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I A Boob

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Kabigon said:
and it was consensual. :D
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It worries me slightly that you feel the need to specify this. You talk about it like it's some kind of a bonus and not a prerequisite.

Unless you got your words confused and meant to say "mutual" (i.e. she also touched your bare chest). In case that's it, "consensual" means "with her consent", i.e. that you didn't simply suddenly sneak your hand under her shirt without her permission. You don't want to get those two mixed up, lest you end up accidentally calling something "not consensual" and thus designating yourself (or whoever) as a rapist.

In any case, welcome to the world of boobs. May you enjoy many more gropey consensual sexcapades in the future.
 
Surely the title should be 'I Accidentally a Boob'?

But regardless, that's pretty cool I guess.
 
Butterfree said:
In any case, welcome to the world of boobs. May you enjoy many more gropey consensual sexcapades in the future.
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best Butterfree quote ever

in any case, congratulations! tits are the best.
 
Bayleafqween said:
I've never understood why guys are attracted to globs of fat on our chests.
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Globs of fat and glands. These glands produce valuable milk for children. Bigger boobs might mean more glands which might mean more food for potential children, which would increase their chances of survival.

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Cap'n Sofa said:
Globs of fat and glands. These glands produce valuable milk for children. Bigger boobs might mean more glands which might mean more food for potential children, which would increase their chances of survival.

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Except size of breasts has absolutely nothing to do with milk production.

I've never understood why guys are attracted to globs of fat on our chests.
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Same reason anyone is attracted to anything! :D
 
Cap'n Sofa said:
Could be that it's better insulation for the glands? Or maybe the subconscious mind is just easily fooled.
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If you really want to approach this scientifically you have to explain why other animals don't have large breasts. But this is the sort of question that people love coming up with explanations for, then neglecting to demonstrate how their explanations can be verified. I think the most convincing explanation I've heard was some form of runaway selection, and that wasn't particularly convincing.
 
opaltiger said:
If you really want to approach this scientifically you have to explain why other animals don't have large breasts. But this is the sort of question that people love coming up with explanations for, then neglecting to demonstrate how their explanations can be verified. I think the most convincing explanation I've heard was some form of runaway selection, and that wasn't particularly convincing.
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Something about the human subconscious decided permanently swollen breasts was awesome, I guess? My best guess is that it involves insulation but even then that's not really that good.
 
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