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Game Show Idiots

"Name something someone might take with them to the beach."
"Turkey."
"The first thing you buy in a supermarket."
"Turkey."
"A food often stuffed."
"Turkey."
 
"Something normally worn only by children?"
"Clothes."

also

"What is the name for any animal, plant or bacteria?"
"Orgasm."

Edit: I think our biology teacher once made the same mistake. We *never* let him forget. :3
 
This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker

What is a hoe?

...I laughed forever. xD He was so QUICK about it.
 
"Slang name for a policeman?"
"DIIIIICK"

Also, the "Snake Charmer." And miners and hoes.
 
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Awesomesauce :3

"What country is the Panama Canal in?"
"...I don't know."
"What country is the Great Wall of China in."
"...I don't know. China?"
"What country is the Panama Canal in?"
"China?"

"What does the phrase BYOB stand for?"
"Um..."
"It stands for Bring... Your... Own..."
"Bitch?"

EDIT:
"What is something that a husband asks his wife to carry for him in her purse?"
"Condoms."
 
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