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I'm sorry, I don't know how to prepare a three part instructional program, specifically oriented at capybaras, regarding the unlocking of traditional door locks using a standard set of keys.​
 
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You USE the KEYS on the DOOR.



You are in the kitchen.​
 
Wash CB off in the sink, as we do not have immediate access to a bathtub.
 
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You grab the SINK HOSE and spray CAPY BARFA.



He expresses AUGH FUCK.​
 
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You give him a hug.



You catch CAPY RABIES. It is a lethal form of rabies whose cure is shrouded in mystery.​
 
do not give up

find the computer room and look up capy rabies
 
Manually PURGE the CAPY RABIES from your immune system via the force of SHEER WILLPOWER
 



Your BEEF STAT is not high enough to do ANY OF THOSE CURES.



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You check your COMPUTER in your LIVING ROOM.



Shit. The INTERNET is down.




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You consult your bookshelf. You do not find a book on CAPY RABIES, but you do find a SELF-HELP BOOK you really want to read.


You add it to your inventory.​
 
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Now is no time to panic! You're already feeling stressed out!


You don't even want to LOOK at your TENSION METER. It'd just stress you out more!



You really need a way to calm down!​
 
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You walk back to your kitchen and open up your SELF-HELP BOOK. Hopefully this will help you calm down.


You really don't think inhaling more PATHOGENS is a good idea. And thinking about CAPYS will probably speed the infection along.


You flip to a random page and start reading.



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This is hard to read, but you can just barely make it out. Your STRESS reduces a good bit.​
 
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