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Bumbletrek

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You are Ralph Tonsan. You're very self-conscious about your HEIGHT, but you don't let it get to you very often. You occasionally get into arguments with your NEIGHBORS, but in general you sort of keep to yourself and enjoy FILMS AND SUCH. You just woke up from apparently falling asleep in your broom closet, and you cannot fathom what happened to cause that.


You're a bit worried about all of this.



(Preface commands for Jimmy with JL: and commands for Ralph with RT: .

eg. JL: Pet Capybara or RT: Break Desk)​
 
JL:Pet CB / Swing at Cyclops
(Editor's note: You don't have to command for both at once, by the by.)

No time for that now. You have to be ready to fight this tough customer.


You take a few hearty swings at the CYCLOPS.

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RT: Pet CB / Take all the popcorn and inspect lump crate

You don't know anyone named CB. In addition, all that popcorn is surely STALE by now. Disgusting.

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You love LUMPSMITHING. You usually keep the rest of your LUMPS in your LUMP VAULT so you can organize them- it's with all your LUMPSMITH APPLIANCES.

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JL: throw capy barfa at the cyclops's eye.


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JL is unconscious!​
 
RT: Take popcorn for later blending and go to LUMP VAULT



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You gaffle your STALE POPCORN and head over to LUMP CORNER ALPHA.

Your LUMP VAULT connects to your TIER 3 LUMP OVEN AND DISHWASHER, as well as your OTHER LUMP CONTRAPTIONS. It has a TIER 2 BLENDER NODE which automatically blends items and puts them into the LUMP VAULT for storage and organization. All you have to do is type in which lumps go to what machine, and the lumps will be piped to that machine and automatically SMITHED! You have to go and pick up the output, though.​
 
JL: Wake up.


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He's really down for the count!



RT:blend all the popcorn

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The lumps were automatically added to the LUMP VAULT. The display describes CORN LUMPS, MILK LUMPS and SODIUM CHLORIDE LUMPS.
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RT: Ovenize the corn and milk lumps


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You punch in the COMMAND on the LUMP VAULT and walk over to the OVEN.


You got a FISTFUL OF CREAMED CORN.


You add it to your inventory, I guess.​
 
RT: Check Inventory (and nothing else)

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You check your inventory. Oh god why the fuck do you have all these SHARDS OF GLASS.


You also have a few MISCELLANEOUS UPGRADE CARTRIDGES and your GUN.

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