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Bumbletrek

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Nuh uh. This coffee is too good to spare even a drop of. Nonetheless, you shriek like a cretin, just for the hell of it.


As you suspected, your INVENTORY allows you to hold 16 items, not 12, when sober. In addition, your PERSONAGE INTERFACE and LUMP CRATE have opened up.


Your name? That's an easy one; it's Jimmy Larkon.


Huh. You should maybe check out that noise coming from your EXPANSIVE MUDROOM, that's probably the motherfucker who spilled your coffee.​
 
uh, no. first we must test the waters

hurl the capybara HEADFIRST into the EXPANSIVE MUDROOM
 
what! that capybara is your friend, you can't do that! hurl YOURSELF headfirst (but holding the capybara, a friend) into the EXPANSIVE MUDROOM
 
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Capybaras are pretty heavy, at least for you, considering you haven't hit the gym in a few months.


You pass by the LUMP BLENDER on your way to the mudroom. This probably has no signifigance whatsoever.


Nonetheless, it seems as if the STICK-LEGGED CAPY was going to follow you into the room anyways. You smash your other BOTTLE in anticipation of some sort of FRACAS. You equip it.

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Oh, shit. A MONSTROUS CAPYBARA is here, being a general disturbance and kinda fucking up your decor.

Something also tells you this thing is hostile. Maybe the fact that it's staring at you and drooling.

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distract the MONSTROUS CAPYBARA with your LUMP BLENDER while you and STICK-LEGGED CAPY run away to the gym
 
You get ready to make a break for it, to the gym to PUMP IRON.

A CRABBISH BULLISH FIENDISH CAPYCHIMERA sneaks up and locks the door.

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You're really sick and tired of these mischievous rodents. At least the ones that aren't taking hits for you.

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Speaking of which, while you were both distracted by the sound of the door locking, the MONSTROUS CAPYBARA chomped down on STICK-LEGGED CAPYBARA.


You guess that's just another weird nature fact, because you have no idea of knowing whether capybaras are cannibalistic or not.​
 
charge straight at the monstrous capybara while yelling a war cry and swinging your broken bottle above your head.
 
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STICK-LEGGED CAPY is still alive, but whatever. You leap up and do a DOWNWARD SHANK TECHNIQUE on the MONSTROUS CAPYBARA. STICK-LEGGED CAPY does a FRONT-LEG ANKLE BITE.




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That was your CURRENTLY MOST ADVANCED SHANK TECH, and this hearty son of a bitch is still standing.


What now, smart guy?​
 
pick up STICK-LEGGED CAPY and VAULT over the MONSTROUS CAPYBARA so you can escape behind it while it tries to turn around
 
The CAPY is still too heavy for you. Your BEEF stat is still way too low.


However... VAULT... over...



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You LEAP over the MONSTROUS CAPYBARA.



While you're leaping, you drop your entire LUMP CRATE.






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The MONSTROUS CAPYBARA is slain.


You reap the rewards.



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JL GAINED A LEVEL!

BEEF +10
BUSTLE +20
BRAINS + 2


JL GAINED A NEW SHANKTECH: EYE STAB


JL GAINED A NEW CRATE TECH: CRATE LAUNCH


STICK-LEGGED CAPY GAINED A LEVEL!


FLUFF + 5
FIGHT + 7
FLIGHT +1




STICK-LEGGED CAPY GAINED A NEW GNAW GRADE: CHOMP CHUMP



STICK-LEGGED CAPY AND JL GAINED A WAVELENGTH LEVEL!

FAMILIAR ABILITY UNLOCKED: CAPY TOSS



STICK-LEGGED CAPY CAN NOW BE NAMED!
STICK LEGGED CAPY CAN NOW COMMUNICATE EMOTIONS!


MONSTROUS CAPYBARA DROPPED: MUDROOM KEYS

MONSTROUS CAPYBARA DROPPED: LARGE SNOUT


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