Bumbletrek

[I liek Squirtles]

Jam CAPY RABIES VACCINE into appropriate orifice or vein

 

[RNP]

You jam the VACCINE in your leg. Your CAPY RABIES is cured, and you are hereafter immune to its effects. You turn to leave.


...

Then you remember... that MONSTROUS CAPY was no slouch, and he had a buddy, too, that FIENDISH WHATCHAMACALLIT. Its FIENDISH ANCESTRY probably makes it an EVEN HEARTIER SON OF A BITCH, and you don't think he'll fall to your CRATE... the MONSTROUS CAPY only fell due to its low BUSTLE STAT. In addition, if those two monsters are around, it's safe to assume other monsters will be rampant, with FRACASES GALORE.


You might want to BLEND some stuff. You look at your LUMP DISHWASHER. You use this to make weapons.


The same combination of LUMPS yields different PRODUCTS from different LUMP MACHINES. The LUMP OVEN is usually used for consumable items, while the LUMP DISHWASHER is used for armaments. Other LUMP MACHINES exist, but you do not have easy access.


You can make some really interesting stuff with the right combination of LUMPS; however, after crafting something with lumps, if you blend it, you CANNOT USE THOSE LUMPS IN THAT MACHINE AGAIN. If you were to make a hammer in your LUMP DISHWASHER, and you BLENDED it, you would not be able to use the resulting LUMPS in the LUMP DISHWASHER; only in OTHER LUMP MACHINES.

Think hard about what you choose to LUMPSMITH.​

 

[I liek Squirtles]

Search the kitchen to see if there are any lump recipe books.

 

[RNP]

All that you really keep in your kitchen is food, but you quickly step over to your BOOKSHELF and find a few OWNERS' MANUALS. Only problem is that each one only really has two pages in English, but it's better than nothing.

You also GATHER UP SOME SHIT YOU REALLY DON'T NEED OR WANT which you may use to BLEND.

Namely, a BOOTLEG GAME CART, a CHAIR, a MECHANICAL DUCK, a LAMP, and a BOWL OF SOMETHING ROTTEN.

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[I liek Squirtles]

Put the rotten thing in the blender to get some lumps

 

[RNP]

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[I liek Squirtles]

Put the smashing, metal, and wood lumps in the oven, and bake til toasty

 

[RNP]

1x METAL LUMP
1x WOOD LUMP
1x SMASHING LUMP


You made: WIMPY HAMMER-TYPE WARD


When deployed, this creates a field which increases the damage of your HAMMERS and decreases the damage of others' HAMMERS.​

 

[Stryke]

Blend all the owners manuals

 

[RNP]

You read over them a few times to memorize them and toss them in the blender.

It looks like blending multiples of the same thing at once has a chance to net you some BONUS LUMPS.


So that's how you found enough NOSTRIL LUMPS to make your NOSTRIL NODE.​

 

[I liek Squirtles]

Ovenize metal+steel+cold lumps.

 

[RNP]

You have no STEEL LUMPS.



METAL LUMP x1 +
COLD LUMP x1 =
COLD CHUNK OF METAL



It would also appear that not all combinations of lumps are useful.


You RE-BLEND the COLD CHUNK OF METAL, recieving OVEN-DEPLETED COLD and METAL LUMPS x1​

 

[Eifie]

can we hit the gym yet

 

[I liek Squirtles]

Search for lump dishwasher, if available

 

[RNP]

Ah, yes, the GYM. You head out to your FOYER, to try and leave the front door.

There is a TECHNICOLOR LUMP CYCLOPS here.


You run back inside and close the door.

You have been standing to the left of your LUMP DISHWASHER this whole time.
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[I liek Squirtles]

Dishwash cold, metal, and wooden lumps in it.

 

[RNP]

OVEN-DEPLETED COLD LUMP x1
OVEN-DEPLETED METAL LUMP x1
WOODEN LUMP x1

This weapon does a bit of both SMASHING and CLUBBING DAMAGE. In addition, it can shoot COLD BURSTS every once in a while, plus does some COLD DAMAGE on a hit. It's not as big as a regular staff, but it's still a good self-defense weapon. It is a two-handed weapon.

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[Cynder]

equip staff

 

[I liek Squirtles]

Oh this is dope
Equip that bad boy and smack some sense into the lump goblin

 

[RNP]

You equip your staff and get ready to KICK SOME MAJOR ASS.

You are now this guy.
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