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Are you a virgin?

Are you a virgin?

  • Yes

    Votes: 228 87.7%

  • No

    Votes: 32 12.3%
  • Total voters
    260
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Hell yeah, I'm a virgin.

If you're not a virgin you suck

(not literally of course)
 
Yes.

I know someone's gonna come in with a smartass remark about what this proves about TCoDers. >.>

EDIT: yeah Dezzuu did it while I was posting
 
Yes...

When I was little, I thought it meant pregnant...cuz of the Virgin Mary and all that. When asked, I would say no...and I wondered why all the kids laughed at me.
 
Ruffledfeathers said:
Yes...

When I was little, I thought it meant pregnant...cuz of the Virgin Mary and all that. When asked, I would say no...and I wondered why all the kids laughed at me.
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When I was little (okay, not really little, like eleven) I thought that it meant "not married" because I read the following exchange in a novel:

weird lady: "I need the blood of you virgins."
person A: "Why is that lady calling me a virgin? I'm not a girl!"
person B: "You don't have to be a girl to be a virgin, it just means that you're not married."

so I would get in this sort of discussion all the time:

friend A: Did you hear? Tom stood up in the middle of math class and shouted "I DON'T WANNA BE A FORTY-YEAR OLD VIRGIN" and the teacher just laughed and didn't even care*.
friend B: Wow he didn't even get in trouble?
friend A: No.
me: Wait, why would he get in trouble?
friend A: Do you know what that word means?
me: What, "virgin"? It means "not married".
friend A: No, it means something else, in a sexual way...
me: No it doesn't! I'm one hundred percent sure, it just means not married.
friend B: You're wrong.
me: (thinking that this is one of those situations where my classmates believe silly rumors and I don't) No, you're wrong. I'm absolutely positive.
friend A+B: *snicker at my naiveté*

so, in short, fuck that book for making me look like an idiot in front of my friends :(


*this really happened
 
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