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Eifie vs Keldeo vs TruetoCheese vs JackPK

UMMM K FUZZ YOU NEED A KO TO EVOLVE BUT TBH I'M TOO LAZY TO BOTHER TRYING TO GET YOU ONE. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY? AN ^̈ͣ̈́ͪ͂̍̈͂̀̃̽̆ͭ͏͏͏̢̹͎̙̫̫̫̝͕̳̠̞͔̤ͅ&̶̓̑̇͌̃̋ͨͤ́͑̒̀͘͢͏̪̩̲̰̣̲ͅ@̷̫̙͓̦̹̖̭̞̗̞͎͉̫̙͙̤̹̇̊̒͗͐̿͗ͣ̿̏̓͒͒ͥͪ͛͌̿̚͜ͅ%͈̭͓̜͇͓̯̞̫͈̗̫͖̮͔̻͆͗̇͛̌̑ͥ́͊ͬ͑ͫͥ̚͠͡@ͩͣ̓͆̒ͬͯͯ͗͒͌́͟͏̕͜͏͈̯͇͎͕̤̙͕̲̝͕̦̞̤̥̖͉$̡̨̧̟͎͖͕̯̫̳̩͓̙ͫ̐ͧ͋͐ͫ̆̈̓́͜&̶̶̧̭͇̺͔̺̬̃͒̔ͦ̆͆̉̑ͯ̊̓ͬͤ! YEAH, LET'S TRY ^̈ͣ̈́ͪ͂̍̈͂̀̃̽̆ͭ͏͏͏̢̹͎̙̫̫̫̝͕̳̠̞͔̤ͅ&̶̓̑̇͌̃̋ͨͤ́͑̒̀͘͢͏̪̩̲̰̣̲ͅ@̷̫̙͓̦̹̖̭̞̗̞͎͉̫̙͙̤̹̇̊̒͗͐̿͗ͣ̿̏̓͒͒ͥͪ͛͌̿̚͜ͅ%͈̭͓̜͇͓̯̞̫͈̗̫͖̮͔̻͆͗̇͛̌̑ͥ́͊ͬ͑ͫͥ̚͠͡@ͩͣ̓͆̒ͬͯͯ͗͒͌́͟͏̕͜͏͈̯͇͎͕̤̙͕̲̝͕̦̞̤̥̖͉$̡̨̧̟͎͖͕̯̫̳̩͓̙ͫ̐ͧ͋͐ͫ̆̈̓́͜&̶̶̧̭͇̺͔̺̬̃͒̔ͦ̆͆̉̑ͯ̊̓ͬͤ. AIM IT AT &̨̛̳̼̯͈͕̳͙̖͕̩̬͔̻̹̼̻̹̞̒̀ͩͬ́̆ͪ͌̅ͥͭ̐ͯ̏ͫ̔ͮ̋@̵̴̸̬̻͕̙̙͓͚̺̳̭͖̯͕̓ͨ͛͗̉̄̄̚͘͟%̴̛̻͉̙̯̖̞̼͋ͤ̎͆͂̔ͪͦͥ̽͐̑̉̿̎̐̈̒͛͡, OKAY? OOH, AND ALSO A SPIDER %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹^̶̷̧͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠̑͂̋ͤ͢%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐̆ͥ̊̀̅̇̉̄̌ͦ͐ͮ̍̊ͥ͠҉̣͇̤͓̰̘͇̦͕̥͖̞̬̺͔̰̣͇@̶̵̼͇̰͍̻̞̦̯͍̫̠̺̼͒ͧ̂̽ͮͥͨ̃͌́̊̚͘͜͡ͅ%̡͓͉̙͍͕̠͎̟͚̫̞͍̪ͮ̄ͧͣ̓͗̐̊̋̈́̈͋͐̏ͪ̃! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WILL DO, BUT IT WILL BE FUNNY! END WITH AN ELECTRO $̴̰̫̼͎̤̱̺͆ͦ͛ͮ̍̏͐̿̃̄ͩͭ̉̀̚͡͞$̲̜͓̫͎̞̖̹̖ͮ͛ͤͫ͐̑ͥ͌͒̑̃͋̚̕͜, PREFERABLY AT SONYA IF SHE'S STILL ALIVE! LET'S GO!


^̈ͣ̈́ͪ͂̍̈͂̀̃̽̆ͭ͏͏͏̢̹͎̙̫̫̫̝͕̳̠̞͔̤ͅ&̶̓̑̇͌̃̋ͨͤ́͑̒̀͘͢͏̪̩̲̰̣̲ͅ@̷̫̙͓̦̹̖̭̞̗̞͎͉̫̙͙̤̹̇̊̒͗͐̿͗ͣ̿̏̓͒͒ͥͪ͛͌̿̚͜ͅ%͈̭͓̜͇͓̯̞̫͈̗̫͖̮͔̻͆͗̇͛̌̑ͥ́͊ͬ͑ͫͥ̚͠͡@ͩͣ̓͆̒ͬͯͯ͗͒͌́͟͏̕͜͏͈̯͇͎͕̤̙͕̲̝͕̦̞̤̥̖͉$̡̨̧̟͎͖͕̯̫̳̩͓̙ͫ̐ͧ͋͐ͫ̆̈̓́͜&̶̶̧̭͇̺͔̺̬̃͒̔ͦ̆͆̉̑ͯ̊̓ͬͤ @ &̨̛̳̼̯͈͕̳͙̖͕̩̬͔̻̹̼̻̹̞̒̀ͩͬ́̆ͪ͌̅ͥͭ̐ͯ̏ͫ̔ͮ̋@̵̴̸̬̻͕̙̙͓͚̺̳̭͖̯͕̓ͨ͛͗̉̄̄̚͘͟%̴̛̻͉̙̯̖̞̼͋ͤ̎͆͂̔ͪͦͥ̽͐̑̉̿̎̐̈̒͛͡, ~ SPIDER %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹^̶̷̧͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠̑͂̋ͤ͢%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐̆ͥ̊̀̅̇̉̄̌ͦ͐ͮ̍̊ͥ͠҉̣͇̤͓̰̘͇̦͕̥͖̞̬̺͔̰̣͇@̶̵̼͇̰͍̻̞̦̯͍̫̠̺̼͒ͧ̂̽ͮͥͨ̃͌́̊̚͘͜͡ͅ%̡͓͉̙͍͕̠͎̟͚̫̞͍̪ͮ̄ͧͣ̓͗̐̊̋̈́̈͋͐̏ͪ̃ ~ ELECTRO $̴̰̫̼͎̤̱̺͆ͦ͛ͮ̍̏͐̿̃̄ͩͭ̉̀̚͡͞$̲̜͓̫͎̞̖̹̖ͮ͛ͤͫ͐̑ͥ͌͒̑̃͋̚̕͜ @ SONYA
 
ALRIGHT AFTER LAST ROUND'S KERFUFFLE OF A COMMAND SET, WE'RE GOING TO THANK EIFIE FOR OUR ROUND-TRIP WITH A SKY %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐̆ͥ̊̀̅̇̉̄̌ͦ͐ͮ̍̊ͥ͠҉̣͇̤͓̰̘͇̦͕̥͖̞̬̺͔̰̣͇@͒ͧ̂̽ͮͥͨ̃͌̚ ̶̵̼͇̰͍̻̞̦̯͍̫̠̺̼́̊͘͜͡ͅ%̡͓͉̙͍͕̠͎̟͚̫̞͍̪ͮ̄ͧͣ̓͗̐̊̋̈́̈͋͐̏ͪ̃!^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐ %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ ON THE FUZZ AND LET SONYA AND LANCELOT WORK OUT THEIR DIFFERENCES. ONE ACTION SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE TRIP, SHOULD CANCEL OUT THE FIRST OF FUZZY'S ROOF MOVES. BUT WE'RE NOT MONSTERS, WE BRING OUR PASSENGERS BACK. HOPEFULLY.

THEN DROP A %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐̆ͥ̊̀̅̇̉̄̌ͦ͐ͮ̍̊ͥ͠҉̣͇̤͓̰̘͇̦͕̥͖̞̬̺͔̰̣͇@͒ͧ̂̽ͮͥͨ̃͌̚ ̶̵̼͇̰͍̻̞̦̯͍̫̠̺̼́̊͘͜͡ͅ%̡͓͉̙͍͕̠͎̟͚̫̞͍̪ͮ̄ͧͣ̓͗̐̊̋̈́̈͋͐̏ͪ̃!^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐ %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ LIKE THEY'RE A COMMONLY SOLD ITEM CURRENTLY AT HALF-PRICE AT YOUR LOCAL PREFIXMARKET. WE PREFER GRILLING SONYA, BUT IF YOU CAN'T LIGHT HER UP LIKE CHRISTMAS THEN GO FOR LANCELOT INSTEAD. NOW, IF SONYA WANTS TO WORK TOGETHER TO BRING DOWN THE OPPRESSIVE FUZZ AND HER FITTINGLY ILL-MANNERED POLICE FORCE, WELL, WE'LL DO JUST THAT. SLAM A ONE ACTION SKY ATTACK RIGHT INTO THE FUZZ.OR IF SONYA'S DEAD, THEN WE'LL BELIEVE IN HER DREAM TO KILL THE FUZZ AND KILL THE FUZZ ANYWAY. IF YOUR TARGET IS PROTECTING/UNHITTABLE BARRING A SUB, SLAM WHOEVER YOU CAN INSTEAD, BIRD MOVES FOR THE FUZZ, LIGHTNING IT UP FOR THE OTHER TWO.

LAST ONE'S A DOOZY, WE'LL DO A SKY %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐̆ͥ̊̀̅̇̉̄̌ͦ͐ͮ̍̊ͥ͠҉̣͇̤͓̰̘͇̦͕̥͖̞̬̺͔̰̣͇@͒ͧ̂̽ͮͥͨ̃͌̚ ̶̵̼͇̰͍̻̞̦̯͍̫̠̺̼́̊͘͜͡ͅ%̡͓͉̙͍͕̠͎̟͚̫̞͍̪ͮ̄ͧͣ̓͗̐̊̋̈́̈͋͐̏ͪ̃!^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐ %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ RIGHT AT SONYA OR THE FUZZ, UP TO THE REF ROOF TO DECIDE.

IF YOU'RE TORMENTED ON THE FINAL ACTION THEN WHO KNOWS HOW THAT WORKS WITH THE ROOF.

SKY %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐̆ͥ̊̀̅̇̉̄̌ͦ͐ͮ̍̊ͥ͠҉̣͇̤͓̰̘͇̦͕̥͖̞̬̺͔̰̣͇@͒ͧ̂̽ͮͥͨ̃͌̚ ̶̵̼͇̰͍̻̞̦̯͍̫̠̺̼́̊͘͜͡ͅ%̡͓͉̙͍͕̠͎̟͚̫̞͍̪ͮ̄ͧͣ̓͗̐̊̋̈́̈͋͐̏ͪ̃!^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐ %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ @ THE FUZZ ~ %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐̆ͥ̊̀̅̇̉̄̌ͦ͐ͮ̍̊ͥ͠҉̣͇̤͓̰̘͇̦͕̥͖̞̬̺͔̰̣͇@͒ͧ̂̽ͮͥͨ̃͌̚ ̶̵̼͇̰͍̻̞̦̯͍̫̠̺̼́̊͘͜͡ͅ%̡͓͉̙͍͕̠͎̟͚̫̞͍̪ͮ̄ͧͣ̓͗̐̊̋̈́̈͋͐̏ͪ̃!^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐ %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ @ WHOEVER / SKY %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐̆ͥ̊̀̅̇̉̄̌ͦ͐ͮ̍̊ͥ͠҉̣͇̤͓̰̘͇̦͕̥͖̞̬̺͔̰̣͇@͒ͧ̂̽ͮͥͨ̃͌̚ ̶̵̼͇̰͍̻̞̦̯͍̫̠̺̼́̊͘͜͡ͅ%̡͓͉̙͍͕̠͎̟͚̫̞͍̪ͮ̄ͧͣ̓͗̐̊̋̈́̈͋͐̏ͪ̃!^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐ %̸̷̙͇̜̜̗̣̙̠͓͇̞̣͇̲̭̰̭̟̄̍̌ͨ͊̈́̈̏͢͟ͅ*̧̛̫̺͉̫͎̖͕̼̳͊̐̇͛ͩ̽̂͑ͮ͑̐͐ͩ̀́͝ͅ*̶̨ͧ̓̄̀҉̣̞̫̺̙̟̞͔̠͓̩̹^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ @ THE FUZZ ~ SKY ̶̵̼͇̰͍̻̞̦̯͍̫̠̺̼́̊͘͜͡ͅ%̡͓͉̙͍͕̠͎̟͚̫̞͍̪ͮ̄ͧͣ̓͗̐̊̋̈́̈͋͐̏ͪ̃!^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐ @ ̶̵̼͇̰͍̻̞̦̯͍̫̠̺̼́̊͘͜͡ͅ%̡͓͉̙͍͕̠͎̟͚̫̞͍̪ͮ̄ͧͣ̓͗̐̊̋̈́̈͋͐̏ͪ̃!^̶̷̧̑͂̋ͤ͢ ͍̘͚̳͔͕̞͔͕̠̺̯̭̣͈̠%̷̨̒͆͆̍̂̿̐ͧͤ̔ͨͤͪͭ̚͟͏̳̥̜͙̫͔#̐
 
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BUT THEN I DON'T GET TO FIND OUT WHAT METRONOME WOULD ROLL, CHEES ;; (you've got to blank out one of the words in each attack, anyway)
 
HEY SONYA, NO ONE WHO'S FASTER IS TARGETING YOU ON THE FIRST ACTION, SO I HAVE AN IDEA: LET'S START BY BEING SEMANTIC AND USING ??? (ONE ACTION) TO ESCAPE THE ROOF AND SHELTER IN THE NORMAL ARENA, VERY CONVENIENTLY AWAY FROM ALL OF THE OTHERS' ATTACKS AND SUCH. IF I CAN'T INCLUDE THE (ONE ACTION) IN THE COMMAND NAME TO TELL YOU WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO, THEN USE SKY ?????? (ALSO ONE ACTION BTW) AND DIVE DOWN THERE INSTEAD OF ATTACKING, AND IF YOU DON'T THINK EITHER OF THOSE WOULD WORK DUE TO, LIKE AN INABILITY TO ESCAPE THE ROOF OR SOMETHING (IDK) I WOULD LIKE YOU TO USE DARK ????? ON LANCELOT IN THE HOPE OF HAVING HIM FLINCH.

FOR THE NEXT TWO ACTIONS, IF YOU ARE ON THE GROUND CALL AN OMINOUS ???? TO IMPACT THE POKEMON STUCK ON THE ROOF (HA, HA.) IF YOU AREN'T, CONTINUE WITH THE DARK ??????.

??? (ONE ACTION) @ GROUND / SKY ?????? (ONE ACTION) @ GROUND / DARK ????? @ LANCELOT ~ OMINOUS ???? @ EVERYONE (WHILE LAUGHING) / DARK ????? @ LANCELOT / DEAD X2
 
Eifie and JackPK are quick to replace their fallen pokémon with new ones. The latter sends out a heavy dual-swords pokémon, who after looking nervously around at the arena glances back at his trainer and nods in a mutual display of trust. Eifie, however, chooses a miniature yellow bug pokémon who, while adorable, is absolutely not suited for this arena. The Joltik barely has time to glance around before being forced to cling desperately to the ground, the wind threatening to blow her away before the round even begins. As soon as she’s released, though, Eifie starts shouting commands at her, to which she doesn’t really pay attention. All the other trainers do the same for their respective pokémon, and before long the next round is underway.

Round 3

Eifie (ØOO)
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The Fuzz – Bachuru Joltik (♀) @ Sticky Barb
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Ability: Compound Eyes
Type: Electric / Bug
Condition: Hanging on for dear life.
Status: Normal.
Commands: ??? @ ??? ~ Spider ??? ~ Electro ??? @ Sonya

Keldeo (OOO)
skarmorythunderstone
Sonya – Skarmory (♀) @ Thunder Stone
Health: 25%
Energy: 52%
Ability: Sturdy
Type: Steel / Flying
Condition: Increasingly jealous, though tired from exertion.
Status: Normal.
Commands: ??? @ Ground / Sky ??? @ Ground / Dark ??? @ Lancelot ~ Ominous ??? @ Everyone / Dark ??? @ Lancelot x2

TruetoCheese (ØOO)
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Jupiter – Zapdos (♂)
Health: 89%
Energy: 84%
Ability: Pressure
Type: Electric / Flying
Condition: FEEL MY WRATH, MORTALS.
Status: adorable uguu <3 <3 (Evasion +2).
Commands: Sky ??? @ The Fuzz ~ ??? / Sky ??? @ The Fuzz ~ Sky ??? @ Sonya / The Fuzz

JackPK (ØOO)
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Lancelot – Doublade (♂) @ Dusk Stone
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Ability: No Guard
Type: Ghost / Steel
Condition: Resolute, though a bit nervous.
Status: Normal.
Commands: Shock ??? / ??? Sword / ??? Slide x3​

JUPITER, GARING AT THE SMALL NEW ELECTRIC-TYPE ENTRANT TO THE BATTLE, INSTANTLY MARKS THE FIZZ AS HIS FIRST TARGET THIS ROUND. HOW DARE THIS PITIFUL CREATURE TRY TO INFRINGE ON HIS STATUS AS THE ELECTRIC-TYPE POKÉMON? CLEARLY, THE FUZZ MUST PAY FOR HER INSOLENCE. IGNORING THE WEATHER – HE CAN, BECAUSE HE’S A MOTHERFRICKING ZAPDOS – JUPITER FLAPS HIMSELF OVER TOWARDS THE FUZZ AND EXTENDS HIS TALONS, GRABBING FOR HIS OPPONENT. BUT, AS IT TURNS OUT, JOLTIKS ARE PRETTY TINY, AND DESPITE JUPITER’S RATHER DIMINUTIVE PROPORTIONS COMPARED TO A NORMAL ZAPDOS, HE WAS STILL SEVERAL TIMES LARGER, AND WITH MUCH LESS COORDINATION. AFTER ALL, DRIFLOON AREN’T EXACTLY USED TO HAVING WINGS NOW, ARE THEY? MISSING THE FUZZ COMPLETELY, JUPITER GOES SAILING STRAIGHT PAST HIS OPPONENT, ONLY REALIZING HE MISSED HIS OPPONENT AS THE JOLTIK TAKES A COURAGEOUS LEAP TOWARDS HIS RETREATING FIGURE AND SLASHES HIM WITH HIS FRONT LEG, LEAVING A SMALL SCRATCH AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, A SPIKY GREEN BALL THAT STICKS TO THE WOUND AND MAKES IT IMMEDIATELY START THROBBING.

AS JUPITER BEGINS TO REALIZE HIS INCOMPETENCE, SONYA GLANCES AROUND THE ARENA. SHE’S THE WEAKEST ONE HERE, BY FAR – SHE NEEDS TO GET AWAY. IS THERE ANY WAY THAT SHE COULD GET BACK INTO THE NORMAL ARENA? SHE SCANS THE EDGES OF THE ARENA. NO, THERE ARE NO ENTRANCES THERE, WHICH IS KIND OF STRANGE – WOULDN’T THERE AT LEAST BE A STAIRCASE OR SOMETHING DOWNWARDS? THEN SHE LOOKS AT THE FLOOR, BECAUSE BEFORE THE ROOF HAD A SMALL HOLE IN IT. BUT THE FLOOR IS, UNFORTUNATELY, THE SAME FLOOR FROM BEFORE, WHICH IS IN BETTER MECHANICAL SHAPE THAN THE REST OF THE POKÉMON COMMUNICATION CLUB, AND DOES NOT HAVE ANY HOLES IN IT. SONYA IS STUCK UP HERE ON THE FRICKING ROOF.

AND AS A RESULT SHE DECIDES TO TURN HER GAZE TOWARDS LANCELOT, OPENING HER BEAK AND LETTING LOOSE FROM IT A DARK PURPLISH PULSE OF EVIL THOUGHTS LIKE “WHY CAN’T I GET OFF OF THIS FRICKING ROOF I DON’T LIKE IT UP HERE” AND “GO AWAY I DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH YOU ALL RIGHT NOW”. OKAY, WELL, MAYBE SLIGHTLY MORE EVIL THAN THAT, BUT AT ANY RATE THE DARK PULSE DOES ITS JOB AND LANCELOT CRINGES A LITTLE AS THE ATTACK MAKES IMPACT. BUT IT WASN’T BAD ENOUGH TO STOP HIM FROM LAUNCHING A COUNTERATTACK, AND HE BEGINS TO UTILIZE THE FACT THAT SWORDS ARE MADE OF METAL AND METAL CONDUCTS ELECTRICITY AND BEGINS TO GENERATE A CHARGE. WHICH GROWS AND GROWS UNTIL HIS SWORD TIPS ARE CRACKLING WITH ELECTRICITY, WHICH HE RELEASES IN A WIDE WAVE DIRECTLY TOWARDS SONYA. THE ELECTRICITY COURSES THROUGH THE SKARMORY’S BODY IN A VERY PAINFUL MANNER, AS WOULD BE EXPECTED, AND SONYA LETS OUT A SCREECH OF PAIN.

JUPITER IS DIVERTED FROM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE HIS OPPONENT WENT AND WHAT THAT PAIN IN HIS SIDE IS BY SONYA’S LOUD NOISE, SLIGHTLY AUDIBLE OVER THE HOWL OF WIND ON THE ROOF. GLANCING OVER AT HIS OPPONENT, HE SEES THAT SHE IS CURLING UP A LITTLE IN A DISPLAY THAT VERY CLEARLY SAYS “I AM IN A LOT OF PAIN AND VERY CLOSE TO REACHING MY LIMIT.” THIS IS SOMETHING THAT JUPITER SIMPLY CANNOT IGNORE – HIS WINGS BEGIN TO CRACKLE WITH ELECTRICITY, AND HE GIVES A LOUD CAW TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW THAT HE IS THE MOTHERFRICKIN ELECTRIC-TYPE LEGENDARY, AND THEN HE RELEASES A HUGE THREE-DIMENSIONAL BLAST OF ELECTRICITY IN ALL DIRECTIONS. THE FUZZ HAS NO WAY TO AVOID THE ATTACK, BUT THANKS TO ITS ELECTRIC-TYPE NATURE, IT BRAVES THE ATTACK WITHOUT TOO MUCH TROUBLE. LANCELOT ISN’T NEARLY AS LUCKY, THE ELECTRICITY SINKING INTO HIS METAL BODY AND STAYING THERE, MAKING HIS MOVEMENT A BIT MORE STIFF. AND SONYA IS THE ONE WHO HAS IT THE WORST – AFTER LANCELOT’S EARLIER ATTACK, THIS DISCHARGE IS A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH FOR HER. SHE COLLAPSES ON THE FLOOR OF THE ROOF, AND IS QUICKLY RECALLED.

BUT LANCELOT AND THE FUZZ STILL HAVE THINGS TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE THE REFEREE’S DITTO (WHO, BY THE WAY, IS STRUGGLING TO KEEP ITSELF IN PLACE IN ALL THIS WEATHER EVEN WHEN TRANSFORMED INTO POSSIBLY THE MOST EXPERIENCED AND POWERFUL POKÉMON IN THE ENTIRE LEAGUE) WAVES THE END OF THE ROUND. THE LATTER IS THE FIRST TO MOVE, SPITTING OUT A WEB OF STICKY SPIDERY STUFF AT A WIDE ANGLE THAT REALLY DOESN’T GO ANYWHERE AND IS JUST CAUGHT BY THE WIND ON THE ROOF. BUT MIRACULOUSLY, THE WEATHER CLUSTERFUCK UP HERE CATCHES THE SPIDER WEB AT JUST THE RIGHT ANGLE, PULLING IT OVER A HELPLESS JUPITER AND AN ALREADY-STRUGGLING LANCELOT, MAKING EACH OF THEIR MOVEMENTS EVEN MORE DIFFICULT, AS IF LOCOMOTION UP HERE WASN’T ALREADY HARD ENOUGH.

SOMEHOW, THOUGH, DESPITE THE STICKY WEBBING AND PARALYSIS HINDERING HIS ABILITY TO MOVE HIS SWORDS, LANCELOT STILL MANAGES TO ATTACK. HIS SWORD SWIPE ISN’T ACTUALLY ALL THAT EFFECTIVE, AS ONE WOULD EXPECT FROM A FIGHTING-TYPE ATTACK ON A FLYING-TYPE TARGET, BUT THE BLOW STILL COMES AS A SURPRISE TO JUPITER, WHO, AS HE BEGINS TO REALIZE THAT THE PAIN IN HIS SIDE FROM LAST ACTION WAS A SIMPLE SPIKY BALL OF STICKY RUBBER THAT JUST NOW FOUND ITS WAY ONTO LANCELOT’S BLADE WHEN THE POKÉMON ATTACKED HIM, IS QUICKLY GRASPING THE CONCEPT THAT LEGENDARY POKÉMON ARE NOT ACTUALLY AS OMNIPOTENT AS HE HAD ALWAYS HAD THE IMPRESSION THAT THEY WERE.

THAT IMPRESSION IS REINFORCED BY ANOTHER IMPRESSION, THAT GOOD THINGS CAN NEVER LAST FOREVER, AS HE BEGINS TO GLOW WHITE ALONG WITH THE OTHER BATTLERS, AND THE FLOOR OF THE ROOF BEGINS TO SLOWLY DESCEND BACK INTO THE BUILDING. THE REFEREE’S DITTO FRANTICALLY WAVES A FLAG TO DECLARE THE ROUND OVER As ThE wInD cUrReNtS aNd WeAtHeR gRoW lEsS aNd LeSs InTeNsE aNd ThE cLuStErFuCk WeAtHeR rEvErTs To ItS pReViOuS iNtEnSiTy, WhIcH nO oNe ThOuGhT tHeY wOuLd EvEr Be GrAtEfUl FoR, but which they most certainly are at this point. Being no longer on the FRICKIN ROOF, the transformations are the second thing on the remaining battlers’ minds after sheer relief, and none of them are all that displeased with their transformations. While no longer a spider, The Fuzz grows a great deal larger into a nice mouse pokémon and manages to keep her electric powers. Jupiter is humbled a little bit, but can deal with her new form as a poison-type kelp pokémon – certainly an interesting set of abilities she can get behind, and plus, they’re super-effective against Lancelot, who has turned into a completely unimpressive ball of staticky cotton candy who rolls around on the floor trying to stand up despite all the webbing and static electricity covering his body. After a couple of seconds he finally succeeds, a little bit disappointed with his new form but at least confident that he can make do.

End of Round 3

Eifie (ØOO)
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The Fuzz – Plusle (♀)
Health: 77%
Energy: 91%
Ability: Plus
Type: Electric
Condition: Very, very relieved.
Status: Normal.
Commands: Slash @ Jupiter ~ Spider Web

Keldeo (ØOO)
skarmorythunderstone
Sonya – Skarmory (♀) @ Thunder Stone
Health: 0%
Energy: 44%
Ability: Sturdy
Type: Steel / Flying
Condition: Unconscious.
Status: Knocked Out!
Commands: Dark Pulse @ Lancelot

TruetoCheese (ØOO)
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Jupiter – Skrelp (♂)
Health: 57%
Energy: 81%
Ability: Poison Point
Type: Poison / Water
Condition: A bit humble now.
Status: Speed -2. Minimized. (Evasion +2).
Commands: Sky Drop @ The Fuzz ~ Discharge

JackPK (ØOO)
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Lancelot – Swirlix (♂) @ Sticky Barb + Dusk Stone
Health: 52%
Energy: 93%
Ability: Sweet Veil
Type: Fairy
Condition: A little stressed.
Status: Speed -2. Moderately Paralyzed.
Commands: Shock Wave @ Sonya ~ Sacred Sword @ Jupiter​

Arena Notes
~The battle is no longer on the FRICKIN ROOF

Referee Notes
~It baffles me why there are no Strong Winds on the FRICKIN ROOF, but hey, they’re not in the arena description, so.
~Eifie, next time we are on the FRICKIN ROOF, you are forbidden from using @ symbols in your command gibberish. You too, Truetocheese, although you slightly less confusing about it. You can gibber out attack names and target names if you want, but not the thing that tells me which is which, thanks.
~The floor is raised to the FRICKIN ROOF, because the real roof is actually open right now. When the arena goes back down, the roof will close and the floor will return to its normal altitude, or lack thereof. Therefore, no matter how leniently I interpreted Sonya’s commands, she would not have been able to escape off of the roof.
~Somehat miraculously, the RNG did exactly what TruetoCheese intended for it to do in selecting Jupiter’s commands.
~Unfortunately, somewhat embarrassingly, that first Sky Drop missed.
~The Fuzz transferred his Sticky Barb to Jupiter when he used Slash.
~Jupiter’s Discharge was a Critical Hit on The Fuzz.
~It also paralyzed Lancelot. Not severely, because the attack was so spread out, but moderately.
~Sonya passed out from weather damage at the end of Action 2. Jupiter gets the KO for that, as he was the one who last hit her. Also, the round ended as a result.
~~KO Count: Bambi: 1, Sonya: 1, Jupiter: 2

Next Round
~Keldeo sends out
~Eifie orders commands
~TruetoCheese orders commands
~Keldeo orders commands
~JackPK orders commands

Speed order: Jupiter (100) > Sonya (70) > The Fuzz (65) > Lancelot (35)
ACTION 1
~Jupiter uses Sky Drop on The Fuzz, for 3% energy, but the attack misses.
~Sonya uses Dark Pulse on Lancelot, dealing 8*1.5=12% damage for 4% energy
~The Fuzz uses Slash on Jupiter, dealing 7% damage for 4% energy
~The Sticky Barb is transferred to Jupiter, dealing 3% damage
~Lancelot uses Shock Wave on Sonya, dealing 6*1.5=9% damage for 3% energy.
~Jupiter takes 1% damage from the Sticky Barb.
ACTION 2
~Jupiter uses Discharge, dealing 8*1.25*1.5*.75=11% damage to Sonya, 8*1.25*.66*.75=5*1.5=7% damage to The Fuzz (crit), and 8*1.25*.75=7% damage to Lancelot.
~Sonya uses Dark Pulse on Lancelot, dealing 12% damage for 4% energy
~The Fuzz uses Spider Web, for 5% energy.
~Jupiter and Lancelot’s Speeds fall
~Lancelot uses Sacred Sword on Jupiter, dealing 8*.66=5% damage for 4% energy
~The sticky barb is transferred to Lancelot, dealing 3% damage.
~Lancelot takes 1% damage from the Sticky Barb
~Sonya is KOed by weather damage
END OF ROUND
~Jupiter and The Fuzz take 8% weather damage; Lancelot takes 6%.
~The floor falls back down. All battlers take 8% damage.
~Transformations happen.
 
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Yes! Now that it is finally my turn to command first, we can go with the plan that I wanted to put into action several rounds ago!

Let's start out by Attracting Lancelot! If you can't hit him, try using Attract on Jupiter! If you can't hit him either... surely your charms can win over Super Smile Tommy!

Next, I want you to Attract Jupiter! If you can't attract him, or you already did, try Attracting Lancelot! And if you can't use Attract on him, give Super Smile Tommy a try!

Finally, let's further Attract a random Pokémon that you managed to seduce already! Or just someone random who you can attract, if no one is in love with you yet! Maybe even try the ref!

Ah, yes, I can see it now... your legion of lovers will selflessly throw themselves in the way of all attacks directed at you, dropping like flies to serve their master... The Fizz.

Attract @ Lancelot / Attract @ Jupiter / Attract @ Super Smile Tommy ~ Attract @ Jupiter / Attract @ Lancelot / Attract @ Super Smile Tommy ~ Attract @ Lancelot / Attract @ Jupiter / Attract @ Superbird
 
I'm going to reissue that DQ warning and not forget to acknowledge it this time. TrueToCheese, you have a couple of days to order commands, or the battle continues with three people.
 
Hmmm. I guess we should just keep going. :( Not that my commands actually matter, but I guess you can replace any instances of "Attract @ Tommy" with "Attract @ Superbird", and then any instances of "Attract @ Jupiter" with "Attract @ Tommy". :p
 
I think I had a plan for this battle two months ago, but I've forgotten it now so let's just go with some Earthquakes! If Lancelot is unhittable, switch to targeting The Fuzz with Earth Power, and if you're asleep I guess you can use Snore on the first action and Sleep Talk on the second and third. I mean, how wrong could this possibly go? (Let me know if TtC hasn't officially been DQed yet and I'll wait for him to command!)

Earthquake / Earth Power @ The Fuzz / Snore ~ Earthquake / Earth Power @ The Fuzz / Sleep Talk x2
 
Ummmmm I suppose let's maximize the chaos?

Start with a rousing Heal Bell! I'm pretty sure it won't heal attraction but if it does, that's great!, and if it doesn't, you still really need your paralysis healed.

On future actions, wait for >>(⌒o⌒)<< to move, and then Copycat those Earthquakes! Keep doing this until somebody has fainted or the round ends. Use Draining Kiss on somebody random on the off chance that there isn't an Earthquake to copy.

If you're heavily injured and don't feel like you can survive much more, then lol let's use Endeavor, targeting >>(⌒o⌒)<< because she'll likely have the most HP left out of everybody.

Heal Bell ~ Copycat/Draining Kiss/Endeavor x2
 
Round 4

Eifie (ØOO)
plusle
The Fuzz – Plusle (♀)
Health: 77%
Energy: 91%
Ability: Plus
Type: Electric
Condition: Very, very relieved.
Status: Normal.
Commands: Attract @ Lancelot / Attract @ Tommy / Attract @ Superbird ~ Attract @ Tommy / Attract @ Lancelot / Attract @ Superbird ~ Attract @ Lancelot / Attract @ Tommy / Attract @ Superbird

Keldeo (ØOO)
woopersun-stone
>>(⌒o⌒)<< – Wooper (♀) @ Sun Stone
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Ability: Water Absorb
Type: Water / Ground
Condition: Happily bouncing, oblivious to the events of last round.
Status: Normal.
Commands: Earthquake / Earth Power @ The Fuzz / Snore ~ Earthquake / Earth Power @ The Fuzz / Sleep Talk x2

JackPK (ØOO)
swirlix.png
sticky-barbdusk-stone
Lancelot – Swirlix (♂) @ Sticky Barb + Dusk Stone
Health: 52%
Energy: 93%
Ability: Sweet Veil
Type: Fairy
Condition: A little stressed.
Status: Speed -2. Moderately Paralyzed.
Commands: Heal Bell ~ Copycat/Draining Kiss/Endeavor x2​

The referee flagged the beginning of the next round, and immediately The Fuzz sprung into action, using her superior Speed to move towards Lancelot. The Swirlix glanced warily at her as it harnessed a healing power from within itself and echoed the chimes of a bell. He felt a wave of relief wash over him as his paralysis slowly vanished and he stretched his body out, but his attention was soon taken by The Fuzz’s elaborate dancing. Wait, dancing? Lancelot used to be a Doublade, and Swords Dance was one of his favorite moves. He could respect dancing. Even if it was only a crude, unpolished attempt. In fact, he decided to join his opponent in the dance, offering out one wing to the Plusle and carefully floating around to guide her in the correct motion. He almost stopped noticing the weather whizzing around them, as he began to get lost in her, thoroughly enjoying the experience of dancing with someone.

But it didn’t last. An annoyingly high warble came through the air, snapping both The Fuzz and Lancelot out of their dance. A moment later, the ground beneath them began to rise and fall, shaking them backwards. Lancelot narrowly slipped back before The Fuzz’s inadvertent electrical discharge, a natural consequence of being an Electric-type struck by a Ground-type attack. And he was struck himself, though he took less damage than he thought he would – a consequence of no longer being Steel type, he supposed. But his opponent was greatly injured, just as he might have been last round. As fast as his slow movement could move him, Lancelot floated over to The Fuzz, stroking her with a wing to make sure she was okay. Well, she wasn’t that bad, just a bit battered, the wind knocked out of her. She nodded to Lancelot, and tried to approach >>(⌒o⌒)<<, making sad puppy eyes at the Wooper and trying to make her feel sorry for what she’d done.

>>(⌒o⌒)<< didn’t really care, however, and almost immediately The Fuzz found herself on the recieving end of another Earthquake attack. Once again, Lancelot rushed over to help, scowling at >>(⌒o⌒)<< on his way. And once again, The Fuzz pushed herself up from the ground, rather more hurt this time. And she tried again to Attract someone, this time the referee. She desperately cried out to him, even tried dancing again, to get his attention, and he glanced at her for a couple of tense seconds before shrugging his shoulders and turning to >>(⌒o⌒)<<. Feeling betrayed, The Fuzz looked to Lancelot, who was floating near her with no capacity to really help. Neither of them could do anything until >>(⌒o⌒)<< launched another Earthquake attack.

And then Lancelot decided he’d had enough of this bullying. >>(⌒o⌒)<< needed to get what was coming to her. Instantly, he was filled with a rage he’d never felt before, a satisfying power. Very slowly, measuredly, he approached >>(⌒o⌒)<<, who looked at him blankly for a while, her smile slowly turning to a frown as she realized what was about to happen. But then, it was too late. Lancelot grinned evilly, and unleashed an attack far larger than any non-legendary pokémon should ever have been able to release. >>(⌒o⌒)<< went flying, slamming into the opposite wall and bouncing off, then hitting the ceiling, then the other wall, then another wall, then landing on the floor and sliding into the opposite wall yet again. The Wooper slowly struggled to her feet as Lancelot glared at her, The Fuzz cheering him on – he’d learned his lesson, clearly. That hurt.

But that wasn’t the end. The ground rumbled, and The Fuzz glared at >>(⌒o⌒)<< again. But this time, a timid >>(⌒o⌒)<< shook her head frantically – it wasn’t her fault. Soon, the battlers all realized what was really happening, as the ground beneath them began to rise upwards aNd ThE cEiLiNg BeGaN tO pArT tO cReAtE aN oPeNiNg ThRoUgH wHiCh ThE bAtTlEfIeLd AsCeNdEd AND THEN IT WAS EXPOSED TO THE OPEN AIR ON THE FRICKIN ROOF. >>(⌒o⌒)<< COWERED TO THE GROUND IN FEAR, AND LANCELOT AND THE FUZZ DID THEIR BESTS TO CLUTCH ONTO THE FLOOR OF THE ARENA, BECAUSE THEY WERE ON THE FRICKIN ROOF AGAIN AND THEY DID NOT LIKE THIS TURN OF EVENTS AT ALL. ESPECIALLY AS THEY CHANGED INTO FORMS LESS FIT TO SURVIVE UP HERE – THE FUZZ TURNING BLUE AND FATTENING UP SOMEWHAT, >>(⌒o⌒)<< GETTING YELLOWER AND MUCH LEANER, THOUGH HEAVIER, AND LANCELOT GETTING BULKY AND VERY HEAVY AND ABSOLUTELY NOT SUITED FOR COMPETITION AGAINST HIS TWO OPPONENTS. HONESTLY, HE JUST WANTED OUT OF HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, HIS LAST TIME ON THE ROOF HADN’T BEEN FUN.

Round 4

Eifie (ØOO)
azumarill
The Fuzz – Azumarill (♀)
Health: 25%
Energy: 79%
Ability: Huge Power
Type: Water / Fairy
Condition: Suddenly the least injured one here.
Status: Normal.
Actions: Attract @ Lancelot ~ Attract @ >>(⌒o⌒)<< (failed) ~ Attract @ Superbird (failed)

Keldeo (ØOO)
mienfoosun-stone
>>(⌒o⌒)<< – Mienfoo (♀) @ Sun Stone
Health: 14%
Energy: 85%
Ability: Inner Focus
Type: Fighting
Condition: In significant pain. Also, no longer oblivious to the events of last round.
Status: Normal.
Actions: Earthquake x3

JackPK (ØOO)
pignitesticky-barbdusk-stone
Lancelot – Pignite (♂) @ Sticky Barb + Dusk Stone
Health: 12%
Energy: 48%
Ability: Blaze
Type: Fire / Fighting
Condition: So satisfying, but so tiring…
Status: Speed -2. Infatuated with The Fuzz (30%). Dusk Stone Activated. Blaze activated.
Actions: Heal Bell ~ Infatuated ~ Endeavor @ >>(⌒o⌒)<<​

Referee Notes
~No one was KOed. TruetoCheese was removed from the battle, however.
~On action 3 by the time he could move, Lancelot’s health was 17%. So, he felt it appropriate to use Endeavor.
~~KO Count: Bambi: 1, Sonya: 1, Jupiter: 2

Next Round
~Keldeo orders commands
~Eifie orders commands
~JackPK orders commands
~more timely reffing

ACTION 1
~The Fuzz uses Attract on Lancelot, for 4% energy
~Lancelot is infatuated with Lancelot (50%)
~Lancelot uses Heal Bell, for 5% energy.
~Lancelot is no longer paralyzed!
~>>(⌒o⌒)<< uses Earthquake, dealing 10*1.5*1.25*.75=14% damage to The Fuzz and 10*1.25*.75=9% damage to Lancelot, for 5% energy
~Lancelot takes 1% damage from Sticky Barb
ACTION 2
~The Fuzz uses Attract on >>(⌒o⌒)<<, for 4% energy. The attack fails.
~>>(⌒o⌒)<< uses Earthquake, dealing 14% damage to The Fuzz and 9% damage to Lancelot, for 5% energy
~Lancelot’s Dusk Stone is activated
~Lancelot is fully infatuated.
~Lancelot takes 1% damage from Sticky Barb
ACTION 3
~The Fuzz uses Attract on Lancelot, for 4% energy. Lancelot’s Infatuation increases.
~>>(⌒o⌒)<< uses Earthquake, dealing 14% to The Fuzz and 9% to Lancelot for 5% energy
~Lancelot uses Endeavor on >>(⌒o⌒)<<, dealing 79% damage for 40% energy
~Lancelot takes 1% damage from Sticky Barb
~The Fuzz and Lancelot take 10% each from weather; >>(⌒o⌒)<< takes 7%
END OF ROUND
~The battle moves to THE FRICKIN ROOF
~Transformations happen
 
AUGH I'M NEVER BATTLING IN AN ARENA WITHOUT A DAMAGE CAP AGAIN. YOU'RE PRACTICALLY GUARANTEED NOT TO SURVIVE THE ROUND SO LET'S JUST... JUMP ???? LANCELOT'S FACE UNTIL HE FAINTS, AND THEN ?????? JAB THE FUZZ'S FACE UNTIL SHE FAINTS. IF YOUR TARGET IS PROTECTING, DETECTING, OR OTHERWISE UNHITTABLE, ATTACK WHOEVER'S HITTABLE UNTIL THEY'RE HITTABLE AGAIN, OR IDK JUST BULK ?? IF NEITHER IS HITTABLE (BUT DON'T WAIT TO CHECK THIS CONDITIONAL!)

JUMP ???? @ LANCELOT'S FACE / ?????? JAB @ THE FUZZ'S FACE / BULK ?? x3
 
OH NO! FUZZ, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A KO! :( WHAT A WASTE! OH WELL... LET'S JUST PLAY ??? THAT LOATHESOME >>(⌒o⌒)<< IN RETALIATION FOR THOSE EARTHQUAKES! I'M SURE LANCELOT WILL BE WILLING TO COOPERATE, NOT ONLY BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE IN LOVE, BUT BECAUSE IF HE PROTECTS AGAINST THE JUMP ??? THEN YOU'LL TAKE THE ATTACK MEANT FOR HIM INSTEAD, ALLOWING HIM TO SURVIVE THE ROUND! I THINK. IDK MAN IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU CAN... WHY DO YOU LEARN FUTURE ???? YEAH, LET'S USE THAT. ON WHOMEVER.

AND THEN IF THE ROUND ISN'T OVER YET, I BET IT'S BECAUSE YOUR BETHROTHED HAS SCREWED THINGS UP! HOW RUDE! SHOW HIM YOUR RAGE WITH A FUCKIN' HYDRO ???, K?

PLAY ??? @ >>(⌒o⌒)<< / FUTURE ??? @ WHOEVER ~ HYDRO ??? @ LANCELOT ~ HYDRO ??? @ LANCELOT
 
NOT THAT WE NEED IT, BUT WE MAY JUST HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET YOU A KO, LANCELOT! WITH THE POWER OF PRIORITY, YOU MUST USE S͔̈́̄͋ͫ̎Uͯ͗͗̋͆?̩̼̫̬̦͊ͣ͞?͎̻̖̘͈̬ͤ̂̽̾͜Ė̳̤̞͚̪̱̇̊̎̔̽͜ͅR͓͔̈̌ͯͩ̿̔̋ ̵͔͛̇̑̓P̵̖̹͐́ͥ̆̅̚?͔͖͇͑͌?̦̩͕̬ͩ͂̄͡?͈̝̠͙͚̖ͫ̓̄̆̎́̔?̜̥̯̱̺̲ͦ̏ͯ̀͊̍ ON >>(⌒o⌒)<<. DID YOU HEAR THAT? USE S̼͓̘͙̺͕ͫ̉̍͆ͭU̢̫̪̫̺̓?̍͏͇͖ͅ?̫̣̣̭Ḛ̵̞͈̣̙̲ͩͮ̌ͯͯ͆R̴͉ͥ͗ ̦̯̙̯͇͍͌̐ͯ͌̍ͫ̕Ṗ̣͎͚̺͢?͉̼̞͕̝͉ͪͅ?̜̱̞̮̺͛?̵͓̻̟͚̆ͪ?̢̲̠̦̳̼ͮͭ̂͑̌͐ͥ ON >>(⌒o⌒)<<, OR YOU'LL END UP KO'ED WAY TOO QUICKLY!

HOPEFULLY THE ROUND SHOULD END WITHIN AN ACTION OR TWO, BUT IF IT'S STILL GOING FOR A THIRD, YOU MAY AS WELL USE ?̬̩̘̜̬̞̟͡?̫̼̺͔̄̒͗?̢̘̩͙̘̲̗͆?͓̙̫̼̱̪ͯ̿ ̨̰̟̻͇ͅC̵̆̀̏R̞̲̝̼͉͕̜̾ͥͫA̤͇̹̮̰̩͔̓͗ͬͦ̋̎̚S̪̫ͪͥ̆H̵̺͉̣̅ͥ̎̒ͯ TO FURTHER RUIN >>(⌒o⌒)<<'S DAY.

S̖̰ͫ͂U̓ͦ̒̅̎?̳̝̭͓̥ͨ̽̋̇ͪ?̠̳͖̝̜̗ͣ͐É̘̱ͣͤ̒R̒͑ͪ ̺͙̄P͍̱̪̰̭̉̀̃̀?̰̪̚?̦͎͔̳͒̂̈́?̻͌ͣ̾͂̓ͧ͛?̈ͦ̍͆ X2 ~ ?̿?̭̰ͫ̾?͇̤͕̩͓̟͆?ͭ̓͌̚ C̤̙̟̻̆̉̏̎̔ͪ̈́R̩͎͔̬̫̄̄͒A͎̘̗͇̪ͯS͉͑̑͒͋̾̋H̦̭͇͙̦͎̳̔ͩ̒





i could've followed the letter of the rules and written "sucker ?????" and been unambiguous, but noooooo, i had to follow the spirit of the rules and risk fucking up and using superpower
 
i could've followed the letter of the rules and written "sucker ?????" and been unambiguous, but noooooo, i had to follow the spirit of the rules and risk fucking up and using superpower

omfg, beauteous
 
Round 5

Eifie (ØOO)
azumarill
The Fuzz – Azumarill (♀)
Health: 25%
Energy: 79%
Ability: Huge Power
Type: Water / Fairy
Condition: Suddenly the least injured one here.
Status: Normal.
Commands: Play ??? @ >>(⌒o⌒)<< / Future ??? @ Whoever ~ Hydro ??? @ Lancelot ~ Hydro ??? @ Lancelot

Keldeo (ØOO)
mienfoosun-stone
>>(⌒o⌒)<< – Mienfoo (♀) @ Sun Stone
Health: 14%
Energy: 85%
Ability: Inner Focus
Type: Fighting
Condition: In significant pain. Also, no longer oblivious to the events of last round.
Status: Normal.
Commands: Jump ???? @ Lancelot / ?????? Jab @ The Fuzz / Bulk ?? x3

JackPK (ØOO)
pignitesticky-barbdusk-stone
Lancelot – Pignite (♂) @ Sticky Barb + Dusk Stone
Health: 12%
Energy: 48%
Ability: Blaze
Type: Fire / Fighting
Condition: So satisfying, but so tiring…
Status: Speed -2. Infatuated with The Fuzz (30%). Dusk Stone Activated. Blaze activated.
Commands: Su??er P???? @ >>(⌒o⌒)<< x2 ~ ???? Crash​

LANCELOT, DESPITE BEING A PIG, WAS THE FIRST ONE TO MOVE ON THE FRICKING ROOF, FLYING INTO ACTION AS ONE OF HIS FISTS GLOWED WITH A DARK AURA. WITH THE AGILITY OF A NINJA, HE RUSHED OVER TO >>(⌒o⌒)<< AND SOCKED THE MIENFOO IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD BEFORE SHE HAD A CHANCE TO DO ANYTHING. THE ATTACK, BEING DARK-TYPE, WASN’T THE MOST EFFECTIVE, BUT IT FELT GOOD ANYWAY, AND LANCELOT FINALLY GOT TO GET RID OF THAT DARN STICKY BARB, WHICH PULLED ITSELF OUT OF HIS SKIN AS HE MADE IMPACT AND ATTACHED ITSELF TO HIS OPPONENT.

BUT >>(⌒o⌒)<< WASN’T GOING TO TAKE THAT. HE ROLLED WITH THE IMPACT OF THE SUCKER PUNCH, LETTING HIMSELF SLIDE BACKWARDS, AND AS SOON AS HE GOT FAR ENOUGH AWAY FROM HIS OPPONENT HE JUMPED UPWARDS, FLIPPING ONCE IN THE AIR LIKE AN ACROBAT. AND THEN, HE CAME DOWN UPON HIS UNFORTUNATE OPPONENT, CRUSHING THE PIGNITE UNDER THE FORCE OF A JUMP KICK ATTACK. BACK THE STICKY BARB WENT, AND DOWN LANCELOT WENT WITH IT. HE COLLAPSED PITIFULLY, WITH A SMALL WAIL AS HE WENT DOWN, AND A DESPERATE GLANCE AT THE FUZZ.

THE FUZZ WAS MOVED BY THE GESTURE. THIS WOULD NOT STAND, THAT POKÉMON WOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE, NOT AFTER FINISHING OFF HER LOVER LIKE THAT. SHE HOPPED TOWARDS >>(⌒o⌒)<<, WHO TURNED TO LOOK AT HER AS SHE APPROACHED – BUT THE MIENFOO WAS TOO SLOW, AND THE FUZZ HAD ALREADY BATTED HER ONCE BY THE TIME SHE COULD REACT. THE FAIRY-TYPE ENERGY BEHIND THE ATTACK STUNNED HER, AND SO SHE WAS UNPREPARED TO DEAL WITH THE REMAINDER OF THE ATTACK, WHEREIN THE FUZZ GRABBED HER, TOSSED HER UPWARDS, AND TRIED TO JUGGLE HER ON HER HEAD A COUPLE OF TIMES BEFORE LETTING HER FALL HARSHLY TO THE GROUND. AND AS THE REFEREE FLAGGED THE END OF THE ROUND, WITH ONLY ONE POKÉMON LEFT ON THE FIELD, SHE GLARED DOWN AT HER FALLEN OPPONENT As ThE rOoF dEsCeNdEd BaCk DoWn InTo ThE bUiLdInG oNcE mOrE. lAnCeLoT wAs...avenged.

In the spirit of this vengeance, she again began to transform. Her body grew black, and expanded in size, and she began to float. After a moment, she roared to all the trainers in attendance, now a Darkrai, and ready to wreak some havoc next round. She wouldn’t be going down without a fight, that’s for sure.

End of Round 5

Eifie (ØOO)
darkrai
The Fuzz – Darkrai (♀)
Health: 17%
Energy: 71%
Ability: Bad Dreams
Type: Dark
Condition: VENGEANCE
Status: Normal.
Actions: Play Rough @ >>(⌒o⌒)<<

Keldeo (ØØO)
mienfoosun-stone
>>(⌒o⌒)<< – Mienfoo (♀) @ Sun Stone
Health: 0%
Energy: 79%
Ability: Inner Focus
Type: Fighting
Condition: Unconscious.
Status: Knocked Out!
Actions: Jump Kick @ Lancelot

JackPK (ØØO)
pignitesticky-barbdusk-stone
Lancelot – Pignite (♂) @ Sticky Barb + Dusk Stone
Health: 0%
Energy: 43%
Ability: Blaze
Type: Fire / Fighting
Condition: Unconscious.
Status: Knocked Out!
Actions: Sucker Punch @ >>(⌒o⌒)<<​

Referee Notes
~>>(⌒o⌒)<< knocked out Lancelot
~The Fuzz knocked out >>(⌒o⌒)<<
~The battle is no longer on the FRICKING ROOF.
~~KO Count: Bambi: 1, Sonya: 1, Jupiter: 2, >>(⌒o⌒)<<: 1, The Fuzz: 1,

Next Round
~Keldeo sends out
~JackPK sends out
~Eifie orders commands
~JackPK orders commands
~Keldeo orders commands

Action 1
~Lancelot uses Sucker Punch on >>(⌒o⌒)<<, dealing 8*.66+2=7% damage for 5% energy
~The sticky barb is transferred to >>(⌒o⌒)<<, dealing 3% damage
~>>(⌒o⌒)<< uses Jump Kick on Lancelot, dealing 10*1.25=12% damage for 6% energy. Sticky Barb is transferred.
~Lancelot is knocked out!
~The Fuzz uses Play Rough, dealing KO damage to >>(⌒o⌒)<< for 5% energy
~The Fuzz takes 4% weather damage
 
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