SO VERNE JUST RETURNED FROM FLORIDA AND HE HAS COME PREPARED WITH PICTURES. In just a few short minutes, you too will enjoy a photographic tour of the magic of Harry Potter as seen in Universal Studios, Florida, within the Islands of Adventure! Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Flash photography and video recording is prohibited. Stow all loose articles (glasses, cameras, hats, etc) and enjoy the ride.
The Adventure Begins ... now!
As we approach the entrance to Hogsmeade, a first glimpse of 
Hogwarts castle can be seen to your left. The castle is a beautiful, sized-down replica of Harry Potter's wizarding school and and rests on a mountain above the rest of the park.
However, we'll see more of that later. If you look 
ahead you can see the entrance to Hogsmeade! 
In we go!
You'll notice that Hogsmeade is rendered in its 
wintertime state. This means that most surfaces are coated in a shimmering blanket of snow! And if you would all turn to the left ...
You will get a full view of Hogwarts castle itself.
Now, the village of Hogsmeade is set, for the most part, in the middle of Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts, and around the village are various props dedicated to the Triwizard tournament. In fact, one of the village's main attractions, the 
Dragon Challenge roller coaster, focuses entirely on the first task! Shall we visit? 
Notice the 
sign posted by the Ministry of Magic's Department for Magical Games and Sports (as well as a sheepish employee). 
Now that we've entered you can see the 
many different 
banners supporting the 
three champions -- though, er, there 
is a noticeable lack of any mention of Cedric Diggory ... At least 
Krum has artistic fans. Anyway. As one continues through the queue, one can see many props from the Harry Potter series: 
the flying car, magical bits of
miscellany, the Goblet of Fire -- and then, actual objects from the tasks, like 
the eggs and 
the Triwizard Cup itself. 
Now we enter 
the Great Hall in preparation for the ride itself ... 
The Dragon Challenge is actually 
two rides: one can choose to ride the Hungarian Horntail or the Chinese Fireball. Both are fantastic rides, but for some reason the Chinese Fireball is both more intense and longer. Who knows!
Now that we've exited the Dragon Challenge, let's explore the remainder of 
Hogsmeade. Hogsmeade is, of course, host to a variety of shops, many of which are closed in this winter weather: this 
sporting goods store, for instance, as well as 
Gladrags (currently hosting fashions like 
a certain dress and 
tuxedo), a 
Scrivenshaft's Quill Shop, Wiseacres Wizarding Equipment, Dogweed and Deathcap, Dominic Maestro's Music 
Shop, as well as a number not here pictured.
However, there are also five shops that 
are open to the public! Most of these are connected from within, so let's start with, say, Honeydukes. 
The inside of Honeydukes is beautiful and brightly colored, 
overflowing with 
candy. The place advertises 
anything and 
everything -- and almost 
all of it is for sale. There are 
Pepper Imps, 
Chocolate Frogs, 
Bertie Bott's, 
Chocolate Cauldrons, 
Ton-Tongue Toffees, 
Cauldron Cakes, varieties of fudge, Chocolate Wands, Acid Pops, 
Blood Pops, Canary Creams, Edible Dark Marks, Coconut Ice, rock cakes, Sugar Quills, Honeyduke's Chocolate, taffy, and believe it or not, 
more. There are so many that I actually didn't know half of these existed. Also there is 
Clippy's Clip Joint, as seen in the Prisoner of Azkaban film. (It takes only, ah, 
'sickels.') It is massive while also being cramped, and very very cozy. Now, before you make yourself sick on 
Pumpkin Juice and 
Cauldron Cakes, let's continue past to the next shop over: Zonko's. 
If you'll 
look up as we pass between the shops ...
Welcome to Zonko's! 
Please follow the rules, as you can get quite hurt!
Zonko's too is cramped and massive all at once, and it sells a huge variety of 
joke items, including some borrowed from the Weasley boys, like pygmy puffs. The place 
glitters and 
pops, selling 
all sorts of silly things. Even the 
windows are busy. But it looks like the place is getting crowded, so let's move along, eh?
We're back outside, and let's take another quick look at the village. Everything is magical: even the 
lockers and 
ATM are disguised. The buildings have 
wonderful details -- and if any girls among us need to leave the tour now for a bathroom break, beware that Moaning Myrtle haunts the toilets. 
If you would 
turn now for a moment you can see the Hogwarts Express and its 
conductor parked in Hogsmeade for the time being. There's no time to talk now, though -- if we want to see 
Dervish and Banges we must move quickly!
Now, unfortunately I'm quite lacking in pictures of the inside of Dervish and Banges, but that's mostly due to how crowded it is on a daily basis. Dervish and Banges serves as a general store that serves to the wizarding community: you can buy robes, brooms, remembralls, quidditch balls and bats, a copy of the Quibbler and spectrespecs, and of course the Marauder's Map. One can also see the Monster Book of Monsters, though it's not the friendliest beast. There are also, of course, general Hogwarts merchandise: House shirts and ties and scarves, etcetera.
I have a feeling you people would be more interested in the 
Owl Post room anyways. It doubles as a shop for Ollivander's, and thus contains 
hundreds of wands. You can choose your wand by the Celtic calendar or borrow a character's wand, including the famous trio's. However, you'll have to visit later, as the tour is continuing!
Let's next visit the Flight of the Hippogriff. Yes, I know, you all want to see Hogwarts -- but don't worry, that will come soon! But as we go through the queue for this coaster, you can see 
Hagrid's hut, including evidence of certain 
illegal dragon trade. Hagrid also keeps 
Buckbeak nearby, and as you climb the coaster's first hill he bows to you. The Flight of the Hippogriff is a very low-key ride, intended for younger children, and Hagrid explains it as training for riding hippogriffs. 
And now, NOW we can visit Hogwarts itself. If you'd follow me, we must leave Hogsmeade and go for a bit of a walk. I hope you don't mind a bit of a wait. 
If you look to the right as we approach the Hogwarts queue, you can see 
a large stone with runes written on it. In front of this, there are certain performances by the three schools of the triwizard tournament. 
Carry on now, 
we're just entering the grounds! Now, the way through the 
castle is a bit long, so just hold on and enjoy the sights. For instance, you can see 
the Mirror of Erised, or the 
Humpbacked Witch statue. One can also view 
Potions rooms and storerooms before we head into the 
greenhouses, which host most of the queue. 
[About two hours of wait later, no kidding man]
And now we're heading back into the castle! You can see a selection of 
statues of 
... people and the 
house point counters. It looks like Gryffindor, as usual, is in the lead. Continuing on, you can see the entrance to 
the Headmaster's office, as well as a variety of moving portraits which sadly did not come out well in photographs. Have some 
normal ones instead. The moving paintings talked to you about the ride to come and/or acted disgruntled about the number of muggles in their presence. Now we pass into Professor Dumbledore's office, seeing his 
pensieve and even 
enjoying his company. Next we enter the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, complete with 
dragon skeleton and a surprise appearance by the 
three main characters. (Mind that they're hard to see in these pictures -- they were much clearer in real life.) We now pass the Fat Lady, who, being a portrait, is camera shy, and mostly just gets irritated at the idea of all of us wanted entrance to the tower, and see 
house billboards and such. 
And now we are boarding the ride! A 
Hogwarts Prefect helps us on our 
enchanted benches and, with help from one Hermione Granger, we are whisked into the air and invited on a journey with Harry Potter and Ron Weasley as they fly throughout Hogwarts. We fly under a bridge, meeting Hagrid (who asks moniously if anyone has seen a dragon) only to be attacked by aforementioned dragon, who threatens us with his fiery breath. We escape into the Forbidden Forest, coming face to face with huge acromantulas and the Whomping Willow, but find safety in a Quidditch game with Harry and Ron. We help chase the snitch, rivalled by Draco Malfoy (who calls us Harry's muggle supporters), but the game is interrupted by dementors and so Harry flies us away! We encounter a number of horrible dementors and are chased through the Chamber of Secrets, even seeing the skeleton of the basilisk, but Harry saves us with a well-timed Patronus charm. This ride is a fantastically engaging motion simulator with scenes specially filmed by the cast. It is amazing. Of course, no flash photography ... 
Now that we've left the ride, we enter 
Filch's Emporium, which is a large shop of magical-themed merchandise that features a great number of exclusive items like 
Ministry of Magic clothing or this ridiculous 
Dark Lord doll. I don't get it either, but. There you go. You can also see a number of boxes dedicated to Gryffindor students, like 
Neville and 
Parvati and 
George Weasley. In fact, the only Weasley that doesn't have a box seems to be Percy, because even Charlie has one and I have a feeling Bill's is hidden ...
And that is the Wizarding World of Harry Potter! I hope you enjoyed your tour. Grab a butterbeer on the way out, buy some merchandise, and have fun!
ok yeah it was freaking amazing and I took 250+ pictures. I nearly peed.