Von Fu]

@Bluwiikoon would your role tell the person that you took them on a tour, or just that they were taken on a tour?