Diplomacy - Spring 1903

[nastypass]

The current map (spring 1903):

Players:
NWT - Italy
Kammington - Austria
Alabaster - France
MidnightSaboteur - Germany
Sage Noctowl - England
Verne - Russia
Kali the Flygon - Turkey

Substitutes (I'm always open to these):
brandman1996
Patar

The signups thread, with all the helpful links

It is now Spring 1901. All commands are due in 48 hours.

 

[Kali the Flygon]

Re: Diplomacy - Spring 1901

Um, it looks like there's an error with the map. The Italian force situated in Rome should be an Army, not a Fleet.

 

[Ether's Bane]

Re: Diplomacy - Spring 1901

So... how do we start?

 

[nastypass]

Re: Diplomacy - Spring 1901

Um, it looks like there's an error with the map. The Italian force situated in Rome should be an Army, not a Fleet.

We're playing the Fleet Rome variant. Sorry, I probably should have said that in the sign up thread.

So... how do we start?

Work out agreements with other countries (publicly or privately, I don't care in the slightest) then PM me with your commands.

Also, since I was asked by Kam, if you like, when you PM me with your commands, you can include a small newscast for me to include in the map update. They can be... whatever you feel like putting in it really.

 

[nastypass]

Re: Diplomacy - Spring 1901

Spring 1901 movements:

England:
Fleet Edinburgh to North Sea
Army Liverpool to Yorkshire
Fleet London to Wales

Russia:
Fleet St. Petersburg to Gulf of Bothnia
Army Warsaw HOLD
Army Moscow to Ukraina
Fleet Sevastopol to Rumania

France:
Fleet Brest to Picardy
Army Paris SUPPORT Fleet Brest to Picardy
Army Marseilles HOLD

Germany:
Fleet Kiel to Helogand Bight
Army Berlin to Prussia
Army Munich to Ruhr

Italy:
Army Venice HOLD
Fleet Rome HOLD
Fleet Naples to Tyrrhenian Sea

Austria:
Army Vienna to Tyrolia
Fleet Trieste SUPPORT Army Vienna to Tyrolia
Army Budapest to Serbia

Turkey:
Army Constantinople to Bulgaria
Fleet Ankara to Constantinople
Army Smyrna HOLD

Results:

It is now Fall 1901. All commands are due in 48 hours.

EDIT: derp forgot newscasts

Russia:

IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE GIANT MAN

Germany:

Flotten wurden verschoben, und Deutschland denkt Sie alle riechen.

Italy:

Austria:

We'll conquer you! If we don't, the raptors will!

I think.

 

[nastypass]

Re: Diplomacy - Fall 1901

(paraphrased from #tcod) double posting cause i'm just that cool

<NWT> Walker: I don't like rome fleet variant >:|
<Walker> :| fine, since you haven't really acted on it, i can change it for you
<Walker> i was kinda considering changing it back anyway
<Walker> so you're kinda in luck

SO YEAH from now on fleet rome is an army like normal

 

[nyuu]

Re: Diplomacy - Fall 1901

(oh wait you forgot this part)

<NWT> \m/

 

[Clover]

Re: Diplomacy - Fall 1901

Man I don't know.

Let's just all be friends :D friendly friends. and not shoot anyone in the face with a rocket launcher. can we all do that? :D.

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Re: Diplomacy - Fall 1901

I see no need for friendship in the hard word of Diplomacy.

...i am so dead

 

[nyuu]

Re: Diplomacy - Fall 1901

Man I don't know.

Let's just all be friends :D friendly friends. and not shoot anyone in the face with a rocket launcher. can we all do that? :D.

There could be a totally unprecedented seven-way tie agreement! But it'd probably be a seven-way loss cause nobody'd be able to capture enough stuff. Might not be very popular with the other players.

Though, I'm curious how long it will take for someone to attack someone

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Re: Diplomacy - Fall 1901

I would never agree to this.

Unless you name the new uber-power KANGAROOLAND.

 

[nastypass]

Re: Diplomacy - Fall 1901

Ideally I'd have all the commands in by now, but CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS (you know who you are!) are slow. I'll extend the deadline to noon tomorrow (GMT -5).

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Re: Diplomacy - Fall 1901

I misread the title as "Diplomacy - Fail 9001".

...uh, anyway, orders sent. Sorry for taking so long.

 

[nastypass]

Re: Diplomacy - Fall 1901

Fall 1901 movements:

England:
Fleet North Sea to Norway
Fleet Wales to Irish Sea
Army Yorkshire to Wales

Russia:
Fleet Gulf of Bothnia to Sweden
Army Warsaw HOLD
Army Ukraina to Galicia
Fleet Rumania HOLD

France:
Fleet Picardy HOLD
Army Paris SUPPORT Fleet Picardy
Army Marseilles to Piedmont

Germany:
Fleet Helogand Bight to Denmark
Army Ruhr to Munich
Army Prussia to Silesia

Italy:
Army Venice HOLD (dislodged)
Army Rome to Tunis via convoy
Fleet Tyrrhenian Sea CONVOY Army Rome to Tunis

Austria:
Army Tyrolia to Venice
Fleet Trieste SUPPORT Army Tyrolia to Venice
Army Serbia HOLD

Turkey:
Army Bulgaria to Greece
Flee Constantinople to Aegean Sea
Army Smyrna to Constantinople

RETREATS:
Army Venice retreats to Apulia

Results:

Supply Centers:
England: 4 (Builds 1 unit)
Russia: 6 (Builds 2 units)
Germany: 4 (Builds 1 unit)
France: 3
Italy: 3
Austria: 5 (Builds 2 units)
Turkey: 4 (Builds 1 unit)

Newscasts:

England:

How about we all promise not to enter the strategic country called Switzerland. Oh, wait.
~LONG LIVE ENGLAND

Russia:

I'm called Little Buttercup — dear Little Buttercup,
Though I could never tell why,
But still I'm called Buttercup — poor little Buttercup,
Sweet Little Buttercup I!​

Germany:

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale.

France:

(GM note: France's dadaist style of play clearly seeps into his newscast here!)

Italy:

MEANWHILE

Austria:

We have obtained a new ally in...

|
|
(' ')>

SWORD KIRBY

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

HAHA

HA

ha

ha

It is now Winter 1901. All builds are due in 24 hours. Also France and England are unfunny. :(

 

[nastypass]

Re: Diplomacy - Winter 1901

Winter 1901 adjustments:

England:
BUILD Fleet London

Russia:
BUILD Army Moscow
BUILD Fleet Sevastopol

Germany:
BUILD Fleet Kiel

Austria:
BUILD Army Vienna
BUILD Army Budapest

Turkey:
BUILD Fleet Smyrna

Result:

It is now Spring 1902. All commands are due in 48 hours.

 

[nastypass]

Re: Diplomacy - Spring 1902

Spring 1902 Movements:

England:
Fleet London to North Sea
Fleet Irish Sea to Mid-Atlantic Ocean
Army Wales SUPPORT F Irish Sea to Mid-Atlantic Ocean (void)
Fleet Norway SUPPORT Russian Fleet Sweden to Norway (void)

Russia:
Fleet Sweden HOLD
Army Moscow to Warsaw
Army Warsaw to Prussia
Fleet Sevastopol HOLD
Fleet Rumania HOLD
Army Galicia HOLD (dislodged)

France:
Fleet Picardy to Belgium
Army Paris to Picardy
Army Piedmont to Marseilles

Germany:
Fleet Denmark HOLD
Fleet Kiel to Holland
Army Silesia to Bohemia
Army Munich SUPPORT Army Silesia to Bohemia

Austria:
Army Budapest to Galicia
Army Vienna SUPPORT Army Budapest to Galicia
Army Serbia to Greece (bounce)
Fleet Trieste SUPPORT Army Serbia to Greece (void)
Army Venice to Rome (bounce)

Italy:
Army Tunis to Rome via Convoy
Fleet Tyrrhenian Sea Convoy Army Tunis to Rome
Army Apulia SUPPORT Army Tunis to Rome

Turkey:
Army Greece to Bulgaria
Fleet Aegean Sea to Greece (bounce)
Army Constantinople to Ankara
Fleet Smyrna to Constantinople

Retreats:
Army Galicia to Ukraina

Results:

Newscasts:
England:

~Long Live England

Russia:

YOU ARE GOING TO NEED MUCH, MUCH BIGGER COUNTRY.

France(GM note: I have no idea what this says but I have no doubt that the six exclamation points ruin the joke):

Personne A: Quel est le niveau de puissance de l'armée française?
Personne B: IL EST PLUS DE NEUF MILLE!!!!!!

Germany:

Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.

Austria:

Hello, Great Powers of Europe.

My name is Sir Karl K. Kangaroo, Great Dictator of Macropodia. My great kangaroo army and I have snuck into and taken over this pitiful country you call "Austria".

Our objective is to replace all of you pitiful humans with our pure-bred Kangaroos.

My request is that you surrender and make this easy on yourselves. Macropodification is a painless process.

XOXO K.K. Kangaroo

Italy:

It is now Fall 1902. All commands are due in 48 hours.

One final note since more than one person made this mistake this turn: in order to support a move, you must be adjacent to the province being moved to, not the province that is moving. For example, Trieste could have supported Serbia to Albania, but not to Greece.

 

[Kali the Flygon]

Re: Diplomacy - Spring 1902

Alabaster says:
Person A: What is the power level of the french army?
Person B: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

 

[nastypass]

Re: Diplomacy - Spring 1902

Well, that was a let down.

 

[Ether's Bane]

Re: Diplomacy - Fall 1902

So, uh, is this still alive?

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Re: Diplomacy - Fall 1902

Maybe...?

Eh. I was considering getting a sub anyway, but I'll keep playing.