Calvinball Mafia

[DarkAura]

(okay, just pretend I removed the bolded blazhy)

Might as well say that I made you into a bodyguard the night before, ILS. I thought it'd be funny... and it totally was. *high fives a velociraptor and skateboards away*

But I don't blame whoever wanted to reveal you. You know, since every time you were mafia, you claimed bodyguard. Someone probably wanted to make sure you weren't trying that again.

 

[I liek Squirtles]

cmon guys that was just twice

in a very short time span but I
digress

what's up with the whole do not woof me a woof alligates
does it mean do not give me a condition or
what

poetry is fun

 

[Eifie]

what's up with the whole do not woof me a woof alligates
does it mean do not give me a condition or
what

No, it means "do not woof me a woof". OBV.

I really meant to post something useful tonight but I'm like dead on my feet right now. :(. :(. woof. I've kind of lost track of who has done what, so there's also that.

Umm, I highly doubt the lie detector can be used to confirm statements that DarkAura doesn't actually know the truth value of. But I think Light said something to that effect.

woof, perhaps more if I wake up bored at 3 am.

 

[Mai]

1. Mai - Innocent, if lie detector is correct.
2. Superbird - Unknown alignment. Dead. Slipped up d1.
3. RespectTheBlade - Innocent (I inspected him with my proposal n1.)
4. blazheirio889 - Exists.
5. Wargle - Maaaybe innocent. Dead. Heart complication d2. Probably a mafia kill to dodge docs.
6. Eifie - PUPPIES
7. DarkAura - Innocent, if lie detector is correct.
8. I liek Squirtles - Innocent (I inspected him with my proposal n2.)
9. Alligates - I know I'm innocent, but a mafia would say the same.
10. Aletheia - Inactive since the tenth, so dead weight unless that changes.
11. Phantom - Mafia. Dead. Lynched day two.
12. Metallica Fanboy - Innocent. Alive. Killed day two by DA, but revived by Mai. Totally part of the game.

I think your list is too complex;
The categories are thorough, but comprehension wrecks.

Confirmed mafia: Phantom.
Unconfirmed: Superbird, blazhy, Wargle, Eifie, Aletheia.
Confirmed innocent: Mai, DA, MF, ILS, RTB.
Strikethrough denotes dead, italics denotes inactive.

Here's my own version;
Hopefully this was a helpful excursion.

I think it would be more than okay,
To kill and make a lynch today.
Due to our low deaths,
And how almost all of us still take breaths,
I would guess our mafia is inactive,
As a possibility it sounds attractive.

Also, everyone should be posting in rhyme!
All of you. Every time.

Eifie: if you are confused and want some advice,
Alligates's summary posts should suffice.

 

[Mai]

Confirmed mafia: Phantom.
Unconfirmed: Superbird, blazhy, Wargle, Eifie, Aletheia.
Confirmed innocent: Mai, DA, MF, ILS, RTB.
Strikethrough denotes dead, underlined denotes inactive.

I realized that italics do not show in quotes,
So here's an update. And some goats:

Spoiler: goats

And if smaller animals were what you expected when you unhid,
Then here's an additional baby goat, a kid:

Spoiler: kid

 

[DarkAura]

Umm, I highly doubt the lie detector can be used to confirm statements that DarkAura doesn't actually know the truth value of. But I think Light said something to that effect.

excuse you, i happen to know everything about anything and something [/shot]

Seriously though, you do make a good point.

The lie detector detects lies that even I don't know
And Cleffa are the first cousins to crows

 

[I liek Squirtles]

If we keep using the lie detector, the game becomes boring,
I'll have to tap out, though, I have to get snoring. :(

But a piece of advice, before I depart:
the activity levels tell the two sides apart.

 

[DarkAura]

If we keep using the lie detector, the game becomes boring,

well excuse me for wanting to win. >:(

So, unless someone's lying, that means that RTB and blazhy are the only ones who didn't send in a proposal, and with the lack-ish-ness of deaths...

Wait, why did Wargle drop dead? Did anyone have an anonymous kill or something? I think that's a think, right??

 

[Eifie]

Aww, we already figured out all the proposals... I wanted to fill in the woofs :(

Okay, so none of the proposals sound very mafia-like, do they? (Except maybe the dead players one, but we already had ILS confirmed innocent). And if somebody was lying about one of the proposals being theirs, the person who actually sent it in could easily correct them, so I guess that probably wouldn't happen.

That leaves RtB, blazhy, and the one I can't spell or check the spelling of because I'm on mobile (used to be SomeGuy). So... blazhy, why didn't you send in a proposal? Or why isn't a proposal from you up there, if you did send one in, I dunno. Sure seems weird, since I don't think inactivity is ever a problem for you.

 

[Keldeo]

Rhyming seems fun, so I'll give it a try.
However, don't expect me to rhyme well and fly.
"Do not woof me a woof"'s about my suggestion night zero;
I'm interested in hearing from blazheirio.

There is no proof that she is town or not town,
But it seems strange that she would not write down
A proposal last night. Speaking of those,
Squirtles asks, "Why me?" to my inspection proposed,

And to that I say "RNG", for it was true my instrument:
I randomized everyone I thought maybe weren't "innocent".
Now, though, I see that you really aren't scum,
And sooner or later by elimination we will have won.

(Pressing me about that n0 submission
Won't be necessary; I'll give it of my own volition:
It was to give me each night a name, you see,
With an 87.5% chance of not being guilty.)

I believe that Wargle's death was a scum play
To bypass night heals by being at the end of the day.
Because of this, I also think Wargle could be
"Probably innocent", but there is no proof, so I don't know.

Superbird could also be said
To be "innocent!", although he is now dead.
This is because three mafia would be quite parti pris:
The first night, they could each kill one and win three-to-three.

Because of this, in my mind there are only two
And since Phantom's dead, one left to be slew.
I was also fairly sure that RtB was quite active
But now that I check, he does seem to be passive.

That gives a total of two for those who're dead weight.
Who should we lynch, or should we leave it to fate?
But fate did bad things (see Shakespeare! Don't be a grinch.)
Unconfirmed: Eifie and blazhy - one of these we should lynch.

Quatrains are cool, but this post's getting long.
To recap, I randomized, theorized (though they may be wrong)
And to Eifie and blazheirio889,
Are you mafia, or are you fine?

 

[Light]

System Message woof.

 

[blazheirio889]

You can probably tell I'm not being very active. Honestly I didn't send in a proposal because I just didn't feel like it :/ I'm not really feeling this game, sadly (not because of concept, but probably because I've been feeling lethargic as of late. It's not you, game, it's me)

 

[Eifie]

My puppy proposals are very sneaky, evil, chaotic, and mafia-like, amirite?

 

[Mai]

I wouldn't say blazhy or Eifie are wrong;
Blazhy put a lie detector and on Phantom rang the gong,
And while Eifie has been less helpful with her proposals, I think the chances are long.
For those we've pronounced dead weight, I think the likeliness of a mafia is strong.

We have only seen one possible mafia kill,
So, unless the mafia have a creative (and merciful) will,
Letting their proposals truly not be run-of-the-mill,
I think inactive mafia fits the bill.

Therefore, I propose we lynch Aletheia or RTB;
What happens when either of them die, we'll see.
RTB has already been "confirmed" innocent, I know,
But considering DA's lack of knowledge, that might've been just a show.

If someone plans to take the lie detector, however, put it on Eifie,
At least, that's what I plea.

 

[RespectTheBlade]

By now I feel that I should make a post
Because I've been inactive as can be.
And now I'm back, and thus, I see that most
Have turned their pleas right into poetry.

I am surprised I have not drawn more thought,
But unfortunately the news is true.
I'm innocent aligned- evil I'm not.
As for proposals, now I will tell you-

I have not made one for the past two nights
Instead, I've been watching TSG's stream.
It was a failing of my future sights,
I now know 12 is later than it seems.

Although I fear my verse is a bit rough
A sonnet, five iambs, is good enough.

 

[I liek Squirtles]

Assuming DA was completely right,
That she did not add any other addendums at night,
I will vote Aletheia, because, you see,
I am as sure about this as two and one make three.

As I said earlier, and I quote,
"A piece of advice before I depart,
the activity levels tell the two sides apart,"
Therefore Aletheia will get my vote.

I know my rhyming is shaky,
But hey, at least I'm not being flaky.

 

[Eifie]

I reaaaaaally doubt that RtB was actually cleared by the lie detector. But voting for Aletheia sounds cool.

 

[Keldeo]

RtB mayn't've been cleared by the detector, about
My inspection n1 cleared him of any doubt.
Since blazhy's and Eifie's testimonials don't make me wary
I'm going to vote Aletheia, like every Tom Dick and Harry.

If she isn't mafia, we can all propose
Some sort of inspection of those
Who're now unconfirmed. This is my plan, at least
That I'll carry out after our victim's deceased.

But redirecting the lie detector; that surely won't work.
Remember? DarkAura's proposal still lurks:

... and make any other attempts to influence or reredirect the lie detector invalid.

And since she did not specify any timeframe,
We can assume that it's still the same.

That is, reredirecting the detector isn't an option.
For now, let's see where the lynch goes at day's stopping
And from that, base our proposals tonight.
If anyone has objections, speak up!, I invite.

 

[RespectTheBlade]

This rhyme'll be quick, my creativity right now is out.
But the most logical choice is Aletheia. Of that, I have no doubt.

 

[Light]

And then that day, Alethia was lynched.
Still they know not of her innocence.

Send in your proposals, within two days' time,
and these lines and letters make quite a nice poem.