asb pokemon profiles!

[sanderidge]

there's a sign still nailed to a wall somewhere in asber that reads "profile thread", but a new door has appeared beside it - there shouldn't be space for a door, but there is, and a room behind it too. inside there's a mess of jars lining the walls, holding pens, pencils, feather quills, and bright orange ink (other colors not provided). stacks of paper mark the corners, and pre-pinned corkboards around the room mark places to put the paper. there is curiously nowhere to sit or write, characteristic of the scatterbrained individual who might've imagined this incarnation of the place. oh well.

this is a place for little blurbs, profiles, or bios for your asb pokemon! maybe it will make writing pokemon easier for refs. (maybe it will make it harder for them!) anyway, i found doing this lots of fun. maybe it will be fun for you too!

 

[Sandstone-Shadow]

On the wall just beyond the reach of the door is a small stack of papers that's been stolen from the rest of the piles. It's honestly really in the way, and anyone opening the door into the room runs the risk of either stepping all over the hoarded papers or whacking the door into the person putting them up. Hopefully she'll be done soon so everyone else can walk into the room without hitting someone.

Spoiler: space for team posters goes here

...what? there's not even anything here yet? why is this person still standing practically in the doorway??

...just kidding there is something here now but I want to keep the message

Spoiler: the team

Pertina the female Horsea
Has a tendency to rage about. She fully intends to be the leader of the team and does not even entertain the idea of giving up her first spot in the lineup. She's super adorable right now as a Horsea and kind of resents it. Can't wait to be a Kingdra.

Sana the female Ivysaur
Is thinking she wants to evolve again, but isn't quite sure? Maybe she just likes being an Ivysaur. Watches out for Pertina, and isn't too afraid of letting it show (even though it definitely annoys Pertina).

Nefi the female Fennekin

Venus the female Litwick

Dolon the male Gastly

Itero the male Wooper
Playful and energetic! Really wants to evolve but is having a lot of fun in the meantime, so he's not in a big rush.

Obsidian the male Murkrow

Draka the female Larvitar

Psyfox the male Kadabra
Has seen chaos and has, somewhat consciously, somewhat unconsciously, let it bleed into his soul. He's very calm and doesn't speak much, but when he does, it leaves you feeling just a little unsettled.

apprentice cheep cheep the female Oricorio

Valiance the male Pidgey
Reincarnated from the original team long ago. He used to be second in command, until he saw his leader, Kyrii the Cyndaquil, traded away from him. Bereft, he assumed command, but there wasn't much activity to be had for himself and Agate and the replacement Fire-type, Feirno the Vulpix. He's happy to have Agate rejoin the team and is still waiting for Kyrii. Unclear how he feels about Pertina leading this team.

Ursoula the female Chinchou
Almost got to see battle! Honestly she's a little nervous.

Xyan the male Natu
Kind of thinks he's an owl.

Vivian the female Eevee

Churain the male Zubat
Feels a little left out, honestly. He wonders if he really has a place on the team and is pretty eager to prove himself.

Zaeda the female Sneasel

Murphy the female Misdreavus

Djrago-ness the female Jangmo-o

Agate the female Sableye
While happy to see Valiance again, she's also pretty eager to get to know the rest of the team, unlike him. She's curious about Psyfox but hasn't gotten up the courage to speak to him yet.

Enchantress the female Litwick

Bosh the male Relicanth
Might be more interested in exploring alien civilizations than battling, to be honest.

 

[I liek Squirtles]

"ILS" is finger painted in orange on a jar on the top shelf. Inside, a sheaf of papers is carefully placed.

Spoiler: the bois, the goils, and the noither

-work in progress, check back soon!

 

[Flora]

A corkboard in the corner has slowly, sloooowly, been overtaken with papers; mostly doodles of varying sources, flowers and Pokémon and a growing collection of dwarves (well, the same dwarf, but you get it), but a few papers have actual information on them.

Spoiler: information, you say?

[hide=team] Douglas (M)
-very much the starter, very proud of it. Will fight you, even though he's never been in a battle in his life.

Sayuri (F)
-ever the elegant lady, will (reluctantly) fight. Is very disappointed that her trainer has yet to enroll her in a proper beauty contest.

Isolde (F)
-pretty chipper, but sweet, just as she would presumably taste. I mean what.

Mariana (F)
-hotheaded, definitely. will also Fight You. does have a soft spot for the babies.

Potato (M)
-tiny! still a baby, still confused at the world, but learning quickly. Mariana is helping.

Squirt (F) (average size)
-a bit of a prankster; Kyu is a bad influence. mostly hangs out with the babies in her downtime.

Kyu (F)
-OH GOD the biggest troublemaker of the main crew. CONSTANTLY causing mischief. Kyu pls.

Prince Fluffybutt (M)
-the elegant prince to Sayuri's elegant lady. he is Above This. he is pretending that battling isn't fun.

Frisk (M)
-very curious, very excitable, very friendly. be his friend.

Joydancers Don't Cry (F)
-but does Joydancers Don't Cry cry??? yes. often.

Spoiler: the box

Bambina St. Dreams Come True (F)
-she's just happy to be here

Not a Luvdisc (F)
-tries very hard to make people think she's a luvdisc. is not a luvdisc.

Cherry Mristmas! (F)
-Cherry for short! she wants to be elegant but she's still so wobbly....

Paddington (M)
-basically a teddy bear. loves cuddles.

Gossypium (F)
-collects flowers. a lot of flowers. oh god so many flowers.

(all shiny) LHIRA'S, FUCKING and BLUE (ALL F)
-they're starting a psyduck gang. i'm afraid

bousnwert (F)
-if she could talk, she'd have a lisp. very shy. yeth hi it ith her, bouthnwert.[/hide]

 

[Keldeo]

A single sheet of paper pinned to a corner corkboard is covered in small writing, with some lines sideways or in the margins - apparently increasingly cramped as the writer went on.

Spoiler: name references, etc.

• Eris: The Greek goddess of strife and discord.
• Vesper: A large, widely distributed family of bats, aka evening bats (Vespertilionidae.)
• Tollah: "Worm" in Hebrew.
• Supersmile Tommy: 2006-07 Best Russian Blue Alter.
• Rhyme: A Player character in the Reapers' Game, from The World Ends With You.
• Kiel: A sword dancer who joins the army, from Radiant Historia.
• Airplane Baguette: A baguette that is also an airplane.
• Lover Man, Ole! Ole!: 2010-2011 9th Best Solid Kitten.
• Luke Atmey: A so-called Ace Detective, from the Ace Attorney series.
• Toriel: A motherly goat, from Undertale.
• Maya Fey: A spirit medium and legal co-counsel, from the Ace Attorney series.
• Tule: A North American sedge, the namesake for a type of fog in California's Central Valley. Pronounced too-lee (/ˈtuːliː/).
• Névé: A young, granular type of snow. Pronounced nay-vay (/neɪˈveɪ/).
• Emily Kaldwin: A protagonist and player character in Dishonored 2.
• Chrysso: A genus of tangle-web spiders.
• Ellie Black: A Canadian Olympic gymnast.
• Pallas: An epithet of Athena, associated with the owl.
• Juno: Queen of the Roman gods, associated with marriage and sometimes the moon.
• Paris: A Trojan prince who started the Trojan War.
• Tybalt Capulet: An antagonist in Romeo and Juliet, called the Prince of Cats.
• Bayes: An 18th-century mathematician, the namesake for a theorem in probability theory.
• Xestia: A genus of moths known as clays, darts, or rustics.
• Cozy Let's Get Rocked: 2016-17 4th Best Himalayan in Championship.
• Ochotona: The genus of pikas, a rabbit-like mammal.
• Aht: A playable character from Radiant Historia. Also, the best.

(More to be added, hopefully!)

 

[Eifie]

Featured prominently on each of the corkboards is a poster emblazoned with a Sliggoo's noble image: King Tassorosso in a bold pose — naked, save a scale in one hand and a sword in the other. And at his feet is scrawled the kingdom's new recruiting motto: "Tassorosso Wants You!"*

Beneath one of the posters is a sheet entitled "Boo Foo Woo Kingdom Census, 2017."

Spoiler: census

The King
Steadfast ruler of our nation. Undecided as to whether Boo Foo Woo is a kingdom or a martial art.


The Plastics
The most popular, richest, cutest, and most adored. Everybody wants to be them.


The Junior Plastics
Good friends who have actually seen battle.


The Neglected
Too many to list.

Horror
Disgusting.

*reference