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I A Boob

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They are the least comfy things in existence. They're heavy and irritating and they get in the way. That and I get to listen to really fun things like 'eww why would anyone like big boobs!! they're so ugly!!' and 'hey darling, could you pull down your shirt just a little bit more?' because apparently that's an acceptable thing to do.

:^) Personal experience blows!
 
I don't mind them, at least I can hold up a strapless dress, and I just try to ignore those people. I have had people ask me to jump up and down, but I suppose I am lucky in the way that I can ignore the heavy and irritating bit.

xD
 
Well, we humans don't have a very good sense of smell and have tended to cover ourselves up since ancient times. Maybe attraction to breasts sprouts from it being one of the most pronounced clues that what you're looking at is biologically female.

I like that explanation because then I can mentally translate all interest in breasts into "YOU FEMALE, LET'S HAVE SEX," which just amuses me. :D
 
I think it's because women with natural large breasts also tend to be larger, and that is a sign that she has enough food to last through a pregnancy, produce good milk, and then feed the children.

I also heard it might be because most primates are attracted to the ass, for obvious reasons, but humans, being bipedal, don't have it at eye sight, so breasts developed to look like the same thing, but at eye level.

I will agree that large breasts are a pain in the ass, though. But it's worse if one breast is huge and the other is two entire cup sizes smaller.
 
Boobs is a pretty fun word to say. But other than that, I'm completely indifferent.

And I agree, this truly is TCoD's finest hour.
 
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I'm not even sure why I like them but I don't complain about it either. :D

Also, bigger ones would probably be more fun to play with I would think and they feel really nice and warm.
 
They're not any more fun to play with, trust me. Trust my boyfriend. HE KNOWS.

I can, however, slap myself in the face with mine. (Only when I'm lying down, but it's a feat.)
 
Congratulations, child.

You have now forever unshackled yourself to the puny, miniscule world of boys, with their fear of cooties and their love of the mud and anything fizzy. The days of tag and hide-and-seek nary but a distant memory, lost in the annals of time. Rise, my brother, and join us, in the Land of Man, where the beer is cold, the sport always live, and innuendos rain from the many manly tongues of Men. Gone are the days of acne and lankiness. The days of not fitting in your school cliques. THE DAYS OF LINING UP TO GET YOUR LUNCH BEHIND THE MASSES OF CHILDREN BARELY VISIBLE TO THE NAKED EYE. Prepare to experience the joy of everyday shaving, the majesty that is manscaping, and STANDING NEXT TO OTHER MEN AS YOU WAIT FOR YOUR DRINK. PREPARE.

TO.

BE.

MAAAAANNNNNN.

Welcome, Brother. Welcome to the Land of Man.
 
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It makes no difference how you enter the Land of Man! You of all people must understand, having passed the threshold of becoming Man!!!
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Note: The Land of Man is also available to women as well as people of any gender. Too much time spent in the Land of Man may result in dry eyes, sore muscles, and/or premature ejaculation. If your erection lasts longer then four hours, go see a specialist.
 
Guys, coming in to say "this is the best thread ever! Yay boobs!" is basically spamming and rude (also creepy). Please stop.
 
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Congrats on someone wanting you to touch her boobs? What the fuck is with that specification of consensual, seriously.

This thread needs waaaay less pop evo-psych. Also this thread makes me super uncomfortable :( Dear TCoD: be less creepy I mean seriously
 
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