Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Dragonclaw]

If you were here on the original forums, you will probably remember the rules. However, they are pretty simple anyway.

First, someone starts off with a positive action i.e Fortunately ...

Then, the next poster does something negative i.e Unfortunately ...

And then another Fortunately, Unfortunately, Fortunately ...

eg. Fortunately, he found platinum outside his house
Unfortunately, his house collapsed.
Fortunately, he had insurance.

et cetera.
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I'll begin:

Fortunately, a young Eevee by the name of Erin found a way to make toast out of nothing.

 

[Ambipom]

Unfortunately, it was burnt toast.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Fortunately, it came with free chocolate topping.

 

[Crazy Weavile]

Unfortunately, it was laced with cyanide.

 

[Blaziking the God General]

Fortunately, Erin was immune to Cyanide.

 

[Crazy Weavile]

Unfortunately, it was the other Erin.

 

[Fox McCloud]

Fortunately, the cyanide was burninated.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Unfortunately, the cyanide became angry and went on a rampage with a pillow.

 

[Iwakuma]

Fortunately, a group of nine jellyfish calmed the cyanide's rage and the seventh jellyfish ate all the leftover feathers from the rampage. Peace was restored.

 

[hopeandjoy]

Unfortunately, evil, deadly pillows burst of of them.

 

[Iwakuma]

Fortunately, the captain of the High School Success Brigade appeared to improve their grades.

 

[hopeandjoy]

Unfortunately, that wasn't very helpful and they continued to attack everyone.

 

[Iwakuma]

Fortunately, the pillows' lack of focus on their assignements and schoolwork ruined their educational career, and they were relegated to the streets, begging for change from any kind soul that happened to pass by.

 

[hopeandjoy]

Unfortunately, they used the money to get an education. Wait... Is that unfortunate?

 

[Iwakuma]

Fortunately, with their shiny new degrees, the pillows landed jobs as doctors, executives, and lawyers, and became filthy rich.

 

[hopeandjoy]

Unfortunately, they became corupt.

 

[Iwakuma]

Fortunately, they were eaten by bears.

 

[hopeandjoy]

Unfortunately, I'm a bringer of bad news.

 

[Dragonclaw]

Fortunately, I realised I was late and laughed it off with the intelligent, intellectual pillows.

 

[Iwakuma]

Unfortunately, Dragonclaw's event was scheduled to be fortunate. D: