Funny Happenings / Thoughts

[Mad MOAI]

Discuss funny things in general.

One happening for me is:

Me: A tree trunk?
Her: Warmer.
Me: A branch?
Her: Warmer.
Me: A leaf?
Her: Warmer.
Me: A rock?
Her: Colder.
Me: A slingshot?
Her: False.

And I got a funny thought at the dinner table.

During lunch time for employees at a shop, a voice comes from the manager.

Intercom: May I have your attention, please. There are peas on the floor. Make sure your peas stay on your plate.

So, what about you?

 

[Darksong]

I don't get it for the peas thing.

I always think of random Pokémon being hyper and bouncing around, crying, "YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Just imagine it. Almost everything but Pachirisu works.
But wouldn't this be like You Laugh You Lose without the pictures and links?

 

[Invader Palkia]

While randomly thinking of colors names today...

Navy blue.
Cobalt.
Lilac.
Dialga. Wait..
Violet.
Dialga. Um..
Gray.
Silver.
Dial- WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE!!??

 

[Dewgong]

This kid, Walker, told me and my friend to find him a girlfriend. My friend has a boyfriend, who agreed to do this, it was super funny. So we tell Walker that we found a girl named Kelly. (Non-existent, obviously). He was asking questions about her, to see how alike they were before we showed her to him after school. "Her name is... Kelly, she has long blond hair, she's not a girly-girl (x3), and... yeah you guys are going to be so happy with each other."

So Walker was all excited, and then my friends boyfriend comes up to him, "Hiiii :3" -wavewinkwink-

Oooooh he was so mad, but we love Walker and he knows that. :) Shortly after, the next day, he wrote us some notes saying every pointless bad word he could think of, and then the teacher picks them up. He had to go down to Mr. Revece's office to explain. xD

It was one of those 'you had to be there' things.

Violet.

Hi.

 

[Invader Palkia]

Hi.

Ah, so thats your name too?

That's my little sisters name x3

 

[RainbowRayquaza]

I just walked into my dad's room and asked this:
Me: "Why is it 'oops-a-daisy'? Why not some other flower, like... 'oops-a-sunflower'?
Dad: "Oops-a-primrose"
"Oops-a-blade of grass"
"Oops-a-tree"
"Oops-a-fungus"
"Oops-a-stick"
"Oops-a-seaweed"
"Oops-a-slime"
"Oops-a-ooze"
"Okay you can go away now lol"
I didn't actually get an answer.

 

[Dewgong]

Ah, so thats your name too?

That's my little sisters name x3

Yeah.

I've never found anybody else with the same name... tell your little sister hi? xD

 

[Tailsy]

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