ASK MILEY CYRUS

[Tailsy]

No, I'm completely serious.

I'm famous and on the Disney Channel, yo, so you should ask me cool things.
Nick Jonas can fuck off, he's a curly-haired gimp. Any questions involving him will be burned in a large fire of dying puppies

because I can order shit like that to happen.

|D~ Go! Ask me things, lowly mortals!

PS: Miley Cyrus does not get sued. If she doesn't answer your question it's because you need to change clothes and use deodorant, dickweed.

 

[Music Dragon]

Hey Miley. Come here often?

 

[Tailsy]

Often.
Bet you never knew I liked playing video games, right?

 

[John]

OMFG I LOVE MILEY CYRUS.
(sarcasm ftw)

Uhhh. What kind of deoderant do YOU use?

 

[octobr]

HOW ARE YOU SO COOL!

 

[Vyraura]

Can you be an hero please?

 

[Tailsy]

John: Learn to spell 'deodorant' and I'll tell you. ♥

Verne: I'm fucking special. ♥

Vyraura: Only if you go first. ♥

 

[Zeph]

OMG MILLEEEEY! CAN YOU SING US ONE OF YOUR SONGS?

 

[Music Dragon]

Milley?

 

[Tailsy]

Zephyrous Castform: You're going to need to pay a large sum of USD for that dollface. ♥

Music Dragon: Mmm, close enough, I suppose. ♥ Better than 'Destiny'.

 

[Phoenixsong]

What kind of fires would you burn the other Jonas brothers in, out of curiosity?

 

[Espeon]

Attack!?

 

[Tailsy]

Kratos Aurion: The other ones are fine. ♥ Their fires will be made out of rainbows and fluffy puppies.

Espeon: Defence??

 

[Zeph]

I HAFF NO USD THOOOOUGH!!1!TWO! PLEEEASE MILEEEEY! SING ME THAT SONG, YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE YOU SOUND LIKE A BEAVER!

 

[o_O]

Miley: Demi or Selena?
XD

 

[Espeon]

So, Miley Fuckin' Cyrus. How many little kids have bounded up to you and decided they want your underwear?

 

[octobr]

Can I have your babies. :c This is a big step for me, I'm in vagina denial.

 

[Tailsy]

Zephyrous Castform: Your death will be slow and painful. Have fun. ♥

o_O: What is that in relation to?

Espeon: At least seventy-four. Not that I've been counting. ♥

Verne: Of course, babydoll! ♥

 

[o_O]

I meant whether you like Demi more or Selena more.

And why did you send Nick Jonas pictures of you in the shower while wearing a white shirt on your iPhone which someone inevitably found?

 

[Vyraura]

And why is it on the internets?