Tailsy
if the nineth lion ate the sun.
- Pronoun
- she
Because this section is choking on music.
So yeah! Who's your favourite author(s) to ever grace this earth ever? Explaining why is cool with me.
I think I'll just do a These Are My Favourites, Bitch list without putting them in a specific order.
Christopher Brookmyre - Scottish crime novelist and funny as fuck. Especially with the glossary at the back of 'A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil'. Unfortunately nobody not Scottish ever gets half of his jokes, but they are amazing books anyway.
Debi Gliori - YES ANOTHER SCOTTISH ONE. (Y) Her books are also funny as. I mean, seriously, it has a tarantula who wears lipstick. Also has the Loch Ness Monster in it who copulates with a dragon who thought she was a boy until like, halfway through the second book. And! 'Lochenauchermuchty'. I bet you can't say that properly. I can't either.
Erin Hunter (the three/four of them, anyway) - CAT BOOKS. :D However occasionally lame endings may be, I will always have a soft spot for the Warriors series.
And yeah I'm done. Go!
So yeah! Who's your favourite author(s) to ever grace this earth ever? Explaining why is cool with me.
I think I'll just do a These Are My Favourites, Bitch list without putting them in a specific order.
Christopher Brookmyre - Scottish crime novelist and funny as fuck. Especially with the glossary at the back of 'A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil'. Unfortunately nobody not Scottish ever gets half of his jokes, but they are amazing books anyway.
Debi Gliori - YES ANOTHER SCOTTISH ONE. (Y) Her books are also funny as. I mean, seriously, it has a tarantula who wears lipstick. Also has the Loch Ness Monster in it who copulates with a dragon who thought she was a boy until like, halfway through the second book. And! 'Lochenauchermuchty'. I bet you can't say that properly. I can't either.
Erin Hunter (the three/four of them, anyway) - CAT BOOKS. :D However occasionally lame endings may be, I will always have a soft spot for the Warriors series.
And yeah I'm done. Go!