okay you really suck at your mom jokes
"your mom sucks pretty hard too!" yeah I know so don't even try it.
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Guys getting facials
- Thread starter Valerunner
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okay you really suck at your mom jokes
"your mom sucks pretty hard too!" yeah I know so don't even try it.
Storm Earth and Fire
Would you like to make a contract?
goldenquagsire
Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!
goldenquagsire
Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!
having lovely skin is absolutely fabulous!
Tailsy
if the nineth lion ate the sun.
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You suck harder than your mum.
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'Cause I totally denied that prospect existing, didn't I.
If it was pretty obvious I was being sarcastic/light-hearted, is there any point in replying so patronisingly?
Tailsy
if the nineth lion ate the sun.
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Considering my mother gets paid for it, I'd assume not.
Too bad your cock isn't long enough for you to experience first-hand. :|
Tailsy
if the nineth lion ate the sun.
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I don't need a cock to get experience with my mother's mouth. 8)
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Yes. You were being serious, regardless.
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If you insist.
I appreciate that men might want good skin too, but most teenage girls in my school - using these as an example because these are the people I interact with most - only make their appearance as nice as they want because they care a lot about how other people view them. If they had bad skin, people wouldn't like them. Boys aren't expected by others to have wonderful skin - if they don't, people accept that they can't help it and think to make it better would be 'strange'.
I don't know many guys who would make their skin nicer so they could merely look at it themselves, in the mirror.
In theory I know why men might want to have skin - to have nice skin. After all, you cleared that up for me~ But I can't see why they would want to go through all the effort. Unless they're surrounded by people who believe males should have perfect skin even though it's not really common for them to have facials...
Vladimir Putin's LJ
your blood flows through my veins
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A shame 'most people' don't really see men having facials as socially acceptable then? I'm not saying men shouldn't do their best to get nice skin, I'm just saying that if a woman had good skin she'd probably be assumed as using products or having facials or something, whereas if a man had good skin he'd just be seen as lucky.
Involuntary Twitch
I want the earth to spin in the opposite direction
yes please. Clean, acne-free skin = hotness. Or it makes me instantly suspect you're a vampire, but that's cool too.
SEEING men getting the facial on the other hand would be slightly disorienting, but only because of the stigma attached to it. I think it'd be fine if nobody made a big deal about it.
SEEING men getting the facial on the other hand would be slightly disorienting, but only because of the stigma attached to it. I think it'd be fine if nobody made a big deal about it.
goldenquagsire
Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!
Not Meowth
Cat, are you drilling?
Whereas if there were some maniac going around giving facials to random innocent men against their will... =)
(Incidentally is it just me and Typh that saw this thread and didn't immediately think of the double entendre? :3)